I fear you may be asking for a little too much there.

Hello everyone.

Hi Vids and everyone  

Evening all.

If I fall asleep with boredom, give me a nudge!

Evening all 

Evening all

Face to face noMs.....oh well perhaps not quite such a boring night then  

Evening!

Evening all....the trailer showed promise

So Jack can use his immunity passes for other HMs.

Of course it's edible! 

Ha! Nice twist that Jack gives immunity to another HM! 

Evenin' 

Hi everyone!

I think Vids is right - tonight's show looks like being an endurance test.

You ignorant numpties

Looks like it ..maybe just for evictions ? 

They are thick !!

Let's see how selfless he is now

Evening 

Yes  

Please tell me Joel's joking here: this guy is governor of two schools!

hi everybody

Not that thick surely

I wonder if he has to use them in the first three sets of noms?

I am speechless................

I know! Jeez, I thought the Maths game was bad!

I struggle to understand Aaron's mumblings.

Hola! How's Pedro doing? 

 Scary!

Evening all 

He has the most boring , unmodulated voice ever !!

Still speechless............

I struggle to understand any of this lot

  Packed his bags and headed up the Ronda road.

You ok, lovely? 

"Do baby chicks come from eggs?"

We really need an official "banging your head against a wall" smiley...

So the twins are just one vote 

He could make a self help tape for insomniacs! 

Yes

Sara didn't like that nom

I cannot bear Adjoa