night everybody - had cogs all night

Yes, they are not suffering much are they.

What's the bet there's a *model* in there, or even two of them, who have also had sex with Shrek

Oh ...right thanks Erin 

I think Mark would beat Ashleigh in a head to head final, Bethni.

Dunno why, but I do.

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Marlon, Danielle and Ashleigh looking sombre there.

Oh dear.  

What a shame.

Never mind.  

I think he would IF twitter didn't get behind Ashleigh  I think, on the night, the votes would go to her because everyone loves the underdog.

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Kims thinking wtf pic.twitter.com/gHBPtGxafY

She makes me laugh.

More so than  any of the others.

Not that I'd want her to win, or to be given cakes or anything like that.Her sense of humour appeals though.

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A day is a long time to a BB voter, whereas Twitter changes by the hour! 

You'd never from looking at you but only because you have no eyebrows.

Caroline should know about picking the wrong side

Tactics worked, Jale went, the cool crew peed off, and BB's campaign to get rid of her failed.....REEEESULT

Caroline obviously hasn't watched this for weeks

That's the shot I was talking about earlier. Absolutely classic!

One campaign ends and another starts

I missed one show and am confused too: did Ashleigh give up her dressing-gown to boost the battery, then?

Yes she did.

Also Winston gave up his remaining brain cell.

yes ,it's all in the battery task thread

That dress Vanessa has on is from House of Fraser 

Marlon is saying' i think I have shit on my shoes'

Jalé is saying' it's either that , or you stink'

Kimbot is saying' wtf is that f****** smell?'

Steven is thinking* no one noticed that I farted*

I can't remember this morning, let alone who did what for battery power 

(I am NOT alluding to Kimbot here!).

But yes, I think she did.

It was more Caroline's comments that Ashleigh is invisible and slobs around in her DG all day, Eugene.

Someone once told me that the music they played in an evil demonic setting is actually nothing of the sort.

*Reaches for Google*

Steven is thinking *how do I control the shit*

Yes' I heard on the news that having located it, they have put on protected clothing, had a stiff drink, and placed it in quarantine, it will sent to outer Mongolia on Tuesday , before it can do any more damage.

I hope it will never leave me!! 

If you want to know who the new HMs are.....go to \twitter and have a butchers......One is Kim's ex!

Good result.  I really don't like Ashleigh but Jale had to go otherwise Chris would be up for eviction pretty quickly again and with Ashleighs vote instead of Jale's he might not go up and we might get some of the 'cool kids' up instead.  Not sure what the story is with Monday's noms but I would love for it to be everyone up.  Then we could get rid of Marlon or Steven.

Bit surprised Chris got some boo's tonight.  He hasn't really offended anyone, has he?  Normally I don't like the 'boring' more sensible HMs but I do really like Chris even though he's a little too quiet.  

Marlon or Steven out next please.

Is it for sure, Kaytee?

Hopefully Steven will walk then... dragging Kimberly with him no doubt 

10.32pm: HMs are reeling from Jale's eviction - but they're also busy tucking into the refreshments that just arrived.

that means Ash and Helen are gutted ,then they heard Steven chants when they were expecting Marlon chants .

Sasha is strongly rumoured to be going in .

Ta, everyone!

Seems so

Can you link Kaytee?

Cheers, Kaytee