Horange Hooch
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Was Kim's zapper not working?
Yes, but she hasn't read the script, couldnt be bothered to pretend it hurt
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Baz:
She has defo had a warning !!
Uh-uum
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting. 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Helen has had 15k of work done .
and still some way to go...
Her clients must have paid well
They certainly had to with her gob.... super injunctions ain't cheap
Originally Posted by Saint:
Helen is what you get when female emancipation reaches it's logical conclusion
Heh heh heh - I'm giggling at that one
Female emmeramincipashion !!!!
Too big for this time of night. 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Hahahaaa!
"I've had my nose done, not cos I wanted to I just got twatted"
"I've had my nose done, not cos I wanted to I just got twatted"
Is that what she said?
She really is as rough as a badger's butt!
I almost spat my drink out when she said it. One of the funniest things I've heard. She's such a chav
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting.
Or.
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting.
Or she's a cyborg
Kim = Susanna Reid 10 years younger.
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I see they are pushing Hooch again.
Alcopops !!!
They used to be all the rage when i was a teen
What 2008 ?!?!?!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Out of interest, is there anyone in the house with a personality?
A real one, not a hyped up, OK mag contrived one?
Yes Cosi, English Chris has a dry sense of humour and a few brain cells [not N.I. Christopher]
Originally Posted by Saint:
Helen is what you get when female emancipation reaches it's logical conclusion
Heh heh heh - I'm giggling at that one
Cough, splutter, grrrrrrrr, holds self back........LATER Renton!!!!!! 
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Kim = Susanna Reid 10 years younger.
OH Good call CN. Mmmmmm Susanna Reid
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Hahahaaa!
"I've had my nose done, not cos I wanted to I just got twatted"
"I've had my nose done, not cos I wanted to I just got twatted"
Is that what she said?
She really is as rough as a badger's butt!
I almost spat my drink out when she said it. One of the funniest things I've heard. She's such a chav
Bet the other girl came off even worse 
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Hahahaaa!
"I've had my nose done, not cos I wanted to I just got twatted"
"I've had my nose done, not cos I wanted to I just got twatted"
Is that what she said?
She really is as rough as a badger's butt!
I almost spat my drink out when she said it. One of the funniest things I've heard. She's such a chav
On that, we can agree!
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting.
Or she's a cyborg
The others were over acting, I don't believe those shock pads hurt that much.
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Out of interest, is there anyone in the house with a personality?
A real one, not a hyped up, OK mag contrived one?
Yes Cosi, English Chris has a dry sense of humour and a few brain cells [not N.I. Christopher]
Ta Rog; I'll keep a look out for him (and not get him muddled with Christopher)
Oh gawd, it's Deadwood's lost older brother!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Kim = Susanna Reid 10 years younger.
OH Good call CN. Mmmmmm Susanna Reid
*throws bucket of cold water over EC*
He holds a fork like a caveman....the real Winston would wince!
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting.
Or she's a cyborg
Terminator.
Pauline is the new Carole .
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Helen has had 15k of work done .
and still some way to go...
Her clients must have paid well
They certainly had to with her gob.... super injunctions ain't cheap
She'd have been posing all over the Star, if she had had free rein
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Out of interest, is there anyone in the house with a personality?
A real one, not a hyped up, OK mag contrived one?
Yes Cosi, English Chris has a dry sense of humour and a few brain cells [not N.I. Christopher]
Ta Rog; I'll keep a look out for him (and not get him muddled with Christopher)
Looking forward to your views Cosi... don't hold back
Pauline will be up for eviction next week...and rightly so.
Wear a hat to look interesting.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Kim = Susanna Reid 10 years younger.
OH Good call CN. Mmmmmm Susanna Reid
Yeah Susie Reid is a proper MILF!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Helen is obviously jealous of Kimberly
Very jealous. Her face turns green when she mentions Kimberly's name.
Your pissing me off .
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting.
Or she's a cyborg
The others were over acting, I don't believe those shock pads hurt that much.
Easy to say from this side of the screen.
Pauline gets right on my wick!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I see they are pushing Hooch again.
Alcopops !!!
They used to be all the rage when i was a teen
What 2008 ?!?!?!
hahaha no i'm not that young! Mid to late 90's
Try and be positive Pauline.....Oh sorry, you cant, you mardy mare
Originally Posted by Baz:
Pauline is obsessed with who eats what !!!
As she munches on probably one of the few apples they have left 
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Kim = Susanna Reid 10 years younger.
OH Good call CN. Mmmmmm Susanna Reid
*throws bucket of cold water over EC*
YOGI !! you could have warned me
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Either Kimberly's shock buzzer wasn't working or the others were acting.
From what previous HMs have said, the whole "screaming in agony" thing is way over the top. It may vary a bit depending on *ahem* exact position, but really: it's not that bad...