I went out with an aristo once, lovely looking girl but psychotic and scary.
When I moved I amde a point of not telling her where I had gone.
I almost took a restraining order out against a lord once, scary bloke
We need more than that, Bethni..!
And, it needs to be as epic as the orang utan story
I worked nights while i was at college and every night when i finished work this creepy guy would follow me in the shadows all the way home, went on for ages until eventually the police nabbed him... he looked like a bovver boy but turns out he was the grandson of the queen mothers cousin
That must have been scary.