*ahem

I am here tonight

 all

Evening all......gluttons for punishment

evening all

Evening, folks!

 So am I. 

Hello there all....Lets hope something interesting happens...

Hope you're feeling better

 So glad to see you back Yogi..xxx

I'm only staying if Baz comes out to play, otherwise I'm going to play in another thread with Sprout.

 It's good to be back.

How can BB anounce it with a straight face, knowing it's all lies?

Helen, suddenly an expert medic. 

Evening all      Good to see you back, Yogi 

That wasn't rehearsed at all Helen ...much

Evening 

Here Steven, have some toast. 

Hi Machel and everyone Welcome back Yogi  

Thank you, I feel a lot better.

Weren't you going to walk Knobhe*d?

He looks REALLY upset....NOT!

"Poor cow"...the language of love.

Pass the sick bucket !!  What a crap actor he is !!!

Evening folks 

WELCOME BACK, YOGI!!!! 

You have been so missed 

Evening

Steven playing it up for the cameras.

Well then walk Steven BB can't stop you ...if you want to .

He is revolting.................send him out to comfort her.....Pleeeeeeeeease BB!

I couldn't possibly eat a thing.... oh well.. maybe with a little bit of ham....

If he cared that much he would leave.

You can always leave Steven!

Mind you,if she's got any sense she'll be back in the States by now

Glad your here Baz, I said I was not staying unless you came out to play 

Oh FGS ...SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC , ARROGANT PLONKER!!!!!

It's all about Steven.

*sniffs pits

no had a shower earlier

I have no idea.....we all know that it's bull poo but the HMs don't

Oh god.............shut your snivelling!