I'm here and ready.

Yeah, I'm way too early again.

Can't quite get the hang of this time thing 

Could some kind person give me a nudge when I need to turn up.

Ta muchly 

I'm just registering my interest, may be along later ( fixing daughters hair!)

I'm going to watch MC ...but will be reading the thread , just in case they suddenly throw Helen out  

Haha! As if!!!!!!!

Evening 

..CMC is quite bad too

Evening those who are recording Masterchef

Howdy cow pokes 

Evening... Masterchef being recorded.

Hi

evening all

Ash and Winston getting a main part in the task and Matthew barely shown 

Evening folks!

Looks like it will be fauxmance overload tonight...  

Methinks that Ash will be saved this week

Oh yes .

Hi all

hahahaha... Mark's a happy chappie.

I think he will too 

BB will keep him in ,I doubt the voting counts for anything .

Mark the absolute definition of "not a happy bunny" there!

Winston is sharp as a marble

Hi all Cogs

...listen up, Mark - because Helen knows all about nasty faces.

Mark looks very fetching......dead!

Helen's worried about 'how it looks'..?  

I done care for Mark.

Danielle does not suit red lippy

Hahahahaha.....it looks baaaaaaad for you Hellonearth

Latest eviction odds:

Ash 1/12

Matthew 7/1

Christopher 25/1

Winston & Mark >100/1

It should however be remembered that Ash was odds-on favourite to go last week too...

She has an unusually shaped gob.

I don't remember Ashleigh doing that.

I'm sure there will be some manipulation

oh dear.... helen's making me laugh.... 

Helen looks better dead

It's funny (except it's not) - she's pulling Mark up on his expression..?

He looks bad