We need more of this sort of thing

Mark will soon remove it 

Wharra loada crap 

I didn't marry a dancer....thank gawd!

He talks a load of sheet

No wonder we are losing the war on terror

My o/h dances like John Travolta 

Needless to say I never get on the dance floor with him 

Ha Ha, I thought that you'd typed that on purpose Syd

 Chris dances like my husband....to a different tune....

I was getting bored with it but it seems to be get more interesting again

Like he just did? 

SO basically he is saying he is the best lover  - ever

I can't dance    

I once went on a date with a guy who I'd fancied for ages seeing in lectures at Uni.....then he got on the dance floor I made a sharp exit!

Very similar  Towards the end of the dance he goes into ' The Crucifix' move  That's when i head to the loo..... so I don't know what comes next

  You owe it to us to video him one night...

That guy is talking a loadda carp, hormones my ass, showoffs more like

'Taint true....men to bothered with their 'moves' on the dance floor, are generally not interested in their moves without the 'disco' lights..

I have a good friend who has a windmill move: sounds similar. It's hilarious

They look happy don't they.....

It's Mark Benton, isn't it? 

Even her boobs look 'downhearted'

If I had seen his 'moves' before we got married i would have ran a mile. I didn't even realise we had never danced until then. I don't know how that had happened either. He never danced then.... now I cant keep him off the floor 

Actually No! It's the guy in Turkey whose blog you've seen

She's worn a 'neckline' (waistline?) like that every time I've seen her since she left.   Her boobs look like a fake plastic breastplate that a bloke would get with a fancy dress outfit.

Awww bless, he sounds good fun

oh... that was clever of him!       

Ha, Ha YES!

 That's the move. He usually has a glass in one hand.... just as a prop, you understand  The home films I have of him are cringe worthy. 

I love the painting of Helen as an  on BB.....

So Helen's friend is saying she used to turn tricks for peanuts but now she's all coy?

No Ash is not 'boring' he will wiggle his bits in a mankini, he is fun, fun, fun.... 

I don't understand that comment.     She was paid for sex in private.   Doesn't mean to say she wants to perform in public. 

I didn't hear Ashleigh call Christopher a B*st*rd ? 

I wish Chris would stop walking around with a fag hanging out of his mouth!