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Footie is going to deprive the thread/programme of a few posters/viewers too, 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Footie is going to deprive the thread/programme of a few posters/viewers too,
Its 5-0 to Germany... I'll take a chance
Evening all 
HI all
I'm here to watch a house full of charming, eloquent, intelligent people, but I'll make do with BB instead.
Helloooooo!
evening all
If they get short of power they can always use Kimbot's power source!
Evening, folks!
Who would have thought watching Helen and Co would be less brutal than the football!
Originally Posted by kimota:
If they get short of power they can always use Kimbot's power source!
I think she may have worn her batteries down.
Evening all
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I'm here to watch a house full of charming, eloquent, intelligent people, but I'll make do with BB instead.
Why thank you - I'm here.
Steven got hurt last year....poor sod...didn't we all 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh get over yourself Jale !!!
Yep. Straight in with the pious angle 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh SHUT UP Mark !!
He's an annoying fake and seemingly BB's chosen one this year!
Hi everybody I prefer Ashleigh to Kimberley
Originally Posted by kimota:
If they get short of power they can always use Kimbot's power source!
Kimbot doesn't need her battery anymore: she's switched to hand-cranking...
Did he just say 'irevelent'?
Originally Posted by kimota:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh SHUT UP Mark !!
He's an annoying fake and seemingly BB's chosen one this year!
he is bliddy awful - can't stand the fake
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by kimota:
If they get short of power they can always use Kimbot's power source!
Kimbot doesn't need her battery anymore: she's switched to hand-cranking...
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by kimota:
If they get short of power they can always use Kimbot's power source!
Kimbot doesn't need her battery anymore: she's switched to hand-cranking...
norty! 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Did he just say 'irevelent'?
Pwobarbly.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Did he just say 'irevelent'?
Pwobarbly.
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
It was 10% each then they offered to read a letter from his nan for another 5% so both agreed he should do it Rosie ...
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
Every time Steven is on screen I mute it. He does my head in.
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
Oh! Is that where the HMs confusion over whether it was 20 or 25% came from?
Surely Kimberly has opened up enough to him. 
Originally Posted by machel:
is he so desperate for a showmance he will forgive/forget her
Whaddya think? 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
We can only hope it happens again. With a blunt instrument. Soon.
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
Oh! Is that where the HMs confusion over whether it was 20 or 25% came from?
Never mind - just seen your answer to Roger...
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
It was 10% each then they offered to read a letter from his nan for another 5% so both agreed he should do it Rosie ...
Thanks Baz shows you how much the HLs leave out!
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
Oh! Is that where the HMs confusion over whether it was 20 or 25% came from?
And you can bet if it had been Ashleigh doing it BB would have made a meal of it !
Ohhhhhhhh Gawddddddd...........Kimberly is emotional.....
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
It was 10% each then they offered to read a letter from his nan for another 5% so both agreed he should do it Rosie ...
This whole battery draining will end in tears (and I don't even read the spoilers). It'll be accusations of being greedy and selfish... 
Steven can't possible by brain f*cked. He's need a brain for that.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
We can only hope it happens again. With a blunt instrument. Soon.
And very slowly, please.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Baz:
What they didn't show is that Steven drained and extra 5% out fir an extra message from his nan !!
Oh! Is that where the HMs confusion over whether it was 20 or 25% came from?
And you can bet if it had been Ashleigh doing it BB would have made a meal of it !
You bet 
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Steven can't possible by brain f*cked. He's need a brain for that.
Fair point, well made there Kaffs 
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
We can only hope it happens again. With a blunt instrument. Soon.
The bloke from Whack-a-Day (who's name escapes me) needs to enter the house QUICK!
Originally Posted by machel:
kimbots tears aren't real - water and mechanics don't mix
She'll rust.
I'm not suggesting oiling her though 
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
We can only hope it happens again. With a blunt instrument. Soon.
The bloke from Whack-a-Day (who's name escapes me) needs to enter the house QUICK!
timmy mallet?
OMG Daniellle has to gooooooooooooooooooo
I think Ashleigh fancies Stephen
ha ha ha... Danielle's face before she started to 'cry' Funniest thing ever. she looks like she has no teeth.
I'd fake cry if I owned a rat in a tacky pink bag too
Originally Posted by machel:
kimbots tears aren't real - water and mechanics don't mix
oh - I can't wait for the blue sparks and smoke when she short circuits!
Originally Posted by machel:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
We can only hope it happens again. With a blunt instrument. Soon.
The bloke from Whack-a-Day (who's name escapes me) needs to enter the house QUICK!
timmy mallet?
That's him
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by machel:
kimbots tears aren't real - water and mechanics don't mix
She'll rust.
I'm not suggesting oiling her though
I think Steven probably keeps her well lubric maintained.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I'd fake cry if I owned a rat in a tacky pink bag too
Originally Posted by fremsley:
Awww
Thats the nicest bit of BB so far 
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
That is one really excited dog! Coco looks really happy too!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by machel:
kimbots tears aren't real - water and mechanics don't mix
She'll rust.
I'm not suggesting oiling her though
I think Steven probably keeps her well lubric maintained.
Yes, thank you, Kaffs..! 
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
That is one really excited dog! Coco looks really happy too!
Kimberly always sounds like she is trying to supress an hysterical laugh to me....
Originally Posted by Baz:
Helen putting the boot in again !
She should change tactics and use those HUGE teef instead..!
Is that a sandwich on the bed?
Originally Posted by Syd:
Kimberly always sounds like she is trying to supress an hysterical laugh to me....
You think she has the capability and/or is programmed to laugh..???
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Is that a sandwich on the bed?
Probably a three week old one. That place is a kip.
He is quite astute with the Prawn and Pratt bit, I have to credit him with that!
Geez these two zzzzzzzz
"We were on a break" She thinks she's Rachel from Friends.
This whole showmancy bit for the past 5 mins... I muted the lot
Whiney, whingey drawl.
The woman is Mad I tell ya......MAD 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
"We were on a break" She thinks she's Rachel from Friends.
I can't wait for the 'it doesn't happen to everyone and it IS a big deal' speech
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
This whole showmancy bit for the past 5 mins... I muted the lot
AND on goes the mute again
Even Marcus says 'relationship' like it's in inverted commas
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by kimota:
If they get short of power they can always use Kimbot's power source!
Kimbot doesn't need her battery anymore: she's switched to hand-cranking...
norty!
Not as norty as Steven and Kimbot.
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Awwwww, Stevie has been hurt before....
We can only hope it happens again. With a blunt instrument. Soon.
The bloke from Whack-a-Day (who's name escapes me) needs to enter the house QUICK!
Timmy Mallet
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
"We were on a break" She thinks she's Rachel from Friends.
I can't wait for the 'it doesn't happen to everyone and it IS a big deal' speech
Haha..!
And then Ash can come out from behind the door and shriek "I knew it"..just like Chandler
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There is something wrong with Kimberley - she is so emotionless and vacant - she gives me the creeps
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
"We were on a break" She thinks she's Rachel from Friends.
I can't wait for the 'it doesn't happen to everyone and it IS a big deal' speech
Haha..!
And then Ash can come out from behind the door and shriek "I knew it"..just like Chandler
Please, please, enough already, there are silly people believing this is what 'Love Is'......Channel 5, you have a responsibility......
By the way, I didn't think Jale cracking an egg over Titfer's head was remotely funny.
Originally Posted by Baz:
She really is a robot !
Or at least her replacement is...
Been meaning to post this for ages:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it 
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Hi Bethni I will let one of the others explain l.,I'm too much of a lady
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Even Marcus says 'relationship' like it's in inverted commas
I've had more fulfilling relationships with 40 fags than those 2
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
By the way, I didn't think Jale cracking an egg over Titfer's head was remotely funny.
TBF though, it's nothing compared to the number of eggs he cracked over his own head earlier in the series...
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Hi Bethni I will let one of the others explain l.,I'm too much of a lady
Oh???? I haven't made CDWM this week, hopefully see you tomorrow there, i hope your enjoying it. I'll have to catch up
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Oh 
Open what though
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
By the way, I didn't think Jale cracking an egg over Titfer's head was remotely funny.
Nor did I Cosi, but it steered the camera's away from the lovelorn....
Originally Posted by Eugene's Lair:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
By the way, I didn't think Jale cracking an egg over Titfer's head was remotely funny.
TBF though, it's nothing compared to the number of eggs he cracked over his own head earlier in the series...
True enough
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Hi Bethni I will let one of the others explain l.,I'm too much of a lady
Oh???? I haven't made CDWM this week, hopefully see you tomorrow there, i hope your enjoying it. I'll have to catch up
We missed you ....it's certainly different See you tomorrow
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Hand jobs.
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don't like the way BB are divulging this info - it doesn't seem right
So Jale and Kimberley swifly side step the fact that they were in on the initial discussion so it all lands on Ashleigh
This is a total snide.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Hand jobs.
Did they have a packet of biscuits or crisps under the covers too that he couldn't open I'm baffled....
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Footie is going to deprive the thread/programme of a few posters/viewers too,
Its 5-0 to Germany... I'll take a chance
Evening all
Germany still cranking it up.
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Oh
Open what though
glad I wasn't the only one who wondered
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Hand jobs.
Did they have a packet of biscuits or crisps under the covers too that he couldn't open I'm baffled....
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Oh
Open what though
Her battery hatch
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
So Jale and Kimberley swifly side step the fact that they were in on the initial discussion so it all lands on Ashleigh
It would seem so 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
don't like the way BB are divulging this info - it doesn't seem right
I agree ....you notice they don't show what Helen has said about people!!!
agree so biased - it might save Ashleigh this week
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Footie is going to deprive the thread/programme of a few posters/viewers too,
Its 5-0 to Germany... I'll take a chance
Evening all
Germany still cranking it up.
Just checked Fluffy Wowsers!
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
don't like the way BB are divulging this info - it doesn't seem right
I agree ....you notice they don't show what Helen has said about people!!!
agree so biased - it might save Ashleigh this week
Not a hope Ros
Kimberly has almost shown her nasty humanoid side....
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by fremsley:
This is as out of order as it gets.
Atrocious.
agree - don't agree with this - BB meddling to cause maximum conflict
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Hello peeps
Can i ask a question please?
Why are people laughing on FB about open it
When i asked the they told e it was something to do with BB so i knew just where to come, any idea's ?
Last night was cringy when Kim and Steven were getting veerryy close under the blankets (covers bobbing up and down) he just whispered "open it"
Hand jobs.
Did they have a packet of biscuits or crisps under the covers too that he couldn't open I'm baffled....
Stop being so naughty you wee minx
This really is no longer any BB that I recognise.
And it's not for the better.
Jale, go and wash your hair.
Danielle is no friend to Ashleigh
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
This really is no longer any BB that I recognise.
And it's not for the better.
agree - more USA??????
Where's the level playing field in all of this?
It's all one way traffic.
Well held Ashleigh, she was a winner there...good on her
Helen's voice has dipped and I can hear slight fear in it
Oh, so Chris needs his minions but Jale can sit there on the edge of her coven?
Originally Posted by Baz:
This is so wrong !!!
agree and they happen to show Helen the mouthiest of the lot
All planned by BB and played out by the Hm's What's she gripeing for - she's got a pass to the final so what does it matter to her?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Winston and Mark have finally grown a very small pair !!!
At last
Originally Posted by fremsley:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Where's the level playing field in all of this?
It's all one way traffic.
Producers are dicks Cosi.
You're far too polite my lovely
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
You utter moron! You ARE a bully and that's why you made sure you had an audience.
Jale is so much a drama queen and no Helen a bully publicly humiliates with a tongue
Jale really is starting to look like she could do with a good scrub.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
Ditto
Yep!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Don't back down Chris .....she nominated you !!!
hardly a fair plying field either - this is GRRRRRR -
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
Same, i think if he toned down the deliberate OTT stuff he'd be an ok HM..... What am i talking about... This is what is BB has done to me!! I'm trying to find a good Hm in MARK!!!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
If his worse crime is being an attention seeking, celebrity wannabee.... BUT with a sense of fairness, then I might have to man up and get used to him.
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
Same, i think is he toned down the deliberate OTT stuff he'd be an ok HM..... What am i talking about... This is what is BB has done to me!! I'm trying to find a good Hm in MARK!!!
Same here!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
You utter moron! You ARE a bully and that's why you made sure you had an audience.
Damn right
I hope Mark and Winston carry on with the 'Fall' of 'She' who must be obeyed!
Time for Jale to go...SAVE ASHLEIGH, vote out Jale.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Winston and Mark have finally grown a very small pair !!!
Mark always said he'd stand up for Ashleigh.
Pleasantly surprised at Winston, though...
Originally Posted by machel:
and jale has never said anything about hm's??
Oh don't you be fussing with the facts and major details, machel
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
If his worse crime is being an attention seeking, celebrity wannabee.... BUT with a sense of fairness, then I might have to man up and get used to him.
Ditto .....what a dreadful thought
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
If his worse crime is being an attention seeking, celebrity wannabee.... BUT with a sense of fairness, then I might have to man up and get used to him.
Ditto .....what a dreadful thought
It's driving me to drink, Baz!
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
Same, i think if he toned down the deliberate OTT stuff he'd be an ok HM..... What am i talking about... This is what is BB has done to me!! I'm trying to find a good Hm in MARK!!!
Times are hard!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by machel:
grrrr i liked mark and winston (although only for a few minutes
that's twice Mark's done that to me... it's really annoying.
If his worse crime is being an attention seeking, celebrity wannabee.... BUT with a sense of fairness, then I might have to man up and get used to him.
Ditto .....what a dreadful thought
It's driving me to drink, Baz!
Hmmmm.... !
agree with Danielle for once