Yogi

Thanks Jen, I'll get off and get some housework done.

12.07pm: Callum and Wolfy are bonding in the treehouse. Callum is getting nostalgic about the '50s. Um. Was he alive then? #bbuklive

Enjoy

12.19pm: Hazel is enjoying a massage from one of the twins. #BBUKLIVE

Hi Summer

12.31pm: Daley's thinking of cutting the carbs. Good luck with that. The BB House is the worst place for launching ambitious diets.#bbuklive

Hi peeps

Just popped in to update the video clips

Hi Erin

12.43pm: Wolfy's telling Sallie that she's "one of the most real housemates." Music to Sallie's ears but what do you think? #bbuklive

Emma Willis ‏@Emma_Willis
For those asking, I will be back on #bbbots every Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday throughout the series.

off again

Day 5: What was in Jemima's suitcase?

What was in Jemima's suitcase?

It's been five whole days since Micheal sacrificed the housemates' luggage and for one lady, Big Brother's joke is wearing thin.

Dressed in Daley's socks, Hazel's shorts, Dan's vest and Michael's jumper and dressing gown, Jemima lamented her loss to Jackie, Charlie and Dexter in the garden.

"Most of what I was going to do was in my suitcase," she said.  Now this sounds intriguing.

Jackie had to ask: "What was in your suitcase?"

What indeed. "I had a lot of party outfits for entertaining for the housemates," she said. "Things for other people to join in with."

What could she possibly have packed? A sumo suit? Pantomime cow outfit? Maybe a Sarah Jessica Parker cocktail dress. We'll have to wait until BB returns the 'shredded' cases.

But that wasn't her biggest woe. "Viewers who didn't see the launch night are going to see me in the same leopard print leggings every day,” she whined.  “You look different every day Dexter. If you were wearing leopard print leggings it would be a different story."

It sure would. We do suspect there may be a pair of leopard print leggings lurking in the back of Dexter's drawers. It's irrelevant though because no one in their right minds would have missed the launch night.

12.59pm: Charlie's legs are on Sam's lap and he's giving them a wee stroke. Not sure how this will scan with SJP, we mean Jemima. #bbuklive

1.16pm: Dan just asked Sophie "don't you see disgusting things in people's mouths?" Ah, the secrets of a dental nurse. #bbuklive

1.30pm: Sophie and Sallie are playing the "you're going to stay in the House longer than me" game. #BBUKLIVE

1.32pm: Jemima would appear to be emerging as House chef. A mysterious concoction is being prepared by her goodself. #bbuklive

1.47pm: Jemima has told Daley and Sam she will not be doing the cooking anymore. She says Gina can do it.. #BBUKLIVE

Thanks for the updates Yogi, erin and Jen 

I can take over now if you`d like a break Jen.

1.55pm: Joe says he can do swivel hips on the trampoline. Let's hope BB sees fit to install one in the garden. #BBUKLIVE

Thanx Scotty

Day 5: Callum and Wolfy flock together

"I like to speak to the birds," said Wolfy after hooting at her feathered friends.

"I had noticed," said Callum, who had accompanied the nature lover up to the treehouse for a bit of bonding.

"That's all good," he added a beat later, lest Wolfy should think he took issue with her communing with mother nature.

Talk of the birds followed a discussion about a different type of bird. Wolfy had been opening up to Callum about getting stick in the streets for her sexuality.

"I am an obvious lesbian," she said.

"I don't like stereotyping people," said the PE teacher, shocked to hear that not everyone feels the same way.

"You're a proper nice guy," said Wolfy.

Aw, could this be the beginning of a blissful Big Brother friendship?

1.55pm: Joe says he can do swivel hips on the trampoline. Let's hope BB sees fit to install one in the garden.

2.05pm: Michael is REALLY enjoying his piggy back.

Spotted! What's Dexter doing in the bushes?

2.18pm: So... Gina is sculpting doughballs in the kitchen *rubs eyes*. Isn't that a job for the maid?

2.29pm: Sisters are doing it for themselves. While Gina and Wolfy deal in dough, Sallie and Hazel are resting in bed together.

2.46pm: Michael's advising Jack to wear whatever he wants as it's all about confidence. People's Pleasant Puppet

3pm: Today's task is a family affair. HMs have been called to the sofas to hear about #bbtempertemper designed for Charlie and Jackie.

3.18pm: We have the details of this emotional task here for you:

Day 5: The Temper Temper task

Motherly love is going to be tested to its limits by Big Brother's latest task.

Jackie and Charlie are challenged to test their teamwork skills by completing a simple puzzle game. Big Brother called them to the Diary Room and explained that Charlie would be blindfolded and required to spell out the word 'TENSION' by following instructions shouted out by Jackie from the treehouse.

Big Brother told the pair that the task should be very easy to complete. What Jackie doesn't know is that the blindfold is a fake and Charlie can see. She must sabotage the task in order to win it. If Charlie performs so badly that Jackie loses her temper housemates will pass the task and be rewarded with a relaxing massage.

Will Charlie prove terrible enough at the task to make mum mad? Watch this space.

3.28pm:Charlie and Jackie are dressed in orange catsuits apparently for no other reason than BB's amusement.

3.33pm: And they're off! The task has begun.

OT - Got the gasman here doing a bit of maintenance.

He said he`d been working all weekend.

Me: You must be loaded.

Gasman: Aye a would be if ma wife didnae know ma pin number 

3.36pm: Charlie is pretty rubbish at the task but has she been bad enough?

3.39pm: Hazel thinks Jackie is shouting at Charlie too much. Little do they know...