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Day 3: Charlie is not amused

15 mins ago

The tree house boy's brigade welcomed a few females to its leafy ranks this afternoon. Gina thoughtfully  rocked up in socks long enough to use as a rope ladder in case anyone needed to get to ground. Charlie completed the chica-shaped company perhaps driven to physicalise a feeling that she and mother, Jackie, are on different levels in life.

Sam, who has been getting pally with Jemima, found himself in a humour-based conversation with Charlie. Don't confuse this with a humourous conversation featuring chuckles, cackles, giggles and sniggers.

No, this was a serious conversation in which Charlie voiced her opposition to "set-up jokes", saying she prefers natural wit.

Sam saw this is a challenge announcing, "I promise by the end of the run I'll have you laughing at a joke."

"Well... brilliant if you can," responded Charlie doubtfully.

Olive us better hope Sam has better material than these less than a-meze-ing jokes. They're went right pasta Charlie last night.

Scotty

 

Tonight on Big Brother's Bit On The Psych- Saturday 15th June

14 mins ago

In our very first edition of Big Brother's Bit On The Psych, AJ will be joined y some think-tastic guests, ready to expound on the internal struggles and triumphs of the housemates' minds.


Familiar face Iain Lee will be offering analysis laced with his usual trademark wit, alongside our old friend, psychologist Dr Funke, performance coach Kate Marlow and Liberty X star Michelle Heaton.


As well as some interesting discussions with our excellent panel, you will be treated to Dr Funke's analysis of the House's decor and furnishings in a psychological context. Because in Big Brother: Secrets and Lies, a chair is never really a chair.


You'll also get to see some uncut Diary Room gold, so who knows what secrets (or lies) you might find out...

 

 

 

 

Scotty

4:27pm: Jackie just gave Wolfy an impromptu dance lesson, and we feel like we learned something too, in a small way. #bbuklive

 

4.50pm: Mama Travers is in the treehouse with Daley. Maybe they will combine their skills and do boxercise. #bbuklive

5.07pm: Dexter's talking Hazel through the kinds of girls he usually attracts. He says he's a 'crank-magnet'. #BBUKLIVE #CrankMagne

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6.10pm: Michael is chatting to Big Brother in the Diary Room. We wonder if there's another secret task in store.

 

6.23pm: Michael has emerged with a box of treats and he's not sharing. (He's not allowed in fairness

 

6.31pm: We're signing off for the moment but we'll be back at 7pm - you can watch along with us on . See you there...

 

back later

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7.02pm: Everyone pay attention! Sallie's talking

 

7.06pm: Gina's looking so LA right now. So Savoy. So 'shades in the bedroom

 

7.19pm: Never has a bon bon caused such a debate.

7.22pm: Who wants Sallie to eat the bon bon?

7.23pm: Oh dear, will that deliciously sugary treat come back to haunt Sallie?

7.28pm: The HMs have mixed feelings towards Sallie's actions, but do you think it'll result in something good or something bad?

7.36pm: Loving the squash analogy.

7.42pm: Listen up, Charlie. Mummy's talking

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8.36pm: Right, got it? HMs have to stand behind which secret they think is true. Here goes.

 

8.39pm: So Dan fills in his facial hair. What other secrets will we learn?

 

8.45pm: Let's hope that Hazel doesn't actually collect her post-wax hair. It's too much to comprehend

 

8.49pm: Regardless of whether she invented it or not, we're intrigued to see what the 'hussle' is.

 

8.53pm: Only two days in and the HMs seem to know each other fairly well so far

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Head of House Michael will be the only housemate to nominate this week. However, as The People's Puppet, his choices will in fact be made by you, the Big Brother fans. For the first time ever, this is your opportunity to decide which housemates will be nominated for eviction. Who goes up? You decide!

For all the details you need for how to vote, and for full terms and conditions, go to www.channel5.com/bbnoms


 

The three housemates with the most nominations will be announced live by Michael during Monday night's Big Brother.

In the event of a tie, which results in more than 3 housemates receiving the most public votes, then all of those housemates who have tied will also be up for eviction following this vote. Voting is open now and closes midday on Monday. Votes will cost 35p.

FM

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