7.40pm: We think they should ditch this game-plan. It's clearly not working
7.47pm: Wolfy is chillaxed to the max.
7.53pm: Whatcha makin', Joe? We want in
7.57pm: Wakey wakey Daley!
8.01pm: We're liking Dan's array of vests. The scoopy ones are the best
Originally Posted by MrsH:
7.47pm: Wolfy is chillaxed to the max. 
7.53pm: Whatcha makin', Joe? We want in 
BB twitter either gives us too much info or not enough.
8:04pm: Nice shades, Michael!
8:13pm: We would love a Wolfy hug. Hazel's having a great time
8:15pm: Wolfy hugs all round!
8:20pm: No more conspiracy theories, eh? Sounds good to us!
Day 5: Dexter's dating dos and don'ts
28 mins ago
Amongst other things, Dexter is a dating coach, and he has finally deigned to give his housemates some much-appreciated advice on picking up the laydeez.
Though Sam initially asked for the leson, Daley and Jemima also sat around picking up some precious nuggets of know-how. And here, for your dating pleasure, are Dexter's Dating Dos and Don'ts:
Hit the lights
Says Dexter: "when you bring a girl back, have your lights on dimmers...get dimmer switches." That's right, fellas, the way to a lady's heart is via the local DIY shop to pick up some light switches.
Mmm, nibbles
"Girls are always hungry" according to Mr Koh, so keep nibbles in your fridge, lest they get so hungry they consider ditching the date early to grab a bargain bucket on the way home.
Glug glug glug
Keep a bottle of nice (but, crucially, not too nice) wine in the house. Just in case.
Sort your tunes
Shakespeare wrote "if music be the food of love, play on!" and Dexter agrees. "Always have your playlist ready- have at least 45 minutes back to back" 45 minutes, Dex? Is that all?
Dexter also thinks it's a good idea to stop girls in the street and ask them questions about tea and coffee, but we think that sounds more like a market research project than a chat up line.
Oh, and the don'ts? If Dexter's advice to Sam is to be believed, there's only one don't: Don't Be Yourself!
Dexter says these tips have been successful for him both financially and, er, romantically, so who are we to argue? But do you think Dexter's tips would work?
8:23pm: Shades indoors, Gina? Fabulous
8.32pm: Wrap party talk? Bit earlier for that guys. You've got a long way to go yet.
8.36pm: Mmmm pizza.
8.46pm: What do you think of the upcycled mugs? Cool, eh?
Are you alright in here MrsH?
8.50pm: The irony in Michael's spy joke.
8.56pm: Is anyone else craving pizza now?
Originally Posted by erinp:
Are you alright in here MrsH?
yes thanks Erin 
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Are you alright in here MrsH?
yes thanks Erin
just give me the nod
9.10pm: There is talk of the final. Only nine weeks too early.
9.28pm: Michael is trying to persuade Dan that he's a real person. He doesn't seem convinced.
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Originally Posted by MrsH:
7.47pm: Wolfy is chillaxed to the max.
7.53pm: Whatcha makin', Joe? We want in
BB twitter either gives us too much info or not enough.
They were obviously assuming we were all glued to the Live Feed, 'cos we saw Joe making 'whatever-it-was' on the LF 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Originally Posted by MrsH:
7.47pm: Wolfy is chillaxed to the max.
7.53pm: Whatcha makin', Joe? We want in
BB twitter either gives us too much info or not enough.
They were obviously assuming we were all glued to the Live Feed, 'cos we saw Joe making 'whatever-it-was' on the LF
I sometimes think they find it hard to get the right staff for this very important job
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Videostar:
Originally Posted by MrsH:
7.47pm: Wolfy is chillaxed to the max.
7.53pm: Whatcha makin', Joe? We want in
BB twitter either gives us too much info or not enough.
They were obviously assuming we were all glued to the Live Feed, 'cos we saw Joe making 'whatever-it-was' on the LF
I sometimes think they find it hard to get the right staff for this very important job
Yeah, they should be telling us what's happening, not making cryptic comments! 
Vids, it was pizza dough. 
9.42pm: Sallie, Hazel and the twins are having a sing-song in the bedroom. They're actually quite good
I knew it wouldn't take long for Sallie to start to showcase her 'singing'
9.56pm: Wolfy is making bird-calls from the treehouse.
singing or bird calls .... you decide
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Guys have you seen the new Twitter box down the side?
where ?
10.13pm: Dexter, Dan and Daley are discussing the delights of massages. #BBUKLIVE
Oh ....I'll get my P45
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
brilliant Jen ,cheers
10.30pm: Wolfy has declared that if they get gravy, she'll drink a cup of it. Let's get some granules in, pronto. #BBUKLIV
do we still need to copy them in here Erin ? what do you think
A tad pointless I think .We should just post vids and other info that might be of interest.
I don't get it what's a widget? Can I see it on the app?
what's a widget? Can I see it on the app?Originally Posted by erinp:
A tad pointless I think .We should just post vids and other info that might be of interest.
I just had a little play with it - it is user friendly and holds the whole account so peeps can scroll through it and catch up as and when they want to
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Summer~:
I don't get it what's a widget? Can I see it on the app?
what's a widget? Can I see it on the app?its showing on the right hand side of the main menu page where all the thread titles show if you can see it
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