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Originally Posted by Aimee:

Is there a live Twitter feed? if you tell me how to do it I'll give it a go 

havnt started one and no one else has mentioned one but .... 

 

if you want to give it a try I will try and help you but it wont be much - maybe late evenings - as you know I am tied up with problems at home and now MrH's accident so if you are willing start a thread and copy and paste from here 

 

https://twitter.com/BBUKLive

 

MrsH
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Aimee:

Is there a live Twitter feed? if you tell me how to do it I'll give it a go 

havnt started one and no one else has mentioned one but .... 

 

if you want to give it a try I will try and help you but it wont be much - maybe late evenings - as you know I am tied up with problems at home and now MrH's accident so if you are willing start a thread and copy and paste from here 

 

https://twitter.com/BBUKLive

 

Ok thanks, I'll try in a bit as I'm on my kindle at the moment and I can't copy and paste on it 

Aimee

Twins Jack (gay) Joe Glenny (straight) Supermarket Tills Jack Glenny (JackGlenny) on Twitter https://twitter.com/JackGlenny‎


 joseph glenny (joeglenny) on Twitter https://twitter.com/joeglenny‎


Sallie Axl 26 DJ fire-breather glamour model
Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyWvj30b64

 Zip mag http://zipmagazine.co.uk/2013/04/15/...ie-shore-lads/


Jemima Slade Gold-diggers Dating site 41
Express http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/...-a-gold-digger


Michael 29 Cork "postman" (pro actor controlled by viewers)


Callum  Knell  28 Maidstone Sports Coach
Clubwebsite http://www.clubwebsite.co.uk/threesu...s/view/1966284


Wolfy Millington 20 student lesbian fisherwoman
Blank Canvas Project http://blankcollabproject.blogspot.c...kes-paper.html


Sam Evans 23 welsh stockroom assistant, 70-80% hearing loss Great Britain and Wales as part of their deaf football teams
Deaf Football http://it.eurosport.yahoo.com/280420...uel-evans.html


Sophie Lawrence 23 Dental nurse, karate black belt
Dental Nurse http://www.nhsdentist.com/about-nhs-...-dentist-staff


Dexter Koh 28 Celeb publicist, was London's highest-paid male prostitute
Evening Standard http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/...x-8425427.html

 (DS)

FM

 

7.30pm: It's oh-so quiet, it's oh-so still... NOT FOR LONG THOUGH! *squeeeaaals*

 

8.30pm: Only half an hour to go! While we wait, check out the new Diary Room chair from a snazzy angle...

 

11.20pm: Everybody ready to watch along live with us on at 11.30? Lovely stuff. We're back and we're ready to tweet!

 

11.33pm: We are LIVE on your televisions. Let's enjoy a good snoop on all our new chums, shall we?

 

11.40pm: Looks pretty cosy in the treehouse.

 

11.45pm: The treehouse is full of balls.

 

11.50pm: Nice pump action there, Dexter. Where'd you get so handy?

 

11.52pm: They've known each other for less than two hours and the topic of conversation is... constipation. Hooray!

 

11.57pm: Nice button hole Jack. Or is it Joe. Right now it would help us if you could wear a name badge. We'll get the hang of it.

 

12.01am: That's all folks! We'll keep you posted on all the action from the House right here.

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12.11am: Michael is dishing out his clothes to Jemima. How kind.

 

12.18am: Talk has inevitably turned to food. And drink. Sophie's not a huge fan of water FYI.

 

12.24am: Sallie, Wolfy and Dextor are bonding in the garden. Could they be the new Outsiders?

 

12.41am: Dexter and Sallie resolved their issue. Sallie recognised him from his tabloid profile and didn't present it so well.

 

Sallie has changed into evening wear. Just a t-shirt. Perhaps Michael could also lend her some trousers.

 

1.01am: Talk has turned to who's single and who is ready to mingle. Get ready for romance...

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

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1.14am: Sallie and Wolfy are talking tats. And we've seen our first onesie of the summer. Cheers Dexter.

 

1.26am: Sam and Jemima are having a flirt on the sofa. Jemima has informed him she likes younger men. Subtle.

 

1.32am: Wolfy is explaining what a shaman is. And we're not talking Mr C. That's The Shamen.

 

1.43am: Michael and Sallie are talking luggage. There's a bit of a passive aggressive vibe goin' on.

 

1.51am: Sallie is concerned that she packed a bikini for no reason. With her suitcase shredded, it's not really an issue.

 

1.56am: Is it that time already? As we say goodnight, HMs are still up. Sam and Jemima are having a cuddle. Until the morning...

 

8.15am: Morning! All is quiet except Dexter just went to the loo giving us a glimpse of his splendid onesie. Pics soon if you're good.

 

8.29am: MIchael is tossing and turning eyes open. What do you think is on his mind?

 

8.51am: Silence and stillness now reigns. That's right, rest while you can little housemates. Mwa-ha-ha.

 

Late last night Sallie let a cat worth 121K out of the bag. Watch Dexter's reaction here:

 

9.28am: Seems there are no grudges as a specs-wearing Sallie is having a whispered chat in bed beside Dexter.

 

9:36am: BB has awoken the remaining sleeping HMs by opening the shutters. "Is it morning?" they groan. Yes, HMs, yes it is!

 

9:41am: Jack and Joe are trying to work out what time it is. They think it's "about 5 or 6". Way off, boys, way off...

 

9:54am: "This is a bit like prison" muses Dexter. Yeah, Dexter, all prisons have chandeliers made out of wine glasses...

 

 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

10:01am: Wolfy is having a shower and singing 'I Want To Break Free'. She's full of the joys of spring. Or, er, summer.

 

10:16am: Dexter is trying to work out where the task room will be this year. There's like 70 doors, Dex, take your pick...

 

10:28am: Ever sung a Justin Timberlake song to a footstool? Sam has. He is, in fact, right now. Unbelievable scenes.

 

10:43am: Sallie judges the social situation in the House 'liveable'. Not glowing praise, but we're sure her HMs will grow on her.

 

10.49am: Jemima is pumping for Sam. The wheel for the shower that is.

 

11.02am: Sophie and Jemima are agreeing if you don't rely on anyone you'll never be disappointed. So deep for this time of day.

 

11.17am: Sallie's discussing putting on a risotto for dinner. Can it be true? Is arborio rice on the premises?

 

11.30am: Everyone's bustling round the kitchen with hot plans to make 'a big food'. Like in James and the Giant Peach?

 

11.45am: Sophie's got dough on her fingers, You could say... she kneads a hand. Arf.

 

12:02am: Sam has just been examining the pepper grinder, and we made a GIF of it! Welcome to the future!

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

12.18pm: 'Postman' Michael is quietly probing Dexter on his reasons for coming in the House. It would be sweet if he wasn't a LIE.

 

12.34pm: 'They are nice... the fake boobs' says Sophie curling Sallie's hair with tongs powered by a cycling Callum. Harmony.

 

12:46pm: "This is gonna be, like, the best meal EVER!" says Dexter of the HMs fresh soup and homemade bread.

 

1.05pm: The group meal is leading to charming scenes. It's like The Waltons. Who wishes Michael would mix things up?

 

1.25pm: Wolfy is getting lyrical about her love of the humble potato.

 

1.41pm: Michael and Sallie are talking about what their combined name would be. Do you prefer 'Millie' or 'Sicheal'

 

1.55pm: Wolfy is practising her shamanism on Michael! He is lying on a bed. Other HMs are watching in vague bafflement.

 

2.11pm: The HMs are back guessing who'll be joining them tonight. Sallie is 'a thousand percent sure' there'll be a glamour model.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

2:28pm: The HMs are all lounging around in the sunshine. Well, it's set to rain any second, so they're making the most of it!

 

2:30pm: "I would live in a jacuzzi if I could" proclaims Callum. Oh, Callum, imagine how wrinkly your toes would go!

 

2:47pm: Jack says he misses Twitter. Twitter doesn't miss him, though, because we're Tweeting his every move right here

 

3:02pm: The HMs are playing a word association game and Sam is throwing them off by doing Welsh words. Cheeky!

 

3:12pm: Dexter and Sallie just, for a beautiful, brief moment, did dinosaur impersonations! Amazing.

 

3:28pm: The HMs' bread is ready! They're all glowing with pride, and very excited about the prospect of fresh baked bread.

 

3:48pm: BEHOLD! The HMs' very own homemade bread! Are you impressed? We certainly are.

 

4:04pm: The HMs are doing squats, leg raises and other such exercises. We're tired just watching them.

 

4.19pm: We're getting a tour of Sallie's life through her tattoos. It's an elaborate roadmap with a lip mark.

 

4:34pm: "I really don't think we'll be getting our suitcases back..." says Jack before discussing Michael's controversial move with...

 

4.49pm: Sophie is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. Her top is neatly coordinated to the chair. Colour blocking!

 

5.02pm: The sun is glorious. If you're outside lapping it up you are like Wolfy, Dexter and Jemima who are currently basking.

 

 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

5.12pm: Dexter tells Wolfy that, as housemates, they have a duty of care to inspire viewers. Makes the heart swell.

 

5.25pm: Dexter, Sophie, Wolfy and Jemima are discussing regional dishes. Anyone for scouse?

 

5.36pm: Sallie says she won't be getting amorous in the House. Just thought we'd put that in writing.

 

5:53pm: Joe gives his backside a good scratch. Nice view of his builder's derriere there. Cheers for that, Joe...

 

6:11pm: Jack & Joe have a private chat. They're feeling self conscious about the cameras. Half the chat seems to be telepathic.

 

6.25pm: Sallie, Dexter and Callum are speculating about the new HMs. They think there is going to be a twist...

 

6:30pm: We're signing off for a moment or two but tune in to from 7pm for some sunny live stream action! See you there.

 

 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

Tuned in to ? Let the live streaming begin! Dexter's talking 'alpha males'. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

7.12pm: HMs are thinking of playing pranks on the new HMs. Jack thinks BB could be winding them up and there will be no newbies.

 

7.22pm: Talk has turned to pranks with the twins being the top choice to trick the new HMs. This we want to see.

 

7.37pm: Come on Wolfy. You're going to have to pedal harder than that.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing

 

7.59pm: There's no sadder sight than dejected looking twins dolefully spooning soggy cereal into their faces...


8.11pm: Does that sound like an audience or a recording? We know our crowd are excitable but they couldn't keep it up that long.


8.18pm: HMs are looking nervous. Well, you would be if strangers were turning up any minute to share your bedroom, wouldn't you?


8.23pm: Housemates are all wearing name badges. Like they're on a bizarre corporate away day. Or working in a supermarket


8.36pm: Sallie is concerned she hasn't got a name badge. Where would she pin it? On her beanie?


8.47pm: We're signing off for now. Watch the show on at 9pm after the live stream on finishes!



MrsH

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