4.19pm: Becky and Scott are in a bit of a grump about the task and are strutting around the bedroom, scowling.
4.37pm: Shievonne's all on her own, painting lumps of coal in the garden, looking slightly miffed.
4.48pm: Luke S is close to blowing his top at rule-breaking underlings. He just gave Ashleigh an earful, as it happens
5.03pm: Brilliant. Shievonne has a lovely new sandwich-board to wear!
5.14pm: Sara says she's trying to take her mind somewhere else, but it's not working. What, you don't like painting coal? Pffbt
5.29pm: Luke A is pensively staring in to space. Maybe it's a decoy and he's really on alert for the next rule break
5.43pm: The wardens have been given a break, cancelling all rules until further notice. What will housemates do with the freedom?
FGS cant they take a break one at a time - lightweights
5.53pm: Ashleigh is complimenting Luke A on his orange hue, saying he looks better that way. We're not so sure about that.
Day 37: Power-play in the power-House
It's been said that Big Brother's more of a game show than it used to be. We've got a crop of players whoâre quite prepared to admit they're there to win without any fear of the repercussions. With tasks like Turf Wars and the recently-arrived Rules Are For Fools dividing the housemates and forcing them to compete, it feels like a real contest this year - and with the Insider / Outsider split still going strong, with those Floaters bobbing between groups here and there, it doesn't feel like the competitive mood is going anywhere soon.
Wherever there's a game, there's power-play. And wherever there's power-play, some are more powerful than others.
Looking at the diagram above (which is admittedly not completely faithful to the group dynamic â which is more complex than it's ever been before), it's interesting to note that, come Friday, all groups will be equally balanced. Three Insiders, three Outsiders and three Floaters, with a single Insider or Outsider-biased Floater nervously attached to each of the main groups.
But where does the power lie? There's the real question.
In the opening weeks, The Outsiders took serious damage when it came to numbers. Victoria went before any groups had really formed, but by the time Chris left the divide was beginning to open up. Benedict went next the following week - an Outsider if ever there was one - and though Lydia flitted around whispering to anyone who'd listen, she was really an Outsider all along. When they left, they each left The Outsiders vulnerable, but the recent acquisition of Deana to their ranks, if not necessarily on a permanent basis, has seen them consolidate in the past few days. And now they're looking stronger than ever.
Over on The Insiders, the first three or four weeks saw them laughing in the face of nominations as their numbers remained steady whilst The Outsiders' dwindled. But the loss of Arron on Friday and Conor coming in with the second fewest public votes the same night has left them vulnerable. Where The Outsiders go from strength to strength â and with Conor and Shievonne both in the frame to leave on Friday â they're not looking so tough these days.
But perhaps it's foolish to consider these two factions the most important of all. The Floaters have floated so much since Day One that they've avoided eviction entirely and, when Saturday comes, their numbers will be equal to both of the main groups. In fact, with the addition of biased Floaters Deana and Caroline, they'll actually be the strongest faction of all.
Perhaps this whole Inside / Outside thing was a distraction from what's actually going on in the House. While the two sides were at war, The Floaters thrived quietly to the point that they're now threatening to become the strongest group of them all. It's the Floaters who hold all the power, but they'll probably keep on keeping that knowledge all to themselves. They haven't come this far from shouting about their allegiances, after all.
6.11pm: Adam told Lauren he would give her anything. Anything but bacon. She gave him a cuddle. Bless
6.24pm: Ashleigh, Conor and Shievonne are plotting to run up the stairs on Friday when the evictee leaves. But will they? âŠ
with a bit of luck then they will close the doors quick and we get rid of three instead of one
6.25pm: "You won't be able to do it now you've said it out loud", Conor chides in.
Their plan folds instantly
6.25pm: "You won't be able to do it now you've said it out loud", Conor chides in.
Their plan folds instantly
One of the three of them will!
6.25pm: "You won't be able to do it now you've said it out loud", Conor chides in.
Their plan folds instantly
One of the three of them will!
defo and as much as I loathe Conor I really hope it is the that goes
Hiya missus
6.40pm: Luke S is grabbing Ashleigh's 'squidgy widgy' cheeks.
Yes, everyone else is cringing. âŠ
BIAB need to feed the mob
6.58pm: The task is still taking a break.
Housemates are lazing around on the sofas.
.14pm: The task is back on. Which means so is Luke S's shirt.
7.25pm: New rules. Only interesting conversations are allowed.
This is going to be tough
7.37pm: Here's a hint housemates. Saying 'that's interesting' after every conversation does not make it interesting
Day 37: Rules out
Having been involved in the Rules Are For Fools task since waking up, housemates whooped with joy when Big Brother offered them a reprieve, giving wardens time off and temporarily cancelling all task rules.
Luke S wasted no time stripping down to his black briefs, shunning Ashleighâs attentions in favour of ripping off his wardenâs uniform and sharing some shower time with Conor.
Most housemates made a bee-line for the kitchen.
Lauren took the opportunity to vent about the task. We have removed the string of expletives to preserve delicate ears. She said, "This is a ridiculous task. Theyâve got us painting coal. Who do they think we are?" Weâre sorry, Lauren, did you expect to spend your time in the House lazing by the pool eating bacon sandwiches? That's called a holiday. You can do that next year.
Scott got in a flap over cutlery but managed to construct a salad wrap and Sheivonne got Lauren to cook her some chicken.
Luke A admitted he wasnât enjoying the task, in particular his role as warden. He told Scott, "Iâm hating this. May look like Iâm enjoying it but Iâm hating every minute."
The beds have been out of bounds all day and with the freedom to break any of the task rules they pleased, the majority of our housemates chose to stay horizontal.
7.53pm: Caroline and Shievonne are painting coal which makes them excempt from the interesting chat task. Fortunately
8.07pm: Sara is disputing a rule break enforcement and she's made sure Luke A knows. "Just trying to do my job" he justifies
8.25pm: Sara has a lot of stories. They are pretty interesting. Not sure how much truth there is in them.
8.40pm: Lauren is talking about Lombroso. Interesting. Where did that topic come from?
8.51pm: The wardens have been given beer and snacks. They are not to share them with the 'riff-raff'.
Housemates are not happy.
9.04pm: Luke S is the only warden who feels slightly bad at eating their burger dinner, while the others jealously watch on.
9.21pm: Lauren is feeling unloved. She thinks Adam has been bitching about her. Luke A told her that he and Adam love her loads.
9.30pm: the HMs are still miffed that the wardens can't share. Will Ash get some burger backwash via a snog? http://ow.ly/i/LkrZ
9.45pm: Luke A and Adam are fed up with the dramatics in the House. Becky is their number one culprit.
9.59pm: Why does Luke S always talk directly into his microphone when he wants to speak to BB? âŠ
10.10pm: Becky is doing an impression of Caroline. It's one of her better take-offs. Scott is loving it
10.23pm: Scott says he counted to 60 in four different languages. French, German & English. Ahem
10.38pm: Deana is not wearing her seat belt on the sofa. RULE BREAK
10:50pm: Conor has painted a man part on the crotch of his overalls. What a hoot. Ashleigh and Shiev certainly think so
11.05pm: Shievonne and Ashleigh are calling for bedtime. Somehow, we don't think BB will let them off that easily.
11.19pm: Conor, Ashleigh and Shievonne are grieving for a fallen coal. He fell in the paint - he didn't stand a chance
11.32pm: Lauren is eating broccoli with the tongs. It's annoying even to watch.
Day 37: Interesting chat or boring banter?
Big Brother attempted to start some sparkling conversations by demanding housemates only indulged in interesting chit-chat. The Rules Are For Fools wardens dished out ârule breaksâ to those having boring banter.
Shievonne kicked off in the kitchen with a discussion about whether to dry up or let plates air dry. We were gripped. Luke S slapped her with a ticket.
She wasnât convinced Big Brother could accurately measure this task as something BB considers interesting, she might not. We say, donât sweat the small things, Shiev.
Luke S and Ashleigh talked about changing the bin bag. Fascinating stuff.
Caroline attempted to foil BB by staying silent before starting a tale from her favourite topic bank â her gap yah. She didnât manage to get many words out before being deemed dull and sent to paint coal.
She said, "Nothing I say is of any interest to anybody. That is why I kept silent. Iâm just not a very interesting person. Unless Iâm talking about nominations, I have nothing to say to anybody. Iâm socially inept."
Scott, Lauren and Becky talked witches and Becky talked World Records, each repeating the word 'interesting' after every conversation.
And talk turned to Chinese water toture. How ironic.
Adam put his foot down, introducing a few new subjects and housemates began to embrace the task, sharing some fabulous theories and raising some heated debates.
Lauren who said she would pray to God if she was in trouble although she isnât a believer, said dinosaurs became extinct because of their own farts. Sara thinks it is more likely everything got very cold then got very hot again â she may be confusing this theory with July.
At least they are all playing together. How long before this turns into a row?
Day 37: Fast food envy
Due to their good work during the Rules Are For Fools task, the wardens were given beer and snacks. But they were not to share them with the 'riff-raff'. Housemates were not happy. We don't blame them.
Because of his loyalty to the Insiders, Luke S felt slightly bad at eating while his beloved Ashleigh looked on - mouth hung open for a morsel not snog this time.
Even we feel hungry watching Luke A tuck into his burger.