4.49pm: Caroline is doing step-ups in her towell.
Day 35: Lauren tells it like it is
36 mins ago
After taking Shievonne's advice and making an effort to integrate with those outside of the Outsiders group, Lauren has plenty to say about fellow housemates.
She had a heart to heart with Adam and revealed exactly what she thought about them.
She said: "I find it so hard to engage in their conversations. I sat in the smoking pit on my own for half an hour and had a think.
"I think it is easy to get taken in by people like Caroline, she’s very clever. Sara is really false about being your best friend one day and then she isn’t. Shievonne is saying she wants to be up for eviction but you can tell she doesn’t.
"With Becky I just can’t get my head around what she thinks about me."
With the task over, Lauren announced she would take over Arron's role of rule breaker but abandoned that idea pretty quickly. She didn’t even bother to take off her task hoodie. Lauren’s position in the household remains firmly up in the air.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Afternoon Scotty 
Afternoon velvet
5.28pm: Ashleigh's wandering in heels and a black outfit. We can't quite work out if it's lingerie or swimwear. Pic to follow.
5.34pm: Ashleigh in her special afternoon outfit.
5.43pm: Is there a tobacco thief in the House? There are definitely accusations of tobacco theft. Luke A's adamant it's not him.
Here we go...again
Originally Posted by Scotty:
5.43pm: Is there a tobacco thief in the House? There are definitely accusations of tobacco theft. Luke A's adamant it's not him.
Here we go...again
No doubt Shievonne. Scotty
Day 35: The Scott crop
6 mins ago
Caroline said he looked like a turnip and Lauren said it was an improvement on the last effort.
What were they talking about? Scott’s hair of course.
Taking Ashleigh’s advice for a third time – because she got it so right last time we assume – he went for a number one all over (not like that).
Becky went at it with all the finesse of a pooch parlour groom, while Shievonne tackled the fringe with Ashleigh shouting encouragement. We wonder if they are familiar with the old proverb that begins 'too many cooks...'
Scott said: "Everytime people are like, 'it’s going to look great. It’s so hot'. And while it is happening their faces turn to absolute horror."
Becky reassured him by saying, "You’ll be much faster in the pool."
On the upside, with his locks now closely cropped, there is no scope for any more creative cuts.
5.52pm: The kitchen is open again after turf wars. The HMs are screaming like teenage girls at a Harry Potter premiere.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
6.24pm: Housemates are experiencing full bellies and clean bodies - spirits haven't been this high in a long time.
6.30pm: Shievonne's outlining her Adam woe to Becky. 'What is he - the cry police? Is he counting tears?'
She has lost the plot .
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
6.24pm: Housemates are experiencing full bellies and clean bodies - spirits haven't been this high in a long time.
6.30pm: Shievonne's outlining her Adam woe to Becky. 'What is he - the cry police? Is he counting tears?'
She has lost the plot .
She just can`t let it go. Hope she`s up.
Not giving anything away about this weeks noms but if you want to know...take a look at the housemates pics at the top of the page on the CH5 website
Originally Posted by erinp:
i removed my reply to you
I know, well done 
6.40pm: The Outsiders are together again, cosily and conspiritally reunited in the smoking area.
6.56pm: Luke A tells Deana he admires the way she's coped with all that's been thrown at her in the House.
7.12pm: Scott and Lauren have a secret task and are dishing out proverbs in a set space of time - they're rattling through them.
7.22pm: The Outsiders are outside. The Insiders are inside. Turf Wars is definitely over.
Day 35: Introducing a Positively Proverbial task
10 mins ago
Their bellies are full, their bodies are clean and now Big Brother is trying to make sure their souls are united. Tonight task 'Positively Proverbial' sees Scott and Lauren on a secret mission to harmonise the House. They have been provided with a list of inspirational proverbs which they'll be trying to slip into conversation with each housemate. Once they've done this they'll have to get everyone into a big group hug. If they succeed they'll be awarded with an Indian takeaway which will be delivered to the House this evening.
The proverbs include such pearls as...
Light is the task where many share the toil.
T.E.A.M = Together everyone achieves more.
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
A house divided against itself cannot stand
It should be amusing watching the more grounded housemates reacting to these peculiar phrases. Good luck Scott and Lauren.
7.44pm: It's time for Scott and Lauren to arrange a group hug as part of their task. Conor's not easily persuaded.
8.05pm: Foul-mouthed Ashleigh has a free-spirited streak. "All my mates say I'm very hippy," she reveals.
8.13pm: Caroline tells Deana she 'couldn't bear to spend another minute with Luke A' and she's 'never known anyone so artificial'
8.25pm: Deana and Lauren laugh about people trying to influence them. Deana's said 'nobody tells me what to do' three times.
8.29pm: Deana's feeling feisty. She says she's going to be a 'lion' from now on. She growls to prove this point.
8.35pm: Caroline's now sounding off about Luke A to Becky. She's on a serious mission this evening.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
8.35pm: Caroline's now sounding off about Luke A to Becky. She's on a serious mission this evening.
Good grief! She's bonkers! 
Moved on from Adam then has she? 
Funny thing is, I don't reckon she's going to get a lot of interest in targeting him other than from Trashluke.
8.43pm: Deana and Lauren are making a lot of 'girl power' noises. Caroline's staring at them but they don't
8.53pm: Luke S is rocking Arron's old onesie and gurning in the mirror. #bbuklive
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8.53pm: Luke S is rocking Arron's old onesie and gurning in the mirror.
9.06pm: Pancakes are the order of the day in the kitchen. Ashleigh's having hers with the classic lemon and sugar topping. #bbuklive
9.09pm: "I've had an inappropriate number of bananas today," says Caroline. *snigger
9.15pm Housemates have been delivered an Indian takeaway and wine as a reward for their earlier task. #bbuklive
9.30pm: Scott, Lauren and Caroline are having a private party in the toilet having abducted the rose. Becky's just rumbled them. #bbuklive
9.41pm: Now it's just Caroline and Scott (#Carot) holed up in the bathroom hoarding wine like stubborn, selfish squirrels. #bbuklive
9.55pm: It seems that Deana was insufficiently soothing yesterday when Shievonne was cut up over the Adam task. #bbuklive