Conor's similarly unimpressed by Deana's workout
12.43pm: Deana's called to the Diary Room. She thinks she's going to be commended for her cleaning. Ashleigh's unimpressed.
12.47pm: Shievonne's in the Smoking Area. Adam's a few feet away, standing on his stool. Silence. We believe the word is
12.55pm: "My children will cringe me out so much," says Caroline. "You know how embarrassing they can be" âŠ
1.00pm: Next on Caroline's 'cringe' anticipation list is her upcoming freshers week. "So cringe," she shudders. Lauren loved hers
1.15pm: Attention would-be Shiv beaus - she says she'd like to be proposed to abroad somewhere hot âŠ
1.17pm: Ashleigh says her own proposal would have to be a surprise - "like written in sand on the beach". Shame Luke S isn't listening
1.21pm: Lauren wasn't prepared for the mind games in the House, she says. Sara was. '110%' she says, mathematically.
Just thought about it, I`m not sure if the task for the DR is today or tomorrow.
Got a few things to do before the match.
Bye the noo
Just thought about it, I`m not sure if the task for the DR is today or tomorrow.
Got a few things today before the match.
Bye the noo
I am here for a while
1.28pm: The Living Area's now out of bounds, so the Blues are forced to hang out in their sleeping bags on the floor
1.34pm: Deana and Scott are worried about the oncoming Diary Room task.
'We HAVE to win', says Scott.
'I'm scared', says Deana.
1.45pm: Ashleigh and Shievonne are discussing hair colouring very, very seriously
1.56pm: Lauren's lending an upset Caroline an ear. Both her ears, technically.
2.06pm: Lauren's filling Deana in on the big Adam / Shievonne argument this morning. Deana was too busy squatting to see it.
2.09pm: Luke A's joined Lauren and Deana and has revealed to Deana that he and Lauren are seriously considering task-sabotage.
2.15pm: Unless they lose their nerve, it looks like Lauren and Luke A definitely plan to sabotage the Diary Room task. Argh
2.38pm: Becky's rolling around on the bed restlessly but other than that, all is quiet in the Green-coloured bedroom
2.42pm: Lauren's demonstrating the Jersey accent. It sounds like Jersey via Johannesburg
2.54pm: Now Luke A's squatting with Lauren. They can't get enough of the squat, this lot
3.08pm: Luke A can smell a BBQ outside the House. We assure him that no one is grilling meat al fresco at Elstree
3.25pm: The housemates are sat in the garden in the rain. Caroline is picking her nails. Shiev has her arms folded
3.29pm: the Blues are back in their sleeping bags inside discussing the acceptable cost of an engagement ring. ÂĢ24.99 suggests Caz
3.41pm: Caz is asking for insults from Conor - "Shrek, her from the Twits?" she suggests, dangerously. Proceed with caution, Conor
3.46pm: Conor offers the more generous Diana Vickers comparison instead. "Poor her" says the self-deprecating Caroline
3.50pm: The housemates much gather! Action, finally. Gather, gatherâŠ#bbuklive⎠âŠ#tasktime⎠âŠ#bbturfwarsâŽ
4pm: Luke A's reading out the task rules. If you've been keeping up to date on our app, you'll know that he has an ulterior plan âŠ
Day 34: Secrecy and sabotage
There's some underhand dealing going on in the House as the gang mentally prepare for the Diary Room task in the Turf Wars saga.
The Diary Room is clearly one of the (if not the) most important rooms in the House, and housemates reckon they have the prize for this one sussed. Their thinking is that the winner of that patch of territory will instantly gain immunity, becoming the only team allowed to nominate for Friday's eviction. After coming to this conclusion, Luke A and Lauren have fast-forwarded even further and come up with a bit of a fiendish plan â a scheme they were happy to let Deana in on earlier.
Waving at her pal across a dividing line, Deana crept over for a gossip with Lauren. They talked about the Adam and Shievonne barney this morning, and Deana asked what Adam had said when he was in the Diary Room last night, with his words being transmitted directly to the Blue team. Luke A wandered over and assured Deana that her team-mate only had glowing things to say about her.
But the big reveal came when Luke A let Deana know about his and Lauren's plans for sabotage. They say they plan to throw the Diary Room task, which would mean the Green team will be the only ones nominating when the time comes. And if only the Greens are nominating, that puts Luke A and Lauren, the saboteurs themselves, in the firing line. But it also puts Conor, Caroline, Ashleigh and Sara in the frame.
Is this a stroke of genius from Lauren and Luke A? Or a wild idea which is dangerously close to becoming reality?
And what will Big Brother have to say about it?
Only time will tell, but doesn't this gameshow seem to get more devious with every passing day?
That`s worrying
4.10pm: OK, Diary Room Battle task has commenced. As you may have gathered, the Diary Room is up for grabs. Luke A is up
Lauren missed her old pal Deana and summoned her friend to the Turf War border
The pair caught up on the Adam situation after Deana missed all the fireworks
Luke A joined them and revealed to Deana the plan for task-sabotage
Believe I am more worried about this than Murray winning Wimbledon...
After the pow-wow, Luke A and Lauren plotted further schemes together
4.15pm: the Diary Room door button has been locked in a box. In order to unlock it, each team must open a series of other boxes
4.16pm: Luke A is up against Adam, in a strange twist of fate. Will he fail? He's not doing too bad right now âŠ
4.18pm: The first box is padlocked and can be opened when the Blue or Green competitor finds the right key from a large bunch âŠ
I think their plan could work
4.19pm: Once they open it, they're faced with a question which they need to answer with a no., and they can use that to open the next box.
4.20pm: Confused? We all are, but Luke A is flying through, which is even more confusing given his plan to save Adam by failing âŠ
4.20pm: SPOILER coming up âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
4.21pm Yep, Luke A is in. Head in hands. Is it that he just couldn't bring himself to lose when it came to the crunch? Hmmm âŠ
4pm: Luke A's reading out the task rules. If you've been keeping up to date on our app, you'll know that he has an ulterior plan âŠ
Let's hope it works
Afternoon Scotty, MrsH, Senora and Aims
Much appreciated dedication
Beep! Beep! Task Result Ahead!
4.21pm: SPOILER - Luke A didn't sabotage the task and won. But Conor broke the rules earlier - and the Blues are due a punishment.
4.23pm: SPOILER - Wow. Conor's earlier rule break (noms talk) means that the Blues forfeit their win and the Greens have won.
Yeees!
Luke A went for the win then .
Cheers for the updates,I will catch you all later .
4.26pm: SPOILER - To sum up, even without sabotage the Blues lost due to Conor's rule break. The Greens will nominate this week.
4.23pm: SPOILER - Wow. Conor's earlier rule break (noms talk) means that the Blues forfeit their win and the Greens have won.
Yeees!
Brilliant!