1.09pm: Big Brother has called Becky into the Diary Room to help her plot immunity tactics.
1.12pm: Becky's wearing a beret and directing a pointer at headshots of the HMs. There's a real school-room vibe
Celebrating in style
3 hours ago
Since Thursday our strapping Irish lad has been saying that if he survives the first eviction he will celebrate by donning a tutu. At 1.35am this morning, as Lauren waxed Arron's chest (don't worry, we have a video), he fulfilled this promise.
As if seeing the manly Conor decked out in pink tulle was not sufficiently striking, he accessorised with clothes borrowed from Ashleigh. A patterned vest-top strained across his body exposing his bulging arm muscles. This is a look inspired by Hulk Hogan's Mr. Nanny. Pink sunglasses and a headband completed the ensemble.
Now we think that such an entrance deserves squeals of appreciation and mild fear but the housemates had a 'seen it all before' reaction. Maybe 'cause they've seen it all before. In the aftermath of Wednesday's party, Conor did a cartwheel, not to mention 'the worm', in the very same tutu. It's clearly his favourite item of clothing. We'll have to keep a tally of its appearances.
The real question is, does that look work for you? Although perhaps not the most obvious outfit for a barn door of a man, we think he rocks that look hard.
1.36am: Six of the eight boys are participating in a drag fashion show. It's special.
Gallery and a video in production
1.56pm: A housemate that shalt not be named is putting Caroline and Deana off their soup with gutter talk
2.30pm: Shievonne has got the mariolds out. Good lass. Some of these HMs need to take a leaf out of her domestic book.
2.48pm: Lydia cannot abide burping at the table. Presumably this would never happen in the Scott-Lee household.
2.57pm: Day 5 in the Big Brother House... Deana feels normal for the first time. Viva our newly relaxed beauty queen.
Pretty, pretty ladyboys
19 mins ago
So... the lads have been getting dressed up in drag. Well, five of them have. Luke A and Scott stayed out of it. Adam gave himself a ringside seat hoping to be amused. He tragically failed to predict that proximity to 'the ladies' would earn him some grinding time with Benedict. Grim.com.
Once Arron, Luke S, Benedict, Conor and Chris had been made up and dressed in this season's must-have-item-for-playful-male-housemates, the white faux fur, it was fashion show time. Each took a turn at strutting their stuff, shaking their grove thangs, wiggling their asses and various other forms of funky, physical self-promotion.
After much deliberation from the judges, the fashion victor was crowned. It was... Conor. He celebrated the only way he knows how, by doing the worm in a tutu.
Pictures coming up.....
Benedict is pinned by make-up wielding-hands.
Enjoying yourself, Chris?
That`s more like it
Luke S is enjoying himself so much he seems to have broken into song
So purdy lookin'
Guess who's wearing this day-glo barely-there pair of knickers?
Rather you then me, dawgs
Chris is a dog of a woman
Originally Posted by Angelsword:
Chris is a dog of a woman
These eyes, *mwah* to die for
This? Just an old thing I threw on
Adam can't contain his amusement a second longer
The ladyboys look on in glee as...
...Chris and Benedict take a turn on the catwalk
3.08pm: Becky's getting in the pool, this time in a swimsuit rather than a posh dress.
3.40pm: Chris, you ol' smoothie, telling all the laydeez once again that you think they're fine.
4.03pm: Conor, Arron and Chris are on the sofas discussing game plans and nonimations. These are the subject that never get old.
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5.10pm: Benedict, Lauren and Adam were discussing Christian missionaries and then the conversation turned a little blue. #bbuklive
5.12pm: Our mistake - it's Lydia chatting with Benedict and Adam. She's half submerged underwater so it was a tough call. #bbuklive
Lydia and Scott discuss Deana http://www.youtube.com/user/channel5bbuk
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5.39pm: Luke S observes that some HMs have cut back on smoking. Well done, guys! #bbuklive
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5.43pm:Shievonne (to Becky) "I hope you realise that limescale is in the kettle, and in our tea", ooh! Evil limescale! #bbuklive
5.46pm: Scott's rocking Arron's onesie. Like it or not, this look is taking off in a big way... #bbuklive http://pic.twitter.com/s74NPihn
6.06pm: Shievonne explains to a puzzled Deana, "A game plan is basically lying to people".
6.08pm: Chris is complaining about the air conditioning. 'They've turned it down to minus Antarctica in there', he squeals.
6.22pm: "Reincarnation - that'd be cool", Luke S to Deana, talking about Sikhism.
6:38pm: Shievonne's doing impersonations again - this girl's even better at mimicry than Ronni Ancona.
Evening ladies
Originally Posted by MrsH:
7.24pm:Luke A and Lauren are worried about the temptation of gossipping about other HMs
She's a tumshie 
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Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Evening ladies
evening VD
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Evening Tweeters 
and readers
6.41pm: Lauren thinks BB voice sounds like @REGYATES
7.00pm: Rub a dub dub... HMs are tackling the dishes
7.24pm:Luke A and Lauren are worried about the temptation of gossipping about other HMs
I can so relate to that. If I were in the house I know I'd try so hard not to do that but would fail on an epic scale - Just call me Grace
7.45pm: Food-fight! But not the messy, fun type. Lauren and Arron are bickering about rations
Evening ladies and gent
8.05pm: Becky is getting on Chris' nerves. Shievonne advises him to go to the chaise longue in the loo for some shuteye.
8.13pm: Ashleigh and Conor are hurling abuse at each other. Wow, so many profanities!
8.19pm: Becky strokes Deana's hair as they giggle together. Genuine bonding or all part of the newcomer's task?
8.32pm: Luke S requests a flash of Lauren's underpants. Lauren gladly obliges. It must be love
8.43pm: All afternoon the housemates have been arguing about sausages. It's a neverending banger-bicker
8.55pm: Scott reveals his inner prankster, describing a time he mixed mouthwash in someone's fizzydrink.
9.18pm: Becky says Chris doesn't stop complaining!
9.25pm: Deana says she has never shared a house with anyone before. Talk about a culture shock!
9.27pm: Deana and Becky are getting on like a house on fire, gossipping about the other HMs.
9.41pm: Adam, Lauren and Becky are chatting about sex positions. Saucy!
There's a very peculiar makeover going on in the bedroom. Is it Halloween already? *checks calendar*
11.19pm: Deana's getting on really well with Becky - which is handy considering the Favourite Housemate task.
Scott, Caroline and Ashleigh, running rampant with someone's make up bag. Check out Scott's new look...
Wow!
The festival of crazy make-up is growing exponentially. We're making a gallery of their shenanigans for your pleasure.
11:44 PM - 9 Jun 12
11.53pm: Becky's looking rather sweet all dolled up as a kitty cat.
12.12am: Looking pretty quiet, where are the HMs hiding?! You can't hide, this is Big Brother!
12.19am: "We're living on rationings in't we?" - Ashleigh.
12.34am: The claws are out, things are intensifying. Chris says relax!
12.25am: Lauren`s on an emotional rollercoaster right now.
Looks like food is going to cause all sorts of bother . They should instigate a heaven and hell scenario... And put Chris in the hell half ... Nothing but rice and lentils for a week