4.08pm: As the Greens wander past the Smoking Area, post-task, Luke A comments that their team always looks smug.
4.41pm: Becky appears to be making Scott over as an amphibian. Naturally we'll twitpic this when she's done.
4.54pm: Lauren's showing off her belly to Sara who's scrutinising it intently
5.10pm: Lauren, Luke A, Ashleigh and Sara are discussing how they popped their cherries. Guess who lost it in the sand dunes?
5.23pm: Conor and Ashleigh are painting Caroline's face with nail varnish while she sleeps. The prankster ghost of Arron lives on.
5.30pm: A small but attractive 'Luke A Appreciation Society' has formed in the garden. Members: Lauren, Sara and (natch) Luke A.
Beep! Beep! Task result ahead!
5.35pm: BB has announced the Breathalyser results. Blue Team - 5, Green Team - 2. The Blue Team have won the secret room.
Bye the noo 
Later Scotty
Originally Posted by Scotty:
5.35pm: BB has announced the Breathalyser results. Blue Team - 5, Green Team - 2. The Blue Team have won the secret room.
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Is the secret room the diary room? 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Is the secret room the diary room?
Nope.I just dont want the blue team to get treats.
5.54pm: Conor is treating the housemates to a musical rendition. We'd rather he didn't.
6.18pm: Scott and Becky (Sbecky?) are making a mattress tower in the bedroom. It's a wild Saturday night ahead for the Greens! âŠ
6.25pm: Deana has joined the pesky pair, now building a fort in their beloved bedroom. Making the most of what they've got. âŠ
6.30pm: Here is the fort and Becky scrambling to its summit. âŠ#bbuklive⎠pic.twitter.com/JaTcnvLG
6.44pm: The Greens' fun is over. Scott and Becky (Bott? We're testing them all out) have been ordered to dismantle their fort. âŠ#bbuklive
6.47pm: Ashleigh thinks that David Cameron is "cool". Cool. Really? Of all the adjectives in all the word, "cool". âŠ
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh no .... 
What does that entitle them too please Erinp?
What does that entitle them too please Erinp?No news what the secret room will be .Some are saying a gym/Bar
7.02pm: The Blues are in the garden talking about Christmas. Somebody needs to remind them it's only July. âŠ
7.15pm: Two hours later, and Caroline has only just realised that Conor painted her nails pink while she was asleep. âŠ
7.32pm: The housemates have been told to gather on the sofas (although the Greens have to sit on the floor). What is going on? âŠ
7.36pm: Ashleigh just performed a special birthday song for Shievonne from the Diary Room. It was, erm, beautiful
7.41pm: She just performed it again - xylophone included. "Better second time round", says Shievonne, looking a bit perplexed
7.50pm: Here is Sheivonne's reaction to Ashleigh's birthday song. Make of it what you wish. âŠ#bbuklive⎠pic.twitter.com/4ljqLsLZ
8.09pm: Ashleigh's song was so beautiful it has won Shievonne a birthday cake and present. âŠ
Day 33: The Blue tide advances
1 hour ago
Characteristically, Big Brother let housemates stew for a few hours before revealing the winners of the whiffy Breathalyser task. Scott and Becky used these hours to express their personalities through the medium of face-painting.
"Becky, you look like you've got a vagina on your face," exclaimed Ashleigh as the housemates gathered around the sofa area for Big Brother's reveal.
Lauren agreed, "Fallopian tube!" she threw into the mix.
"I look like a Fallopian Tube?!" exclaimed Bex, half-offended, half-proud.
Sadly, this chat was interrupted by the announcement that the Blues have whipped the Greens by 5 points to 2. This means they have won the secret room bringing their turf haul to: garden, hot tub, pool, dining room, sofas and now the secret room.
As the Blues leapt up to celebrate their newest gain, the Greens slunk back to their one and only space, the bedroom. Therein, the strain of cabin fever began to show.
"It's driving me insane staying in this bedroom," said Luke S in a tone of one who is indeed going insane.
Meanwhile, Scott launched another of his unique terms, "I don't give a f**k about this task any more. It's a load of f**king tripe."
They'll be no tripe in the secret room later. But stay tuned to the website to find out what there will be....
8.23pm: Know the game where everyone shouts 'b******s'? HMs are playing with a new word. BB 's kicked them out of the living area.
8.31pm: Banged up in the bedroom, the Greens are cursing Arron. Luke S hopes he never gets another protein shake. Too harsh, man
CRINGE
8.46pm: Bex is proving to be the life and soul of the incarcerated-in-the-bedroom party
8.58pm: Luke S pulled a comedy face. It backfired and led to a minor coughing
9.15pm: It's the calm before the storm. The Blues are eagerly awaiting their entrance into the Secret Room
9.30pm: The Blues are in a giddy mood - currently singing their hearts out to Disney classics. Still no Secret Room though
9.48pm: Secret Room task has yet to begin but we're getting a sneaky peak at some of the questions. They're all crackers
10.02pm: The Blue Team are all gathered round the secret room and excitably leaping up and down as they guess what lies inside
10.10pm: The secret room is now open. Cocktails with umbrellas are being handed out. Birthday girl Shiev has been toasted. âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
10.11pm: "This is the bleeping best day of my life," says Shiev. It's because there's ice-cream, slush puppies and hot dogs
10.16pm: Shievonne's voice trembles as she discovers little pick 'n' mix bags