12:54pm: Poor Shiv, all she wants is some nice food and a shower for her birthday
12.56pm: 'There are people who are homeless so we can't complain', says Ashleigh. 'It is their choice though', she adds
Is she for real?
1.01pm: As if Shiv's birthday couldn't get more dreary, it has started raining on her. 'I hate this weather'. Yep, us too, Shiv
1.14pm: Luke A and Conor are discussing how the Blue team might fare now the Greens have lost Arron.
The morning after an eviction is always a strange one.
Housemates have usually just been fed some 'priceless information', with the general public giving them a clue as to who they support in the House and who they've had quite enough of. With four housemates in the frame yesterday and with Conor and Arron left in danger after an Outsider (Deana) and a Floater (Becky) were saved, the dynamic couldn't have changed more dramatically in such a short space of time. The mood after a booming alarm call was bound to be a bit peculiar.
The blues woke up in a sombre mood, with a handful of 'happy birthdays' thrown Shievonne's way, and Sara was first to rise. She immediately joined Luke A out in the smoking area, where the two bonded with their first post-Arron conversation. She told the chef that she's finally twigged who she can trust, telling Luke A she was 'so happy' when she heard that Deana and Becky were safe, stopping short of revealing she'd nominated Conor and Arron the preceding Monday.
Sara rejoined Blue team-mates Caroline and Ashleigh in the living area for a breakfast apple, but she stared straight as Caroline began to criticise Adam. Ashleigh barely responded either, and it looks to our eyes like nobody's sure what to think. Elsewhere, Shievonne applied makeup, ready for her big day.
Over on the Green team, Becky, Scott, Deana and Luke S were in a more playful mood. Becky kept everyone entertained with windy-pops and an embarrassing slip of her bed-sheets, while Scott lamented his headache but joined in with impersonations, offering his mimicry of Winston Churchill to the mix.
A strange atmosphere in the aftermath of a highly charged evening. The public sent a message to housemates last night. Though it was apparently loud and clear, the dust's only just beginning to settle in the divided House. With more Turf Wars scheduled for the coming few days, things are really starting to get interesting.
Luke S has a chuckle at Becky's bizarre outburts, including her view that he's got 'an evil body but an approachable face'
Birthday girl Shievonne spends a while on her makeup for special day
Coming in with the most 'votes to save', Deana had plenty to smile about upon waking
The apple crew digest breakfast (and the events of the previous evening)
Becky has a major malfunction in the wardrobe department
Fixing his hair, Conor considers his brush with eviction
Scott manages an impression of Winston Churchill through the haze of a minor headache
1.25pm: The Blues are taking on a task - Luke A is reading the rules and it's all being taken tremendously seriously.
1.31pm: The task is getting underway for the Blues. It involves food-tasting and breath-sniffing. Pretty gross.
1.34pm: Conor blasts his cheesy crisp snack-breath down a tube and into Luke A's face. Luke guesses it correctly. One point.
1.36pm: Shievonne's turn to smell Luke A's breath. She's clearly revolted by the whiff. Happy birthday, Shievonne!
1.40pm: Conor prepares to blow some coffee-breath at Luke A who licks his lips in anticipation/dread.
1.41pm: Shievonne is so grossed out by Luke A's coffee breath that she breaks the mask by wriggling too much. Gold.
1.43pm: Conor's breezing his sausage-breath at Luke A who looks like he might keel over and die at the pong.
1.45pm: Luke A scoffs white onion and prepares to gust his breath down a tube at Shievonne's nostrils. She's clearly terrified.
1.47pm: As Luke A breathes onion breath into her gas-mask, Shievonne looks like she might actually collapse. Horrendous.
1.52pm: Luke A's face is actually indescribable as he receives a blast of pickled onion 'au Conor'. 'Pained' doesn't cover it.
1.54pm: As Luke A fires more enforced halitosis Shievonne's way, he hums 'happy birthday'. She's clearly distressed. âŠ
1.59pm: Chicken korma? In the form of gas-breath? Inhaled via a plastic tube? 'Don't mind if I do, sir' says Luke A. Nice.
2.16pm: The Blue team won't hear the result till later. Shievonne says this is the worst birthday she's ever had in her life.
There's been quite a bit of workout posturing displayed these past 33 days.
Arron and Lauren have both proudly exhibited the stress their sinews can take (and just how impressive their muscles look when bulging to maximum capacity), but it's Luke S who really takes the biscuit when it comes to posing whilst pumping iron.
This afternoon, stuck in the Green zone bedroom, he resorted to using Scott as his squat buddy now that Arron's left the House. Later, when challenged to try squatting Adam, he readily picked up the thrown gauntlet, before almost rupturing a disc trying to lift the Dudley man-mountain as part of his routine.
Oh, how we laughed.
With Arron gone, Scott becomes Luke S's latest squat companion
Becky chortles at her pal Scott being hoisted to the sky
...and then drops him, blaming the piggy-back positioning
Adam returns the favour and shows Luke S how it's done
Deana's thoroughly entertained
2.50pm: Luke A is called to the Diary Room by Big Brother. He's hoping he'll get a photo of his wife as requested.
3.00pm: Becky's piles duvets on the floor and is reclining in maximum comfort on the heap. Slumber party is go.
3.19pm: The Greens prepare to take on the task and in the Living Area Caroline's studiously spot-squeezing. Nauseating scenes.
3.26pm: Becky's pouring her cheese-puff breath down a nozzle and directly into Adam's hooter. Pleasant.
3.31pm: Adam's hitting Luke S with a forced waft of coffee-breath right now. Luke S is on the edge of consciousness.
Adam returns the favour and shows Luke S how it's done
Afternoon Scotty et al 
That'll give Luke S something to digest!
This task is disgusting 
Afternoon velvet
Love this Gif
It`s great erin
3.58pm: Becky's suddenly having problems as she blows cheese down Adam's pipe. Doesn't she like Stilton?
Bit on the Sideâ@bbbots
Shievonne isn't having the best birthday, but greetings nonetheless #bbbots #badbirthday http://ow.ly/i/KIkY
I think teenagers must have dreamt this one up