5.26pm: Lauren has 2,000 Facebook friends. That's 100 per year of her life

5.40pm: Shievonne is planning to sit beside all four nominees tonight on the sofas. The mothering urge is strong in this one

5.52pm: Caroline and Ashleigh are speculating about whether it'll be a double eviction tonight.

we wish 

just a reminder for tonights schedule

9.00-10.00pm         normal show  CH5

10.00-10.30pm       LIVE FEED      CH5*

11.00-11.30pm       evictee interview  CH5

11.30-12.15am       BOTS             CH5

6.18pm: Becky is applying a touch of powder to Scott's face for tonight's evicition

6.39pm: Deana, Arron, Becky and Conor are getting their stuff together.

One of them is leaving tonight but who?

I really hope the evicted one doesnt end up in that secret room 

6.47pm: The current star of Conor's eviction outfit is an alarmingly pink shirt. Maybe he'll change. He should change.

BIAB    feeding time at the zoo  

  Bye the noo MrsH  

7.03pm: By some divine power our pleas have reached Conor's ears. He is no longer wearing that atrocious shirt.

7.18pm: Luke S is giving Conor a pre-eviction blow dry. Ah, that's what friends are for. 

7.35pm: And here is an action shot of Conor's blow dry. Luke S truly is Mr Domestic. 

7.45pm: The blue team are playing 'guess the celebrity' to whittle away the hours. It's a male actor in his 40's. Any guesses? 

7.57pm: For those of you asking - the answer was George Clooney.

8.09pm: The girls are complimenting Deana on how ravishing she looks tonight. We can confirm that she looks pretty darn good.

8.21pm: Becky is applying nail varnish - Apparently it smells like garlic. Maybe it's of the scratch'n'sniff variety. 

Cheers for the updates today.

8.29pm: Luke S is doing the Big Brother voice, again. It never gets old (it does). 

8.42pm: Luke S and Adam are hoping they get the bathroom back soon. Showering in the garden is not to their taste. 

8.52pm: The HMs have gathered on the sofa in preparation for tonight's announcement. Spirits are high. 

 9pm: We're leaving you for now but will be back later. To get the blow-by-blow eviction drama follow @bbuk #bbuklive #bbeviction

          We're back! And here's what the housemates are up to right now... ‪#bbuklive

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          11.38pm: Adam is giving Scott a sensuous back massage. ‪#bbuklive‬

Big Brother Live ‏@BBUKLive 11.48pm: The Blue team are trying to guess what winning the Diary Room will mean in #bbtufwars

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          11.59pm: Becky is calling for an early night - Scott is not amused. He wants to have 'chats into the night'

12.03am: Happy Birthday Shievonne! (Though no one seems to have registered it yet

who gives a shit

12.10am: Ashleigh and Lauren sang 'Happy Birthday' to Shiev. She says she doesn't want to celebrate until the morning

12.37am: Luke A and Lauren are having a heart-to-heart. They're finding nice stuff to say about

1.04am: Sara has just emerged from an uber massive Diary Room chat with him upstairs (Big Brother

Lydia Louisa  ‏@lydialouisaBB So Arron is out! Wanted it to be Conor! Next week maybe

1.15am: Conor is wallowing in the living room by himself. He's not taken Arron's departure well

1.30am: Lauren and Luke A have a very interesting plan up their Blue sleeves

night in here   and thanks 

I will pick up where you leave off in the morning 

 from me

1.47am: Lauren is doing some kick ass karate moves in the garden

2.03am: It's lights out everywhere except the Diary Room where Conor is bearing his soul to Big Brother. Until tomorrow all...

Day 32: Enter Conor's personal stylist... Luke S

It all began with a spot of blow drying

Conor's feeling the benefit

What the blazes is Luke S doing to Conor's chest?

Ah, applying concealer. Good stuff

That's right, smoosh it in good and proper