Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Morning Scotty! 
Hello you
11.14am: Shievonne's not happy. 'You can't fight immaturity with immaturity' she says. Apparently the bedroom smells of fish now.
11.18am: Conor sings a round of Yazz's The Only Way Is Up and rouses a snicker from Adam.
Make that "Out"
11.33am: Scott's telling Adam all about Lord Byron's pet bear. Arron says Byron sounds like 'his kinda guy'.
11.37am: Arron is now blow-drying his combover. Order is partially restored.
11.48am: Ashleigh's giving advice to her blue teammates on how to properly perform a toilet. Delightful stuff.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Morning MrsH, velvet and all
a quick Morning before it turns to afternoon 
Thanks Bethni and Xochi 
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Morning MrsH, velvet and all
a quick Morning before it turns to afternoon
Afternoon MrsH This is going to be an exciting day
Hope it goes the way we want it to. Andy Murray and Conor, pretty please 
12.00am: Deana and Becky are already preparing for tonight's eviction. Check out the roller action.
12.15pm: Arron and Adam are back on speaking terms. It's like that whole fish-milk episode never happened (apart from the smell).
12.25pm: Caroline and Lauren are wondering what's happened to them as a group as they survey the messy House.
Day 32: Breakfast of champions
5 mins ago
After Arron's wild night last night, housemates awoke to find the kitchen was out of bounds to each and every one of them. Big Brother announced that the bathroom was also a no-go area, and that all the luxury food items scooped by the green team in the Trolley Dash task had been forfeited as a result of Arron's antics.
The general reaction wasn't the hearty backslap Arron might've expected. Becky was quick to take issue with the cage-fighting model, taking him to task over his thoughtless deeds. His old pal Luke S also turned on him, fuming in another room and slating his some-time pal.
But it was Adam's reaction that really made the morning one to remember, serving revenge cold and, it has to be said, possibly a little extravagantly. As Becky remonstrated with Arron, the man from Dudley wandered into the bedroom with a washing up bowl filled with an unknown fluid. After it was tipped over the reclining Arron's head, it transpired that the foul-smelling concoction was made up of cooking oil, milk, anchovies and spam.
After the soaking, Arron immediately stormed to Big Brother to find out exactly what had been poured on him. En route, he encountered the furious Luke S and was also challenged by Lauren. Luke A and Ashleigh watched on, while Conor tried to defend his pal as neutrally as he could muster.
Once he emerged, Arron wasn't exactly contrite and continued to promise that he'd mess up all the other beds with the fishy stench. However, by the time he was taking a tepid shower in the garden, assisted by Conor, he was asking Adam to leave it and move on from the whole sorry episode. Adam remained stony-faced throughout.
Arron may complain, but at least he got a nutritious breakfast thrown in his direction. The rest nibbled basic rations from canteens while he was served a delicious consommÃĐ of seafood and pork â breakfast in bed no less. It's hard to see what he's moaning about, frankly.
Immediately upon waking up Arron explained he was unapologetic about both teams losing access to the kitchen after his misbehaviour last night
Becky made it clear she wasn't happy about Arron losing both teams all the luxury food items
Breakfast time. It's a mixture of milk, olive oil, anchovies and spam for Arron, poured by Adam's hand
Arron gathers his bearings after a harsh wake-up call
The bathroom's out of bounds after his pranks last night, so Arron heads straight for the Diary Room
Luke S speaks his mind to Arron, still angry about the absence of quality breakfast materials
Luke A enjoys the show
Shievonne's still got some sympathy for the self-professed prankster
Mummy Sheiv 
Conor helps Arron to get the stink out
With the bathroom a forbidden zone, Arron's forced to lather up outside in the cold, cold garden
12.37pm: Lauren and Caroline are having a whispered conversation. 'You're genuinely a lovely person' says Caroline.
12.44pm: Arron asked Scott to recommend him a book he'd like. Scott's struggling to think of one to fit the bill.
12.53pm: Caroline and Lauren continue their bonding efforts. Common ground: they both hate milk.
1:10pm Becky has generously applied fake tan to her face today. It'll be interesting to see what colour she is come eviction time
1.27pm: Luke S is doing something unappetising with a carrot.
1.34pm: Scott's trying to define 'rapscallion' again for Lauren. 'It's a bounder, a bit of a cad'. She's none the wiser.
13.39pm: It looks to us like #Lushleigh are having a sneaky rendezvous in the toilet. Outrageous.
1.49pm: Ashleigh, Lauren and Shievonne are analysing dreams in the garden. They're having Big Brother nightmares.
1.59pm: Arron and Adam are talking about green cards and living in the US
2.25pm: Public holidays are being discussed in the bedroom. It's been decided that Americans will grab at any excuse to party.
2.38pm: Ashleigh's still dwelling on her dream from last night. And now Luke A is fessing up to a slightly smutty dream he had
2.45pm: Luke S is having a small snooze. He's lucky to still have a bed after Big Brother's punishments this morning.
3.02pm: Scott and Becky are wondering if Benedict's still watching Big Brother.
3.11pm: Shievonne and Luke A are having a heart-to-heart. First Ashleigh and Lauren, now this. More alliance-shifting?
3.20pm: Lauren's sad because she's hungry. Sara offers her a 'cheese and butter sandwich'. Which is technically a cheese sandwich.
3.35pm: Becky's speaking about her love of the Birdy Song. And she says she's as 'stressed as a kebab'.
3.50pm: #Lushleigh are punished for their mid-Turf Wars canoodling. That's what happens if you don't play by the rules, fools!
Day 32: A canoodle too far
15 mins ago
Turf Wars is a serious business. The House is supposedly divided. So what the heck are Luke S and Ashleigh - players for two different teams - doing canoodling every five seconds?
We spotted them today, waking in separate beds. We could see the glum looks on their faces at being separated. Before the alarm call, as a sleepy Luke S looked to the side to see an Ashleigh shaped space beside him in bed, we even felt a twinge of sympathy.
Since then, there's been flagrant and outrageous rule-breaking from the Lushleigh coupling, and we're surprised Big Brother hasn't come down hard on the pair. A kiss in the garden, a snuggle under a sleeping bag and a spot of heavy petting in the garden. All of these activities have been spotted.
Love can tear down walls and it can also reportedly build a bridge. But have Lushleigh overstepped the mark to keep their love alive?
We have a feeling they have. Watch this space.
4.14pm: As punishment for petting, #Lushleigh are strapped into separate sleeping bags. That'll learn 'em
4.27pm: Conor's having to feed Luke S, whose hands are confined within his green sleeping bag. Tender scenes
4.36pm: Becky's placed her last chocolate stash in squares on a slice of toast. She's trying to melt it by lightbulb. Resourceful
4.52pm: Luke A and Conor are improvising a workout with the mats they've been sleeping on for the task.
5.00pm: The green team were just given 30 seconds to retrieve items from the bathroom which remains out of bounds