Can you guess who said this about Deana?
Can you guess who said this about Becky?
Can you guess who said this about Lauren?
Can you guess who said this about Conor?
Can you guess who said this about Scott?
Can you guess who said this about Caroline?
Day 30: The BB deli
41 mins ago
Dinner time is up and for the Blue team, which means getting creative with their less than appealing survival rations. In a bid to tickle their taste buds, the team have conjured up a variety of âdeliciousâ meals to keep their hunger pangs at bay.
On the menu, we have the following:
The triple decker - Three layers of tinned processed ham product and cheese, served between two pieces of white bread. Created by Conor.
Just Ham - For those who like to keep things simple. Two pieces of tinned processed ham product, served between two pieces of white bread (no butter) Created by Luke A.
Just Bread - Is what it says on the tin. Plain white bread, no butter. Created by Ashleigh.
Dried Banana pieces - Carefully selected from the finest bowls of muesli. For those who dislike cold meat products.Created by Lauren
As you can see, theyâve pushed the boundaries in the gastronomical stakes. And yet still some of the housemates arenât happy...
âIs that made for dogs?â Caroline offered, pointing to the tinned processed ham product - the very thing you want to hear before youâre about to tuck into your food.
Shievonne joined in, pretending to wretch after tasting the ham product- though nowhere near as much as Deana did in the âConfusing cuisineâ task. She still holds the title for âbiggest reaction to tinned processed ham productâ - weâll make sure to give it to her when she gets out.
Luke A said he enjoyed 'Just Ham', though he face said otherwise...
The classic 'Just Bread'. Sometimes it's best to keep things simples.
The infamous 'Triple Decker'. We bet you're all salivating after seeing this snap.
The face of a man who knows he's created something special
Or hopefully... The face of a man who`s just heard " You have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house" 
9.17pm: Where the Blue team will rest their weary heads this evening
9.26pm: Ah, tough times for the Blue team. Ashleigh is now eating a raw, unpeeled carrot. Minimalist cuisine, yeah?
9.40pm: Arron's not eating dairy products because it'd make him "feel like crap". Dietary wisdom or because Blues lost?
9.40pm: Lauren misses ciggies, AND she's on the losing team. Can things get any worse? (*sad face*)
Thanks for all the work you do Scotty and MrsH..... love this port of call before h/l show 
9.55pm: Caroline is concerned about the lack of blow-drying appliances for her hair. The hair is deflating by the second
10.06pm:Becky tells Scott, "don't complain about the pillows love, back in my day we used BOSOMS for pillows"
Originally Posted by Baz:
I'm loving this task Thanks LUTers 
Thanks LUTers
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Thanks for all the work you do Scotty and MrsH..... love this port of call before h/l show
10.20pm: Cazza and Deana don't want to leave the House fat. Oh God, here we go again. You're gorgeous girls, chill out!
10.25pm: "The only Lemon I want 'round 'ere is on my pancake!", Becky + Scott enjoying some role play + chat about Keith Lemon.
10.45pm: Here's a pic of our favorite 'terrible twosome' tonight. Becky has quite a collection of sun hats
10.50pm: "I can't cope with these trousers anymore" Caroline ditches the army pants
11.00pm: Luke A and Adam are in the hot tub enjoying some peace and quiet
11.11pm: Arron, Conor, Adam and Luke A are in the hot tub. It's a boiling broth of testosterone at the monent
11.38pm: Scott and Becky are looking at old pictures of Scott. There's no red top in sight
11.53pm: Luke S + Arron are chatting to Conor in the living room. Well, just outside of the living room. It's a no-go green zone
Originally Posted by erinp:
Becky looks like Worzel Gummage's Auntie!
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Becky looks like Worzel Gummage's Auntie!
Aunt Sally
12.07am: Conor is doing 'the worm' in his sleeping bag, much to the amusement of the other housemates.
Conor is a worm
12.20am: Luke A thinks "BB wants to see some rule-breaking". Is that such a wise idea
Bedrooms revealed
http://bigbrotheruk-s2.channel...video/1721218378001/
12.31am: Lauren and Adam have come to the decision that they should stop moaning about the other housemates. We give them 10 mins. #bbuklive
Have been out tonight so have just caught up. I couldn't guess who said what about the hm's as I'd forgotten lol. I bet Caroline wasn't happy but whoever said it sure has it right Thanks to all the LUTers for sharing your time and the tweets, much appreciated 
sleep well all who've gone to bed
12.43am: All of the blue team, apart from Lauren, are snuggled up in their sleeping bags in the large task room.
12.53am: Lauren and Adam are still setting the world to rights in the garden.
1.13am: Lauren is telling Adam she needs to do laundry. Is this her form of flirting? We're not sure
1.30am: Lights out in the task room where the Blues are slumbering. Adam and Lauren are bantering like mad
1.35am: "The moon looks really good" Adam observes, Lauren standing by. Aw -
1.57am: "Look at that little cloud - the darkness is about to consume the light" Adam, the poet
2.00am: And with Adam's last unforgetable quote, we bid you adieu.
Sleep tight
Day 30: Scott and Becky beef
8 hours ago
Earlier tonight, Scott and Becky questioned Conorâs position in the House, asking âHow did he get in here?â.
As Conor attempted to bathe in the garden using the makeshift shower, the duo spotted that he used the opportunity to rearrange his man parts, which didnât go down well with the peeved-off pair.
âIs that all he can do to be entertaining?â, Scott fumed, with Becky adding, âAll he can do is shove his hands down his pantsâ.
The duo continued to lambast the Irish fitness instructor for 'showing-off', with Becky jibing, âHe thinks heâs all thatâ.
The bad mood seems to have stemmed from a rumour that Conor had bad-mouthed Deana and Becky earlier in the day. Though it seems that at the moment, the housemates are just in the mood for a good old bitch.
Will it come to an argument? Probably not, as Scott wrapped up the bitchfest with, âI donât even consider him worth having a goâ. Good decision Scott, letâs keep the peace for one night at least.
Day 30: The mutual appreciation society
7 hours ago
Luke A, Lauren and Adam have stayed up in the garden smoking cigs and having an in-depth chinwag about rule-breaking and their positions in the House.
The Turf Wars task is definitely affecting the mood in the House, and it's only the second day. "I feel like I'm in a house of inept, arrogant, deluded fools" Luke A vented, "we can't afford to break the rules, it's the coward's way out" he continued.
Even though they all agreed that no-one can tell you what to do, how to act, or how to react, they're now realising that this is the very essence of the game. Big Brother decides what housemates need to do to progress. And you the viewing public have the ultimate say in whether the housemates stay or go. In a sense, you're no longer "your own person". It's about survival of the fittest, the most cunning, and the most resilient.
Luke A, Lauren and Adam believe Big Brother wants them to break the rules, and to have more confrontations: "We suck because we're not biting" Adam said. Adam admitted that he is more comfortable confronting people in the real world, as opposed to the House. It seems that it's a real war of words.
Luke A is paranoid about the other housemates whispering and them "walking all over us", while also pointing out that he, Adam and Lauren have done really well to make it this far in the competition. We wonder if he's talking about himself rather than for the group? He mentioned a few occasions when he laughed at the gang's jokes with the aim to "blend in", but he's stopped that now. They're worried they will be labelled 'The Whingers' after tonight. Adam added, "We're realistically the odd ones out â we're all different fundamentally, physically, age-wise". Can they embrace this, or will it hinder their performance and progress?
In-keeping with the theme of bitchery this evening, they still managed to fit in a few swipes at the other housemates: "Sara without makeup? No â" Adam said. Ouch!
These three housemates have formed a tight bond over the course of the evening: exchanging flattering observations about each other and drawing a proverbial line in the sand. Maybe this existential chat is just what they need to up the ante?
We wonder if this new quasi-alliance will stand the test of time, or even through 'til tomorrow. We'll be watching. Check back for more updates.
Day 30: Round-up
Day 2 of Turf Wars saw further heavy blows for the Blue Team, as they failed to expand their territory within the House.
In a task aptly named âDuck offâ, the two teams went head-to-head in an apple-bobbing style game to retrieve rubber ducks from a loo. It looked like the Blue team had bobbed their way to victory, but an over zealous Caroline scuppered their chances, and with it, access to the bathroom. Instead, they get the pleasure of using a cold makeshift shower in the garden. Delightful.
In unrelated task news, Luke S attempted to rap.
Later in the afternoon, the housemates engaged in another battle for space, this time for the slinky boudoir they call a bedroom. A selection of the housemates from each team were called to the Diary Room to listen to a sound-bite of people bitching about them. All they needed to do was to guess which housemate did the mud slinging.
It might not come as a surprise that the Green team won. As a result, the Blue team were banished to the large task room, where they were forced to sleep on the floor in sleeping bags. In fairness, the Green team need the extra room for their extra large egos that have developed from their spate of victories.
So as a recap, the Green team have access to the kitchen, the bathroom and the bedroom. Meanwhile, the Blue team only have access to the living room. They should use the space to go and think about how rubbish theyâve performed in the tasks thus far.
The housemates spent the rest of their time bitching about the bitching task, which led tomore bitching and then even more bitching later in the evening. They didnât even bother to come up for air.
However Luke S did manage to amuse the housemates with his face-chin. God old Luke S, the unlikely saviour of the day.
The day ended with Lauren and Adam talking long into the night - is something more than a friendship emerging? Adam seems to think so, but we wonât believe it until we see the cold hard truth.
And that brings us up to today.
Morning all
8.15am: Housemates are sleeping soundly. Even those banned from the bedroom.
8.47am: All is still quiet in the House. Lauren and Adam had a heart to heart last night. Will it be awkward this morning?
9.10am: The garden is a right tip. What mischief did our housemates get up to last night?