Day 28: On best behaviour

Arron dreaming of Sara

Creating a lassoo, as we all do of a Monday

Scotty

Reflector shades indoors. Sort it out, Luke A

That darn Luke S

Staring at that aerosol as if it has sorely let her down

Why Deana didn't get Resident Eyebrow Expert Luke S involved in her brows is beyond us

Luke A does not look particularly comfortable

Aw, more of this please

Is it Ashleigh or her alter-ego 'Randolph'?

Day 28: How many housemates does it take to clean the bathroom?

Day 28: Little Momma's House

She came into the house as ‘the ex-Bunny Girl’, but even on Day One was starting to establish herself in a more matronly role – has Shievonne had a game plan from the start?

 Chatting with our Helen from the Digital team just hours before her entrance, she claimed to have the attitude of a 15-year-old, but that all her friends called her Mama Shiv – and this is the name that stuck in the House too.

 Always on hand to dole out advice – even when it is not asked for– she has more recently taken to calling fellow housemates “angel” and “bubba” – very mumsy.  Shiv certainly has come up with some entertaining pearls of pop-psychology , telling Chris to, “keep it cute or keep it mute,” and Arron to, “rock out with your c**k out,” – less maternal.

 After losing out during Ashleigh’s birthday party task she showed her selfless side, telling housemates to party without her but by that point rival Conor had clearly triumphed.

 The Task With No Task gave Shiv a chance to work her role as House matriarch (dare we say it), relishing in the drama  of the day -marching housemates to the shower, offeringAshleigh her own towel and generally cooing and clucking over the task victims – apart from Deana.Shiv seems to like to set the moral bar in the house and so did not struggle to defend her actions.

 She said, “The only reason I didn’t go to Deana was because she laughed at Ashleigh. I know Becky and I had a little tete-a-tete in the past but I didn’t want to see her upset. I had said to Deana, I hope you don’t get your worst fear – I’m not laughing at anyone.”

She has claimed she is not in it to win it on a number of occasions, but are we starting to see past Shievonne’s mummy role? Or is Shievonne just stepping up because other housemates have been behaving like big kids?

Saw past it in week 1  

4.50pm: 'The winner takes it all' is a fitting song for a day when the next loser that will have to fall is put up for eviction. 

5.02pm: Caroline says now nominations are over, she can be annoying. Becky is helping her put this plan into action. 

Odd tweet about the winner takes it all.

Afternoon ladies  

This is gonna be interesting  

Scotty - hope the leak was nout serious  

It is erin  

4.50pm: 'The winner takes it all' is a fitting song for a day when the next loser that will have to fall is put up for eviction.

Yep erin - bit cryptic is that   ^^^^^.   Or badly worded?  

Afternoon velvet  

It is, there could be a few of them up..hope so  

My pal had to cancel, he`s coming over tomorrow. I`ll let you know how it goes. Thanks for asking  

5.20pm: Becky is cutting her hair with nail clippers! 

5.30pm: "It cuts it real tidy" Becky insists. Would you use nail clippers to cut your hair?

5.33pm: Luke S and Sara are talking about Scottish devolution. Uncharacteristically high brow? 

5.40pm: Sara reckons she has lost braincells since entering the House. 

Day 28: Ash gets real

5.50pm: Luke A envies models Sara and Arron, "it must be amazing to feel so secure about your body", Sara disagrees. 

5.50pm: Luke A envies models Sara and Arron, "it must be amazing to feel so secure about your body", Sara disagrees. 

It seems that the insiders gang is falling apart in the Big Brother house,  with Caroline and Scott last night getting fed up of Arron and Conor.

The mischevious boys were plotting to wind up the other housemates with yet  more ‘funny’ (read: annoying) pranks as the rest of the group slept.

Picking first on Shievonne, she raged at the pair: “Conor, you f**king tit,  you silly beast.”

Watching the action from their own beds, Caroline and Scott both hit out at  the pair as they continued to cause mayhem in the bedroom as the housemates  tried t get to sleep.

“They think this is going to help them? What the hell, because they think the  public will adore it?” Scott moaned.

He told Caroline: “They’re just probably brain head really, they’re use  attention seeking.”

Scott, who previously clashed with Conor over losing the football table on  Friday, added: “It’s air time, that’s all it is Caroline.”

Hope they are up .

 Back later for the noms result.

6.06pm: Scott feels all jittery. He can barely speak, he says. Mondays can do that to a man. Particularly in the House.

Bye for now erin   

6.17pm: Becky says certain people are acting sheepish today. We can only wonder why... 

That would be a laugh 

Aye...Ashley was a stockbroker.

The other one plays Jingle Bells.

6.26pm: Arron's criticising Deana's cleaning. 'That's why I love her so much' comes Caroline's Deana defence. 

6.34pm: Adam and Arron are discussing their memories of Victoria and they're a little bit blue (but largely complimentary). 

Exclusive: Nominations revealed

Day 28: Straight Outta Dudley

6.50pm: Luke S says he's afraid of Caroline's bed. He's yet to qualify this, but we'll keep you updated as to why if he expands.

7.00pm: Arron and Ashleigh are having a wash-down in the bathroom

7.10pm: Now Deana is cutting her split ends with a nail clippers. Looks like Becky's started a trend...

7.20pm: Arron's complaining that some of the HMs don't get his sense of humor

7.32pm: Arron's gone for a lie down. Topless, naturally.

7.46pm: There's been a minor coffee table upset in the living area with possible slight spillage. Normal service now resumed.

7.56pm: Lauren wonders out loud what leeks taste like. Only one way to find out - they go particularly well with bacon too. #

8.06pm: Quite a subdued supper comes to an end. Lauren and Deana oversee the domestic wash-up duties.

8.15pm: Lauren's cleaning the dishes but it looks like she's skipping the washing up liquid.

8.26pm: Sara's lamenting the loss of sunny weather as she sits outside in the rain. Poignant stuff.

8.35pm: Becky thinks the chlorine in swimming pools is there 'to make the water warm'. We despair.

8.46pm: Despite the woeful weather, Becky, Luke A and Deana are having a swim. Brave, brave souls.

8.47pm: Rebecca's still feeling peckish. She's decided to stir fry two whole chickens.