3.48pm: Shievonne is really, really worried. She says because Luke A looks "petrified", it makes her even more worried. 
3.50pm: Deana's pretend task involved feathers. Lots and lots of feathers.
Ducky`s bridesmaid? 
3.57pm: Shievonne has clocked that there's something funny about this "task". Here's the deal: http://ow.ly/bWtHL #bbuklive
3.58pm: Scott seems to have managed to convinced Shiev that it's "not worth it" to go in and face her greatest fear. We shall see
4.02pm: It's now Arron's turn! Can't wait to see what the BB task team does to him!
4.10pm: Shiev is still worried about Luke A's apparent stress over the task. She's looking for a bikini to put on "just in case".
4.17pm: Arron is out of the Diary Room. He's putting on such a good show that Shiev is hugging him and has called him "Angel".
4.20pm: "He, to me, is like my little brother." -- Shiev about Arron, who is "trembling" out in the garden. GOLDEN.
4.26pm: Shievonne is on a roll today. "God, give me a sign in here."
4.29pm: Here's Shiev escorting her "little brother" Arron, scorched and covered in soot to the garden. http://ow.ly/i/JL3d #bbuklive
4.41pm: Shiev is working herself into a tizzy. She has "burnt" Arron in the bath and now a muddy Scott in the shower.
4.43pm: Shiev hugs a frightened Lauren and whispers to her, "Whatever happens, we'll be here for you."
4.52pm: Here is Scott, covered in "mud" and "stinging nettles". Shiev is upset, obviously http://ow.ly/i/JLb9 #bbuklive
5.01pm: Caroline is out of the Diary Room and has thrown herself down on the sofa, hands over her face.
5.12pm: Scott is telling Shiev about how the mud he was covered in made him gag. Poor Scott!
5.20pm: Caroline is now sitting in the sun, but here's what she looked like coming out from the Diary Room: http://ow.ly/i/JLkS #bbuklive
5.22pm: Shievonne reckons this task will give people "flashbacks". Oh the melodrama!
5.30pm: Shievonne has been called into the Diary Room by Big Brother. She isn't moving.
5.35pm: Shievonne still hasn't gone to the Diary Room. Big Brother has asked her if she's refusing to come to the Diary Room.
5.38pm: Shievonne is in tears and has refused to go to the Diary Room. BB has called the Housemates to the sofas.
5.44pm: The HMs are ecstatic! Mama Shiev's refusing to go to the Diary Room has earned them a slap-up French meal. Nice :-)
6.01pm: Shiev talks to the Housemates in the garden about how emotionally invested she was in today's non-task. Bless.
And the band played.....
6.16pm: Becky and Scott are whispering to each other in the pool. Becky is wearing a rather fetching swimming cap.
6.24pm: The Housemates are putting away their clean laundry and changing their sheets. Things are pretty domestic right now.
6.35pm: Scott and Deana are in the pool laughing about the teatime cake 'spotted dick'. So immature, guys.
6.32pm: Shievonne to Becky: "I touched FISH for you!"
6.40pm: Becky was fully prepared for her swim this evening. Complete with flippers and a snorkel. http://ow.ly/i/JLJ2 #bbuklive
My bubble bath awaits 
Oh, before I go, if you read the comments on the CH5 site, check out Keith Burns...he`s pretty unique 
Evening Scotty 
I think that as you and a few others are running the show you're entitled to your asides 
Siobhan's a witch.
You deserve a medal for your input here
Hope you're ticking over nicely x
6.46pm: Caroline is disgusted with the state of the bathroom, if not completely horrified.
6.56pm: A tampon has gone rogue in the bathroom. The girls are on the defensive. The boys are confused
7.02pm: Sara is worried that the Rogue Tampon was hers. Good thing Lydia isn't around for all of this P-talk.
7.15pm: Sara loves HM the Queen. And this wee fella.. #bbuklive http://pic.twitter.com/uX998pKx
7.16pm: Luke S is doing push-ups while topless in the garden. Standard.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Evening Scotty
I think that as you and a few others are running the show you're entitled to you're asides
Siobhan's a witch.
You deserve a medal for your input here
Hope you're ticking over nicely x
Evening velvet
You must have seen my asides before I deleted them, obviously
Just felt that if others hadn`t seen the vids I saw today, it was a bit off to give my opinion but I appreciate what you`re saying and your compliments...thank you and yep Shiev is a witch
I`m doing just fine, hope you are too ma darlin` x
Be back later if don`t fall asleep
p.s. I`ll be wide awake for oor Andy on Monday
Me too!
7.20pm: Luke A and Scott are talking about love spells, magic, and the paranormal.
7.35pm: Becky asks Cazza, "have you been in a mood today?". Yikes, don't talk about monthlies again, girls.
7.46pm: Luke S is still doing exercises in the garden. Suppose it takes a fair bit of time to get a torso like that...
7.55pm: The girls are getting dolled up for their gourmet dinner while the boys take turns bathing.
8.03pm: Luke S has announced that he has a jacket that is an "extra-small". He says he likes his jackets tight. (Obvs.)
8.08pm: Big Brother has announced that dinner will now be served. There are candles and everything. Super lush.
20.22pm: The housemates are thoroughly enjoying their gourmet meal. It looks pretty tasty.
Day 27: The task with no task: result
1 hour ago
Shievonne (AKA 'Mama Shiev') was convinced her that her precious babies *ahem, we mean fellow housemates* faced unimaginably cruel tasks.
The housemates grabbed the opportunity by the short and curlys and exhibited some rather impressive 'acting'. Of course the all-knowing Big Brother knew this wouldn't be enough and provided a professional SFX make-up artist to add detail to their individual plights, and a very adventurous wardrobe to kit them out.
They were not permitted to give specific details about their individual 'tasks', but could elude to how awful it was â and just act generally upset. Here's what happened to whom:
Ashleigh was gunged in pink paint.
Luke S was wrapped in gaffer tape (not a pretty sight).
Becky was tangled in fishing net and dead sea creatures (not as sexy as fishnet tights).
Deana was covered in eggs and feathers, earning her the new nickname 'Daffy Deana'.
Arron exploded (or was 'soot-ed'). We're not sure what the correct verb is for this ('To be exploded'?).
Scott was covered in mud and leaves. But his hair seems to have made it out okay, although a little bit faded.
Caroline put on freshly painted paintballing gear and a visor. A visor.
Housemates successfully worried Shievonne enough that she refused to enter the Diary Room when called in by Big Brother, for fear that she would be subjected to the horror of clowns. (We wonder if she had flashbacks of the No LOL task way back on Day 8!) They have therefore passed todayâs task, and Big Brother will deliver a gourmet meal this evening as a reward. Well done everyone!
Day 27: Pre-dining rituals
33 mins ago
So the housemates have won the Task With No Taskchallenge by pulling the wool over Shievonne's eyes.
As if deceiving the self-proclaimed maternal figure in the House wasn't satisfying enough, Caroline, who was in a particularly mischievous mood, played a little prank on Edinburgh model, Sara. All in good fun, of course.We love how she handed her the cleanser and a cotton ball afterwards.
Scott and the other housemates beautified themselves to perfection and worked out before sitting down to their slap up meal. Things seem pretty tame right now, but you know how it goes...
Caroline, you Chaucer-loving sly fox, you!
Caroline is sooo amused.
Meanwhile, Luke S reaches for the sky during his strict exercise regimen.
And Scott. What can we say? That's simply too much mousse.
8.40pm: The HMs are showing off their foodie know-how: "expresso".
8.45pm: Sara and Shiev agree the chicken was dry and cold. Careful now, BB is listening!
8.55pm: Shiev and Ash are bickering over an old pack of fags from last week.They're gone. Smoked. Kaput!
9.00pm:Fag situation is dire. Lauren: "We may as well quit...just give us the blooming BUCKET!" she said with venom
9.15pm: Full bellied housemates are still nagging about the lack of cigarettes Change the record!
9.30pm: Deana tells Scott "sometimes you need a good cry, I have cries all the time"
9.40pm: "It looks like the tributaries of the Amazon" (the shower basin, following Scott's muddy clean up)
9.45pm: Luke A is complaining of gaining weight since entering the House, Arron is encouraging, "you're not fat, mate". Bless
10.16pm: "those peach slices are just Out, man". Adam invites someone to eat the syrupy tinned fruit. Nom