2.06pm: The general consensus is that a barbecue 'would be awesome'. Keep dreaming, kids.

2.16am: Bacon is being cooked in the kitchen. Lauren responds to the smell by singing 'bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon'  

To the tune of J B`s, Baby Baby Baby? That`s what I`m hearing anway  

Now I am singing Bacon bacon to the tune of baby baby baby

2.30pm: Lydia's telling Adam, regarding noms, 'when I get in that diary room I'm gonna give them hell'. That's the spirit! 

2.38pm: Arron explains how making lunch for everyone's going: 'I'm on a one-way road to disaster and I'm gonna see it through'.

Me too  

2.49pm: Ashleigh was just talking #lushleigh with Sara. On paper, she says, Arron's more her type.

2.56pm: Caroline and Scott break out the suntan lotion. It's not actually very sunny, but good luck to them anyway.

3.21pm: Shievonne seems to have assigned herself a personal cupid mission. She's been trying to match-make Arron all day. 

3.26pm: 'Where you from again, Becky?' asks Arron. 'Uganda', replies Becky. 'Have you been drinking?' asks Arron. 

3.35pm: Becky plunges Scott's face into her ample bosom. 'That's the first time I've ever had that done to me', he declares. 

3.51pm: Becky and Scott greet each other as though they haven't seen one another in years. It's been about three minutes. 

4.00pm: Sara and Deana are bonding over modelling chat, money and men.

4.08pm: 'I still haven't worked out why I'm here' says Lauren. Could be an existential crisis or she may mean the BB House. 

4.25pm: Becky's trying to annoy Scott. 'Stop being a freak' he says. 'You don't have to be nasty to win BB, y'know' she replies.

4.37pm: 'So who am I going to nominate?' Caroline asks. 'At this point I leave the conversation' says Scott. 

4.46pm: Scott's talking about how he clashed with Benedict. Lauren says she misses the intellectual conversation. Luke S scowls.

4.52pm: Whilst Luke A eats a sandwich, Conor watches him. It's quite unnerving actually.

5.08pm: Lauren is talking to Deana and Adam - she says she is going to start stirring things up.

Day 21: Cupid, put down your bow

Shievonne's been playing Cupid here and there on nominations day, proposing the concept of a Sara and Arron union

Ashleigh talks about the lack of logic when it comes to love

Cupid is called away. In the middle of a chat about love, she's off to see Big Brother to cast her eviction candidates

Sara's never been into the Justin Bieber look, so she can't see a future with young Arron

5.22pm: Lauren announced to the room that Deana flashed her woman bits in the diary room. We can confirm that this is untrue.

5.37pm: Lydia hates it when she and her famous fiance go to a restaurant. Diners go silent and listen to their conversations. 

Afternoon Scotty  

Hope Tina's behaving herself and that you've bonded over the Pedigree Chum and a tripe stick   

This series is looking brutal I think reading the clips and the updates 

Worst start I can remember.

Suppose we'll know later how it's gonna shape up...

Afternoon velvet  

  She can eat for Scotland. She`s got those " but what about me?" eyes when you`re having anything to eat.    She`s 16 now, I`ve known her since she was a puppy. I`m her second Mum  

Just watched some of erin`s clips. It`s uncomfortable viewing. What a horrible bunch they are. If it keeps up like this it`s going to difficult to see it through. 

5.50pm: Lydia and Deana are annoyed with Conor and Arron, as they think they've been influencing votes

6.07pm: Arron says Lydia has had nothing interesting to say since coming into the House. 

6.22pm: Shievonne is fuming. She's sick of the back stabbing. With nominations around the corner, things are getting tense

6.34pm: Becky is singing to Ashleigh. Ashleigh is looking confused. All is well in the House.

6.50pm: Caroline says the way to win BB is to sleep through it. She has been giving it her best shot. 

Don’t tell Big Brother but housemates may have been whispering about nominations again.
That’s the rumour anyway and Deana, Lydia and Lauren are fuming.
Lydia claims to have overheard Conor saying to Arron, “You know what to do,” on his way to the Diary Room.
Lauren is confident this is classed as influencing noms and Deana wants to complain.
Lydia said: “Im sick of going in there and saying you need to do something (to Big Brother). We live in a world where there's supposed to be justice.”
These guys have short memories. On the last two occasions rules were broken, it was cold baths all round.
In the kitchen one of the supposed culprits Arron was struggling to find anything nice to say about Lydia.
Earlier the soon to be Mrs Andy Scott Lee had regaled housemates with more of the everyday struggles of dating a celebrity.
She said: “When we go out to dinner everyone in the restaurant will be talking but when we sit down they all stop and listen to our conversation. I hate it. It probably ends up on Twitter.”
Oh the irony. Arron was finding this hard to believe and announced she was the dullest person in the House.
“She’s never had an interesting conversation in her life. She doesn’t know what an interesting conversation is.”
Shievonne, perhaps still stinging from Lydia’s refusal to attend her party, was quick to agree. It’s almost time for nominations and it is anyone’s guess who will be up for eviction this week.

6.56pm: Lydia is enraged that Arron called her a 'weirdo' at the dinner table. She says she's done nothing to deserve it.

Day 21: Luke A blows his fuse

7.18pm: Housemates are discussing Lydia's fiance. He is called Andy. Conor said it might be Andi Peters. Seems unlikely  

Exclusive: Nominations revealed

http://bigbrotheruk-s2.channel...Nominations-revealed

7.33pm: Lauren is in the Diary Room. What could she be talking about? 

7.47pm: Luke A and Adam are saying they can see straight through Caroline. It's a total bitch fest in the garden this evening 

8.01pm: Lauren feels like she is being torn apart. Everyone is telling her nasty things about other people. It's so hard.

I don`t know if I can stand this much longer  

8.10pm: Deana is jogging around the garden, maybe to help her deal with the tension in the House.

8.24pm: Deana is now doing star jumps in the garden. Shievonne is laughing at her. She said: "We don't do exercise."

8.30pm: Caroline is singing. Scott said she reminds him of Diana Vickers.

8.42pm: Lydia is suggesting Lauren becomes a stunt woman because she could, 'live in America and everything'.

8.57pm: Caroline is complaining about over-eating. Maybe more restraint next time? 

9.07pm: Deana wants to 'renite' the groups. If she can't even say it right we think she stands little chance...

Cheeky  

9.21pm: Housemates are having an egg and spoon race.

9.32pm: Lydia looks stressed. She always struggles with organised 

9.50pm: Why do housemates always go to the toilet to talk?

22.03pm: Becky is eating biscuits in the kitchen. Caroline is brushing her hair at the table.

10.18pm: Big Brother has notified the HM's that they've left a pan unattended on the stove. Health and safety guys. Tut tut. 

10.37pm: Conor is threatening to not put tobacco on the shopping list. Let's see if he dares... 

22.47pm: Caroline says she is having the time of her life. BB is like the ultimate gap year pursuit.