Shievonne reads the instructions out loud - but they only tell half the story

Look at all those faces, filled with anticipation...

Nervous waitress Caroline shuffles housemates names in the hat

Becky waits patiently for her turn

2.37pm: Caroline is excused from the next task as she's not feeling well. She's been given a white blouse & black trousers to wear

2.39pm: Caroline is changing into the uniform given to her by BB while the other Housemates wait to hear further instructions.

2.42pm: The Housemates are trying to figure out what Caroline's uniform is. Becky reckons the next task has to do with eating.  

2.52pm: Big Brother has called the Housemates on to the sofas. What will the task involve!? O! the suspense! 

2.57pm: Shievonne is reading out Big Brother's instructions for the next task. 

3.04pm: There are now 13 dishes on display for the Housemates to eat. Every Housemate except Caroline will be eating 1 dish each!

3.07pm: The order in which the Housemates will eat each dish has been decided by pulling names out of a bag. Ashleigh is first!

3.09pm: Deana is next. She is studying each dish very carefully. She has chosen a cake.

3.13pm: When each Housemate goes up, they put their name tag on top of the dish of their choice. Arron went for an egg

3.21pm: Shievonne has chosen her dish - but things aren't what they seem! Here's the low down on today's task:

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3.25pm: Luke S, Shievonne & Becky all guessed what Big Brother has up his sleeve! Luke A has chosen the scary looking pigs head.

3.30pm: The biscuits Ashleigh chose are shaped like dog biscuits, but are actually homemade (human) biscuits.

3.49pm: It's Arron's turn to eat what looks like a Scotch egg, but is stuffed with Gentleman's Relish.*cringe*   

3.51pm: Arron is thoroughly enjoying sharing his anchovy breath with the Housemates. He sure knows how to impress the ladies

4.00pm: Lydia is now in the hot seat. She has chosen what appears to be a jar of mustard. What do we reckon it actually is? 

Taking Tina woof woof for a walk

Bye the noo  

Thanks for the updates

4.07pm: Adam has chugged a bottle of COW URINE in less than 10 seconds. The House is incredibly impressed with him. #bbuklive

4.14pm: Strangely, Arron's encouraging words of "smash it bruv" are not helping Luke S chow down his dog food pie. #bbuklive

4.25pm: Shievonne's jar of mayonnaise is actually just melted marshmallows. Sweet! #bbuklive

4.44pm: Lots of tooth-brushing after the task leaves a bad taste in housemates' mouths. I think you can see what we did there. ‪#bbuklive‬

4.56pm: Big Brother has announced that everyone except Deana finished their dish to his satisfaction

5.04pm: Because Deana is ineligible to win the task, the Housemates all had to choose who should win. They've chosen Conor

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          5.05pm: BB announced that Conor's "special prize" is to be in charge of the shopping list for next week. The House is outraged

5.14pm: Becky has a "jippy tummy" following today's Confusing Cuisine task

5.19pm: Sara has a sore eye (*puts finger in eye*).

Sara getting a mention

is she still there then

5.34pm: Ashleigh has a sneaking suspicion that BB has more in store for the HMs today. 

5.39pm: "We didn't get the gammon" whines Shiev. 

5.44pm: Shiev reassuringly observes that HMs should always talk problems through with each other to prevent them "losing it".

5.49pm:The guys are re-reading the Confusing Cuisine task instructions - it doesn't change a thing, guys. What BB says, goes

5.58pm: Lydia is chatting to Adam and Deana about post-BB fame, "winning isn't everything", she says. Honestly, Lyds? 

6.08pm: Conor is disgruntled about the 'special prize' BB awarded him (doing the shopping list). This is a game, remember? 

6.23pm: The living area is now out of bounds, so the Housemates are running along into the bedroom. 

6:40pm: Shiev is sharing stories about her bunny days, and meeting 'the Hef' is top of the list.  

Day 20: The best bits of 'Confusing cuisine'

Deana seemed to enjoy the popular processed ham

She should really see someone about that tongue

Scott ate what looked like cheescake, but was really stinky cheese. It obviously didn't smell too good...

Cheese face

Looks like mustard, but it's really custard. Her reaction was a wee bit over the top...

What a LAD! Adam smashed down the cow urine (dressed as apple juice) Man points.

Luke S got stuck in to the pie, though unbeknown to him it was filled with dog food. Yum

Oh no, he's noticed now.

Conor ate what looked like a chocolate egg - It was really 100 year old fermented duck egg. We feel his pain.

Thar she blows...

Shievonne eating spreadable marshmallow. It's better than eating mayonnaise, right?! Her face doesn't seem to think so...

Not to hold back on the dramatics, Becky reacts to eating fermented tofu (which she thought was chocolate)

A pig's head, just what I was craving!

Oooh the brain, the best bit.

Pah! It's only jelly... BB you are a joker aye.

6.54pm: Shievonne and Luke A are having a chat in the garden about zombies. Obviously.

6.58pm: Luke A and Shievonne are now talking about previous Big Brother Houses and how they can't wait to watch the next series.

Evening all   

Evening Scotty  

Evening velvet  

I was thinking about you when I was walking Tina woof woof today. You and Dolly. 

Wishing you were both in the countryside  

7.08pm: Sara, Arron and Luke S are talking about the online politics of adding (or not adding) people on Facebook and Twitter. <3  

7.10pm: Lauren does the splits - okay we get it, you're very bendy. Now pass us the burger and chips!

7.25pm: Apparently, it takes 30 hours to get food poisoning (Adam says). Luke S is doing press ups, missing the full gym set up.

7.37pm: Lauren is regretting her profile VT for BB from the start of the series...too late now, darling!

7.53pm: Sara is suffering from black pudding burps... 

8.07pm: Deana has declared after everything she's eaten today she feels pregnant. Not sure that's how it works. 

8.11pm: Lydia has her hoodie on and is painting her nails in the bedroom. She is 'very hungry' and is wondering who is cooking