Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Evening erin 
I am in and out like a peep of gas .I'm off again Hula Hoop class
6.20pm: Wahey, Twitter's back in action. To celebrate here's a charming image of a House man sandwich.
6.31pm: So what did you miss while we were off-line? Benedict accused Deana of being a gold-digger, Lauren and Sara talked pulling
6.32pm: The big news was the sabotage of Luke S's protein shake. Someone put curry powder in it. And hid his weights. But who?
Arron the spanner?
6.40pm: Luke S is sulking. Who do you think sabotaged his shake? Here's a little picture to ponder over
Luke s is a gym prick looking at that pic.
Benny is truly ripped.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
6.31pm: So what did you miss while we were off-line? Benedict accused Deana of being a gold-digger, Lauren and Sara talked pulling
6.32pm: The big news was the sabotage of Luke S's protein shake. Someone put curry powder in it. And hid his weights. But who?
Arron the spanner?
we may see a murder after all 
7.16pm: Luke S is mooching round the kitchen like a sad panda.
7.30pm: Scott is in the pool with Becky. He says he wants to stay in the House forever. Really?
7.36pm: Lauren has lost her bikini. Has it gone the way of Luke S's dumb bells?
7.43pm: Deana believes she is ambitious and driven. Do you agree? #bbuklive
20:12: Luke A says he is 'this close' to losing it. This evening's party should be interesting, then. #bbuklive
8.25pm: Deana and Lydia are arguing about whether or not talking about 'periods' at the dinner table is appropriate. Oh dear. #bbuklive
8.28pm: Lydia suggests to Deana mid-arguement that she's playing up for the cameras. It's ON.
8.34pm: Deana tells Lydia she is being 'harsh'. They are still talking about talking about periods at dinner.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
8.28pm: Lydia suggests to Deana mid-arguement that she's playing up for the cameras. It's ON.
8.34pm: Deana tells Lydia she is being 'harsh'. They are still talking about talking about periods at dinner.
So much for their pact
Who Dunnit
8.52pm: The housemates are putting away their shopping. They're deciding how many sweets everyone gets each. Priorities! âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
8.55pm: Lauren and Deana are discussing being 'bullied' in the house. Deana says she doesn't know how Lauren has coped. Hmmm.
Didn't stop Deana nomming her
9.08pm: Deana, Lydia, Caroline and Adam are speculating about who sabotaged the protein powder. They still don't know who it was
Was Luke S allowed to take that in with him .if so 
Originally Posted by Scotty:
8.28pm: Lydia suggests to Deana mid-arguement that she's playing up for the cameras. It's ON.
8.34pm: Deana tells Lydia she is being 'harsh'. They are still talking about talking about periods at dinner.
she's one to talk
9.17pm: Big Brother has told Luke S to come to the Diary Room 'immediately'. Will BB finally reveal who done it?! âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
9.17pm: Big Brother has told Luke S to come to the Diary Room 'immediately'. Will BB finally reveal who done it?!
Irn Bru heid?
Day 17: Bleedin' 'eck
13 mins ago
Once upon a time there were fifteen housemates who sat down to a civilised dinner. Peace and harmony reigned and... no, sorry, that's not what happened. The non-fairy-tale reality is that Deana mentioned the word "period" twice at the dinner table and Lydia and Shievonne were appalled.
"Oh my god," cried Shievonne, at the first mention, "now is not the time."
This subdued Deana for thirty seconds before she casually dropped the p-bomb again.
This time Lydia got involved in the catcalls. Apparently menstrual mentions are "disrespectful" and "not appropriate". It was mooted that Deana's lack of experience in cooking for large groups has created the monster we see before us today.
Bloody hell.
What do you think? Is "period talk" at the table a no-no or were the ladies being over-sensitive. If it makes a difference, the dinner dish was spag bol...
9.32pm: Luke A is reading trivia. Apparently, women say 7,000 words a day on average, men - only 2,000. Harumph.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
9.17pm: Big Brother has told Luke S to come to the Diary Room 'immediately'. Will BB finally reveal who done it?!
Irn Bru heid?
great name
Thanks for all of these ^^^^, haven't really seen it this week and I'm now up to date xxx
9.32pm: Luke A is reading trivia. Apparently, women say 7,000 words a day on average, men - only 2,000. Harumph. âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
9.50pm: Lauren is wearing an itsy-witsy teeny-weeny Union Jack tube top. Patriotic! âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
10.03pm: Curry-powder criminal getting love from patriotic pixie, Lauren. âŠ#bbuklive⎠pic.twitter.com/pR6DkCtp
10.10pm: "I would have smashed the House to bits if someone did that to my protein," says Arron to Luke S. Not helpful. âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
10.35pm: Everything is supiciously calm as the HMs hang out drinking. Hmmm... We're raising a thoughtful eyebrow
10.40pm: Arron is teaching Sara how to walk like a male model. He'll be walking like a female model. These guys are off.the.hook.
10.56pm: Sara is running laps round the pool in wedges. We're waiting and hoping for a loud SPLASH. âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
10.59pm: Dear Luke S, never pretend to be Dizzee Rascal again. Sincerely yours, the Digital team. âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
11.14pm: Sara has just told 'the Jesus story'. Shievonne is very impressed. Not sure Jesus would be
11.25pm: Sara is not fan of the Pope. Shievonne is not down with him either âŠ#bbukliveâŽ
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Day 17: Bleedin' 'eck
13 mins ago
Once upon a time there were fifteen housemates who sat down to a civilised dinner. Peace and harmony reigned and... no, sorry, that's not what happened. The non-fairy-tale reality is that Deana mentioned the word "period" twice at the dinner table and Lydia and Shievonne were appalled.
"Oh my god," cried Shievonne, at the first mention, "now is not the time."
This subdued Deana for thirty seconds before she casually dropped the p-bomb again.
This time Lydia got involved in the catcalls. Apparently menstrual mentions are "disrespectful" and "not appropriate". It was mooted that Deana's lack of experience in cooking for large groups has created the monster we see before us today.
Bloody hell.
What do you think? Is "period talk" at the table a no-no or were the ladies being over-sensitive. If it makes a difference, the dinner dish was spag bol...
Vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1HMX5FVAOs&feature=player_embedded
11.45pm: Caroline says Sara is her best girlfriend. That girl is fickle. Earlier it was Lydia
BBUKLive: 11.55pm: Sara has brought nine bikinis into the house. She is wearing one now. Anyone want to see a picture? #bbuklive 21-06-2012 11:53 PM
12.10am: Old Arron's always got a soundbite for us: ""It doesn't seem right. I'm getting on well with everyone." Why so, Azzard
Nite
12.24am: Here you go then. Check out the faces on the other ladies
12.30am: Arron has a pretty hilarious practical joke planned that will blow up tomorrow when the girls use their hairdryers.
12.53am: Luke A is in the hot tub with Benedict, Lydia and Deana. Laughing. It's tough to keep up with in-House angst at times
12.58pm: Sara wore Arron's shirt and got make-up on it. He never wears it so she may aswell use it as a face-wipe
1.07am: Lushleigh are under the covers. Lights out and microphones off
1.23am: Arron ambushed Conor with a pillow. Has someone put e-numbers in his evening glass of milk?
1.33am: Benedict doing his best 'Greek God reclines in water' pose.
1.37am: What on earth's going on in the bedroom? Arron's still pranking, Lauren's whispering a heartfelt thank you to Conor. Why?!
1.58am: A hardcore four - Benedict, Lydia, Scott and Luke A are in the hot tub. The rest are in bed.
Sweet dreams housemates