6.13: Conor is telling Arron and Luke S that he's finding it hard to talk to Sara because she looks too much like his girlfriend
6.45pm: Some of the girls are arranging a game of snog, marry, avoid? This is always a very interesting game
7.03: Arron is being self depricating about his looks in a conversation with Chris
Conor is telling Arron and Luke S that he's finding it hard to talk to Sara because she looks too much like his girlfriend
Does he not talk to his girlfriend then?
7.28pm: Shievonne is saying the group is like one big family. Ahhh...
7.51pm: "It's not just young boys, it's men in general." Victoria sets the record straight. #notjustacougar
8.03pm: Adam is spouting impressive life wisdom, Luke A is talking about farts. Keep it varied, lads
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8.18pm: Benedict is strolling around in his pants. Channeling our former career, are we?
8.34pm: Shievonne is telling Ashleigh that she's wearing her jeans tonight, even though she's worn them all day
Your grrrr is a sign that BB is taking off!
Thanks for the thanks Baz
8.44pm: Is that war paint or blusher Shievonne is applying to Ashleigh's cheeks? Way too early to say.
8.45pm: Okay, Caroline's wearing some too and Adam is chanting, "Warriors come out to play!" War paint it is then.
9.02pm: We know you've got a good body but you can put your top back on now, Luke S. #bbuklive #fitbutmygoshdontyouknowit
9.05pm: Whoopin' 'n' a hollerin' as the HMs are let out of the bedroom to discover food and boozie treats have been laid out.
I predict a riot
8.44pm: Is that war paint or blusher Shievonne is applying to Ashleigh's cheeks? Way too early to say.
8.45pm: Okay, Caroline's wearing some too and Adam is chanting, "Warriors come out to play!" War paint it is then.
9.02pm: We know you've got a good body but you can put your top back on now, Luke S. #bbuklive #fitbutmygoshdontyouknowit
9.05pm: Whoopin' 'n' a hollerin' as the HMs are let out of the bedroom to discover food and boozie treats have been laid out.
I predict a riot
Marvellous.
Official Big Brother â@bbuk #bbbots follows at 11pm on Channel 5 with fab guests Frankie Cocozza and Amy Childs. #bbuk
8.44pm: Is that war paint or blusher Shievonne is applying to Ashleigh's cheeks? Way too early to say.
8.45pm: Okay, Caroline's wearing some too and Adam is chanting, "Warriors come out to play!" War paint it is then.
9.02pm: We know you've got a good body but you can put your top back on now, Luke S. #bbuklive #fitbutmygoshdontyouknowit
9.05pm: Whoopin' 'n' a hollerin' as the HMs are let out of the bedroom to discover food and boozie treats have been laid out.
I predict a riot
Marvellous.
Official Big Brother â@bbuk #bbbots follows at 11pm on Channel 5 with fab guests Frankie Cocozza and Amy Childs. #bbuk
Whoop dee doo!
I`m switching over to Snapped - women who kill
Official Big Brother â@bbuk #bbbots follows at 11pm on Channel 5 with fab guests Frankie Cocozza and Amy Childs. #bbuk
Whoop dee doo!
I`m switching over to Snapped - women who kill
I'm just switching over
Official Big Brother â@bbuk #bbbots follows at 11pm on Channel 5 with fab guests Frankie Cocozza and Amy Childs. #bbuk
Whoop dee doo!
I`m switching over to Snapped - women who kill
I'm just switching over
Sensible
We`re talking in colour
921pm: Victoria and Benedict have shunned the dancing and are having a good D&M (Deep and meaningful convo that is)
938pm: Arron is telling Deana that she should lighten up. He used the old line "I'll tell it to your face"
Here we go!
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9.54pm: Caroline "I've got a great solution to the girls drinks running out. It's beer mixed with lemonade, it's called a shandy" #bbuklive
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10.26pm: Know that cringe game, 'Get in a circle and take it in turns to dance your moves in the middle'? That's going down
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11.05pm: The Sara Appreciation Society has found its voice. "Already Photoshopped," is one of the compliments flying
Jump, shake your booty - it's party time 1 hour ago
After being locked up in the bedroom with nothing to do but wander around shirtless (We're looking at you, Luke S, and our eyebrows are firmly raised) the housemates were released back into the House and whaddaya know, Big Brother had been bountiful.
The housemates had been incarcerated to enable big Brother's little elves to set the scene for a party, a reward won by Shievonne during her earlier task. Lined up on the kitchen table were rows of enticing, pastel-hued cocktails. Initial concerns about whether these, in fact, contained booze were relieved after a couple of lip-smacking sips. Also present but far less important (obviously) were some snacks. At the time of writing, said snacks have been uniformly ignored.
Sweet, sweet music (also known as generic dance-club fayre) was piped in and certain of the younger housemates wasted no time in shaking their grove thangs. A red-hot-pant-clad Lydia wiggled like time was running out and Lauren proved herself eligible for "flattest midriff in the tractor driving community" award in a black cut-off vest top.
Some party outfits were more mysterious than others. Adam sported the ghetto-fabulous ensemble of a neck bandana with a black and silver headband, all atop an entirely black outfit. Way to distance yourself from your criminal past, champ.
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11.50pm: The girls are having a pampering and gossip marathon in the bedroom. Boys beware! #bbuklive
Baz and on that note I'm off
Nite erin
12.20am: Sara and Lydia have white stuff (toothpaste!) on their faces and Shievonne's in her pjs. This party is a bust.
12.36am: Deana is saying that she regrets her nomination choices and is apologising to Conor. Luke S is topless. Again.
12.54am: Conor's holding court in the bedroom, Chris is holding court by the pool. this is the time of the C-Men.
1.14am: Luke A plans to tell everyone in the House his secret. He's a little worried about how Arron and Luke S will react.
1.27am: Guess who's still talking? It starts with "Ch" and ends with "ris"
1.50am: "I can't believe how normal you are!" Lauren to Adam
Thursday
8.28am: Adam is out of bed and he's naked. He is wearing a hat though. Like Wee Willie Winkie. Figure that one out
8.44am: Who is snoring? It sounds like there's a baby elephant in the bedroom. Lydia is not happy. Not happy at all
8.59am: Why can no one see Lydia is unhappy? If only there was someone she could wake up. Sorry Shievonne the short straw is yours
9.16am: Our porn star is up and strolling about in his tighty whiteys
and ....
Morning all
Day 2 Round up
Was yesterday only Day 2? In their first full day in the House, the housemates managed to pack in a bit of bitching, some revelations, a fall out and a cheeky bit of flirting. Geez, these guys work fast...
The day started off nicely with a bit of machismo talk from the boys (Did you know Benedict can bicep curl 35kg? Yup, swoon), whilst the girls spent their morning talking about their beauty regimes. Did someone shout stereotypes?
Meanwhile, after a discussion with Sara in the garden, Luke A made the brave decision to tell his fellow housemates about his past. He neednât have worried, as the housemates were very understanding and supportive. Luke A, we salute your courage!
The niceties didnât last however, after Shievonne was given an impersonation task by Big Brother. In order to win a reward, Shievonne was asked to impersonate the housemates for BB to guess... whilst the other housemates watched on in the living room (Mwahahahaha...)
Then came the tears from Lydia, who got upset because Shievonne portrayed her as 'fame-hungry', even though sheâd been so discreet about her really famous fiancÃĐ, Andy Scott-Lee, (you know, Andy Scott-Lee, sister in steps, former 3SL member? ). Yeah well she didnât tell anyone about it and she could have, so sheâs totally not fame-hungry at all.
In the afternoon, we had a sprinkling of bitching from Caroline, who called Victoria "unbelievably boring", some proper slick rapping from Lauren that managed to impress true gangster, Adam, and she even managed to fit in a bit of flirtation with Arron, who she said was the prettiest guy she had ever seen. Lauren and Arron sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
The day ended with a party as a reward for passing the task. What can we say about it? People danced, had a little drink, no one snogged, they went to bed quite early... Basically weâre hoping they get wilder!
So thatâs about it for yesterday. What will those scamps get up to today? If thatâs just Day 2, we canât wait to find out.
News from the party front line
First things first. No one copped off (although Lauren and Arron did climb into bed together) and no one got paralytic and disgraced themselves. Now your expectations are managed down to a reasonable degree, here's what did go down at Big Brother 2012's very first party.
During a so-cringe-my-head-hurts dance-off, little Lauren showed her gymnastic credentials by performing an aerial somersault. This made an impression on House hunks Arron and Luke S, who had a bit of an alpha moment by the Diary Room as they both chatted to Lauren about whether she likes to, ahem, take control of her men. "My granny might be watching," purred the ever-demure 20-year-old. The lads'll have to work harder to get answers out of this karate expert.
According to House motor-mouth, Chris, Lauren looks like Kylie Minogue. Now we look closer, she does. Good spot, Chris. The squeakiest voice in the West was also generous in his appreciation of the ladies that surround him, unlike Conor, who confided in an unimpressed Caroline that, even if he didn't have a "gorgeous, amazing girlfriend", he still wouldn't be tempted. It seems our lovely eightsome pale in comparison to the "SMOKING HOT BIRDS" Conor clocked at his audition.
Female appreciation wasn't restricted to male-on-female. The girls led a round of cooing over Sara during a poolside chat. Apparently, the former Miss Edinburgh is "already Photoshopped" and "like the babies in calendars". This last compliment is a little mystifying. What do you think?
The booze ran out sharpish which caused a stink with Victoria and the housemates quickly settled down to their normal activity of sitting in circles chatting.
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