3.06pm: Conor is picking his nose in the garden. Manners maketh a man
3.26pm: Scott's hair looks even more glorious in the basking sunglight
3.47pm: Ashleigh wants a micro pig. She's not doing much to break the Essex stereotype
4.00pm: Adam is telling Luke A that Lydia doesn't register him anymore
4.21pm: Arron is saying he hopes he gets the chance to have a protein shake today. Simple needs
4.37pm: Arron, Lauren and Adam are in the task room being briefed about a shock task
5.03pm: The scientists believe they have been giving electric shocks to Lauren, Arron and Adam. Little do they know...
5.19pm: Ashleigh is warbling in the garden. We think several window panes in Elstree just shattered.
10 mins ago
Pens at the ready Big Brother fans, for we have a very exciting date to put in your diaries.
On Friday 6 July, we will be bringing you a post eviction live feed directly from the House. Join us straight after the main show on 5*, where you will be able to watch the housemates react to the night's events, as it happens.
So make sure you set those reminders and don't forget to tune in at 10pm to catch all the action.
5.42pm: The HMs are reflecting about the last 2 days' #bbabrats experiments. Nipple tassles got a mention.. #bbuklive
5.50pm: Caroline is complaining about everyone's random stuff on her bed. #bbuklive
5.57pm: with the task results in, Becky is anxious about chickpeas, "if I see another chickpea I think I'll die!". A bit OTT... #bbuklive
6.06pm: Caroline is wearing the dress she wore the very night she entered the BB House. What's the occasion?
6.23pm: Lauren, Deana, Ashleigh and Becky are in their bikinis ready for some downtime after the Lab Rat task. #bbuklive
6.31pm: Arron has been called to the Diary Room in the middle of his first post-task workout! Noooo! #bbuklive
6.50pm: House hunks Luke S and Conor are cleansing their fair selves in the bathroom. #bbuklive
7.04pm: "This is happening a lot... you being in the shower and me being out here," purrs Scott to Arron. #bbuklive
Craig and Anthony Mk2
7.16pm: Sara reassures Lauren about Eviction Day this Friday, she's even promised to help pick out her dress. Ain't that sweet? #bbuklive
Pathetic
7.28pm: Benedict and Luke A are tucking into their bounty of cereal... #bbuklive
Beep Beep! TASK SPOILER AHEAD!
Day 16: 'Lab Rat' task results
38 mins ago
The second day of lab rat experiments orchestrated by Big Brother started with the Impossible Maze .
The scientists selected Becky versus Caroline, who slept in the in the large task room last night listening to confidence-boosting subliminal messages. The scientists guessed that Caroline would try the hardest, staying in the maze the longest before giving up â but they were wrong! Caroline quit the maze after 15.32 minutes whereas Becky remained in the maze for 23.20 minutes. So this means the scientists' hypothesis was wrong and they failed this section of the task.
The final task related hurdle the housemates faced today was the Cruelty Experiment. This time the roles were switched and the scientists were tested. The most intelligent, most awesome scientists (as elected by the House) selected three lab rats (Arron, Adam and Lauren) to take part in a general knowledge quiz. The scientists were ordered to administer painful electric shocks to the lab rats who answered questions incorrectly. Watching from the top secret Big Brother laboratory, the scientists could see and hear the ratsâ blood curdling reactions.
But here's the twist: what the scientists didnât know was that the shock pads were not active and the rats were acting. Feeling the 'cruelty' of their actions they stopped administering shocks at 800 volts. By doing this they passed the experiment by proving that they are humane, compassionate scientists.
So what does this mean for the housemates? The scientists correctly hypothesised six of eight experiments; this heralds another shopping task victory. They have received a premium shopping budget this week courtesy of Big Brother. The housemates deserve every bit of it, well done guys!
I posted it on the main page
Originally Posted by erinp:
I posted it on the main page
Premium budget..Becky`s gonna pop
7.49pm: It's preening central in the House.
7.58pm: Aw, the HMs are singing 'Happy Birthday' to a vampishly made-up Lydia.
8.11pm: Lauren's in rollers being beautified by Becky.
8.14pm: BREAKING NEWS: Big Brother has gathered the HMs to tell them that they can no longer discuss nominations!
8.42pm: Lydia is down in the dumps. The nomination rule change has trumped her birthday in the importance stakes.
Aye..now Lauren might be out this Friday just for being herself 
They coudn't organize a piss up in The Gordon's Gin distillery.
9.10pm: Conor, Scott and Arron are posing for a fake photo taken by Caroline's fingers arranged in a box shape. #bbuklive
9.18pm: Benedict is hanging out by himself in the bedroom, squirting cologne all over his head. PONG! #bbuklive
9.26pm: Lydia has been called to the Diary Room. Her response, "No, you can actually do one. Forget it." #bbuklive 
9.29pm: Lydia has relented and gone to the Diary Room. The other HMs have been called to the bedroom. What fresh games are afoot? #bbuklive
9.47pm: Lydia has come out of the Diary Room with a cake. The HMs are all wearing masks of her face. #bbuklive
9.58pm: The HMs are wearing pointy hats and enjoying Lydia's long-awaited party. #bbuklive
10.25pm: Aw, Lyds is getting all emotional. All too much, it seems. #bbuklive http://pic.twitter.com/LXVTgx1z
10.53pm: Another chorus of happy birthday for Lydia, more out of tune now. They're dying to dance the migraine skank! #bbuklive
11.08pm: They're playing a game that involves passing balloons between each other's legs. #bbuklive
11.47pm: Serious dance-off happening in the kitchen while Benedict and Luke A watch on, like mini BBs, from the hot tub. #bbuklive
12.05am: Luke S is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. #bbuklive