Day 68 in the Big Brother House
60 hours to Final Night Show 
Morning Twitteroonies 
7.46am: Morning sleepy housemates! Busy night last night?
8.00am: Just doing a headcount while they sleep and we seem to be two down... anyone seen Scott and Ashleigh? ...What's that? Oh.
8.02am: Squirrel in the garden - repeat! Squirrel in the garden. It doesn't get more exciting than this at eight in the morning.
8.23am: The housemates continue to snooze. We're wondering if BB will give them a lie-in after last night's madness
8.33am: We're still wondering how this squirrel managed to sneak in. Maybe it snuck in with the Bit On The Side crew last night?
8.56am: Not a peep from the HMs yet. We're keeping a close eye on their dozy faces, so don't worry.
9.00am: Mr. Squirrel's gone, probably foraging for nuts. Sorry we didn't get any pics. Maybe we should give him a name?
9.13am: Someone just trumped. We think Luke S, but it's cool whoever it was because trumping is a totally natural thing
9.32am: Up come the shutters. Luke S does his meerkat posture. Luke A mimics his paws-up position and they're straight out of bed
9.35am: Awww. BB congratulates the remaining five on reaching the final. What a jolly start to the day. Good vibes, people
9.47am: The quintet are trying to get over watching Bit On The Side live in the garden last night. They're on cloud nine.
10.00am: Adam's a little miffed that @Nat_Cassidy "implied Scott was the only intelligent housemate" on BOTS last night. Awww.
10.13am: Luke A will be sad to see the experience end. But he'll be glad to get home. Mixed emotions for the chef from Mold
10.25am: Luke S has spent a fair chunk of time speaking to BB. Now it's Deana's turn.
10.39am: The soldiers discuss the footage of themselves they saw last night. Luke A's chuckling at the staged hypnotist set-up.
10.46am: Adam: "If they hate it, they hate it - but we still here, yo". Luke S: "Hang on - who hates what?"
Housemates are still trying to get their heads around one of the most bizarre nights of their lives. A double eviction and Bit in the Side broadcast live from the Big Brother Garden.
10.55am: Adam looks to be buzzing this morning. "Let the good times roll!" he shouts at Luke A, beaming at his pal.
11.00am: Luke S and Deana clean up. Deana's doing dishes as Luke S tidies the garden. Order out of chaos - good for the soul.
11.05am: Adam's interviewing Luke A in a role-play chatshow scenario. After a strong start, the content's got a bit blue.
11.13am: Adam's 'AK Show' is over. He's no Terry Wogan. Now Luke A's taken the mic to interrogate Adam. Nice improv going on.
11.23am: Luke S and Deana are making a good cleaning team.
Luke A, meanwhile, catches a few rays
11.34am: Luke S has got his t shirt tucked into his underpants. Is that a thing now, or is he malfunctioning, wardrobe-wise?
LukeS
You're so vain
You probably think this show is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this show is about you
Don't you? Don't you? 
11.46am: Luke S and Deana finish their tidy. "Proud of ya, Dean" says Luke S. "Thankyou, sir!" says Deana.
12.06pm: Looks like a task is about to begin. Our finalists are all sitting down in a row.
12.14pm: HMs are being talked through clips from the series individually. Nina Myskow's doing the honours! Luke A's up first.
12.22pm: Luke S is sharing his feelings with Nina, who says she's enjoyed watching him immensely.
wonder if that should be LukeA 
12.27pm: Luke S is talking to Nina now. He says he feels he "helped Ashleigh to open up". Awww.
12.35pm: Nina gives Luke S a slightly harder time. He admits he's a little vain and says it's hard getting over the #BBWhiteRoom
12.49pm: Deana's with Nina. The other housemates can't stop saying the enjoyable rhyme "Deana with Nina" and "Nina with Deana".
Day 68: Today's task
12 mins ago
Get set for todayâs task because it's currently going down in the garden!
It's going to involve a little media training for our remaining housemates as they get ready for leaving the cosy environs of the House.
Adam, Deana, Luke A, Luke S and Deana will all be trained in how to deal with their newfound fame by media guru and Bit On The Side regular, Nina Myskow.
Nina will be giving our finalists a one-on-one session this morning, speaking to them about their strengths and weaknesses, showing them clips to demonstrate examples. Prepare for a wealth of cringe-faces as they watch their own performances back with the benefit of hindsight â and remember Nina's got a rep for refusing to take prisoners!
Later on, Nina will give all housemates a group session in general media training. She'll take them through a series of exercises and role-plays demonstrating how the housemates should deal with a variety of situations. She'll show the gang how to perfect their wave when they leave the Big Brother House and help them work on their gracious 'winner' or 'loser' face.
At the end of the session, if Nina judges that all Housemates have successfully Trained For Fame, they'll pass their task and be treated to a cocktail and canapÃĐs party.
What better way to celebrate their status as our final five?
Day 68: Five happy housemates
23 mins ago
Last night saw the housemates make their way through what was rather a big evening.
Having endured a double eviction that saw Scott and Ashleigh depart the House, our finalists woke to an alarm which was quickly followed by an announcement from Big Brother. But this wasn't the usual information about microphone battery replacements or areas of the House being inexplicably out of bounds. It wasn't ominous news of the latest gruelling task either. Instead, BB congratulated Adam, Deana, Luke A, Luke S and Sara for making it to the final five. Positive vibes to kick off a sunny day.
Our friends are coming down from last night's madness â which included watching a live episode of Bit On The Side through the patio doors â in their own individual ways. Sara jumped out of bed to apply make-up, tootling through her memories of last night, getting particularly excited about hearing her pal Kirsty on the phone. Deana also spoke about all the interesting footage they were shown, and asked lots of questions as she tried to piece together the past few weeks. Luke S was slightly more detached than the rest, but still smiling despite copping flak last night for that 'agent' talk he had weeks ago. Luke A was grinning and a smile still remains on his face. It's unlikely to leave until Monday, in fact. And as for Adam? Well, to put it mildly, Adam was buzzing.
The Dudley dude's on cloud nine, wandering around the house freestyling a few lines here and there - "If they hate it, they hate it - but we still here, yo" â wondering when he'll get his hands on a quality cigar and even taking some time out to create his own chat format. Improvising "The AK Show" with Luke A, he made a slightly wooden host, but his enthusiasm was pretty infectious.
As Deana and Luke S make a job of getting the House back in order, the freshness of the bungalow echoes the newfound spirit of happiness that's sweeping through the walls this morning.
It'd be hard to argue that they haven't got a right to be this happy. They're our 2012 finalists, after all.
Deana and Luke S make a pretty hot clean-team
Adam was all smiles this morning
Sara seemed pretty dizzy with happy vibes when she woke up
Luke A shares a joke with Adam in their regular smoking haunt
Deana's a happy dish-washer
Despite a few boos last night, Luke S is loving the experience
