1.45pm: Lauren is singing 'Magic Moments', she just squeezed a spot for Conor - isn't that nice?
1.50pm "If China started growing it would take all the oil", Sara. The HMs talk world travel, social class and babies.
1.57pm: Chris said the toilet "looked like a crime scene" this moning. Nice
2:31pm: Sara is helping Caroline put her make up on. She's being very generous with the blusher
2:44pm: Luke A, Lydia and Benedict are talking about how social media sites have completely changed the world
Piscean Caroline is already organising the big bash for her 21st birthday next year and all the housemates are invited (really?). She has chosen The Great Gatsby as the theme. Mummy and Daddy will be there too, in fairness, they sound like a laugh. She gave the guys a few style pointers too; they should wear red bowties and white tuxes. The girls can go "tootally OTT" with "head things"(fascinators?), white gloves and very fancy dresses. Becky has been given special permission to wear her dressing gown to the event. Nice!
It's secret task time in the Big Brother House. This afternoon Caroline will be called to the Diary Room where Big Brother will set her a mission to convince two of her fellow housemates that she is, in actual fact, related to the Royal family.
Caroline will choose which two people she would like to confide in. If Big Brother is satisfied that the two housemates totally believe her, then she will win cream tea for her and the two housemates that she targeted. If she blows it they will receive nothing.
Check the website throughout the day to see how she gets on.
You`ve done a grand job MrsH 
Evening all 
3.14pm: Adam's rapping: "I got Milli Vanilli arm sweat, I don't got the Benedict bod-ay,but I got a cute face indeed.." Hit?
3.30pm: Caroline has been set a secret task. She has to convince 2 HMs that she's related to the royal family to win cream tea.
3:36pm: Caroline chose to tell Sara and Lauren. So far so good. Caroline has demonstrated excellent restraint + acting skills
3.44pm: All the boys are working out in the garden. Here's a snap of the body Benedict... RT if you like :-P
4.20pm: Lauren's talking to Benedict about how well she and Caroline and Sara are getting along.
4.45pm: Deana's epilator has magically reappeared in her drawer...
5.15pm: Luke S is schooling Lauren on the relative nutritional values of chips. The chunkier the better, in potatoes as in life.
5.30pm: Arron is in the hot tub with Conor. Will he still be in a position to take a dip tomorrow?
5.50pm: Deana and Luke s are discussing how being in the House is making them paranoid.
That crafty trickster Caroline seems to be pulling the wool over both Sara and Lauren's eyes with her Royal Deception task.
Her fibbing seemed worryingly convincing as she told Sara and Lauren that her father (Daddy 'Duke of Konovan' Wharram) and Mummy (just Mummy) didn't want her in the House but at a Royal picnic engagement; "there's a party in the palace today", she said.
Caroline Rose Wharram of Konovan just ran with it. She was seen smudging her makeup and pretend-crying to cover up her embarrassment, but we know she was cracking up inside. They turned into a little gang earlier, wearing furs and traipsing around the House. "Do I look like Princess Eugenie" asked Caroline.
This task shows that Caroline is a good sport, and damn funny. But what about poor self-confessed royalist, Sara, and lonely Jersey farm tomboy Lauren? The latter was gushing with excitement in the kitchen a few minutes ago, telling Benedict how happy she was that she's finally bonding with "the girls".
Check back very soon to find out if they won cream tea courtesy of Big Brother.
You`ve done a grand job MrsH
Evening all
thank you 
You`ve done a grand job MrsH
Evening all
thank you
6.01pm: Conor has revealed what he will be wearing tonight. Can you guess what it is?
A watch? 
6.12pm: Caroline passed her task and won herself, Lauren and Sara a Royal high tea. Look at the happiness.
6.13pm: "The best part is they played 'God save the Queen'" announces Queen lover,Sara.
You`ve done a grand job MrsH
Evening all
thank you
Cheers Mrs H and Scotty .
6.20pm: Luke S and Ashleigh seem to be back on. We can't keep up with this pair. How long will it last
6.35pm: Sara is in the bedroom on her own humming the national anthem. Will we be seeing a repeat
6.51pm: Arron said if he stays he is going to play games with Deana. Will he get the chance or should he teach Chris the rules?
erin
erin
I keep missing you ,hope your well .
7.03pm: Grubs up. We spy sausages. Could there be trouble tonight? #bbuklive
erin
I keep missing you ,hope your well .
I`m okay thanks erin, hope things are good with you.
7.18pm: Lots of primping, preening and eviction outfit planning. They better look good later.
Evening gals
I've done a double u-turn - Chris winning isn't even ruled out now 
7.37pm: Whose eviction outfit are you most looking forward to seeing? We'll be bringing you a gallery later to feast your eyes on.
ArrON or ArrOFF? ChrIS staying or ChrISN'T staying? Get your vote in! http://bit.ly/KDyVhn #bbeviction #bbuk #arronvschris
7.45pm: Shievonne and Benedict are enoying bathroom banter. "We must stop meeting like this," quips Mama Shiv.
Evening gals
I've done a double u-turn - Chris winning isn't even ruled out now
Evening velvet
He`s a cracker! We`ve got to keep him in - get voting!
Evening gals
I've done a double u-turn - Chris winning isn't even ruled out now
Evening velvet
He`s a cracker! We`ve got to keep him in - get voting!
Okay...I'll give him 3 now they're 33p
Evening gals
I've done a double u-turn - Chris winning isn't even ruled out now
Evening velvet
He`s a cracker! We`ve got to keep him in - get voting!
Okay...I'll give him 3 now they're 33p
*Drumroll* Two hours to the Channel 5 show. ArrON or ArrOFF? Get your votes in for the second eviction. http://bit.ly/KDyVhn
8.01pm: The HMs are STILL getting ready. Luke S is so bored he's having a cheeky nap.
Having won her task by convincing Lauren and Sara that she is, in fact, HRH Caroline Rose Wharram of Konovan, Caroline earned herself and her two duped pals a Royal High Tea. It's safe to say the trio were a little bit pleased when they entered the secret room BB had made over with Union Jack flags and a spread of Royal sweet treats. Sara, who got emotional last week over her intense love for the Queen, must have felt like she'd won the lottery. The girls feasted, waved their flags and sung a rousing version of the National Anthem. When they'd stuffed themselves to capacity they brought out the remains to share with the other housemates. We are most amused.
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You`ve done a grand job MrsH
Evening all
thank you
Cheers Mrs H and Scotty .
and to you Erin we all do our bit as and when we can
oh and Velvet
8.12pm: Housemates are hastily applying fake tan and straightening their hair. Luke S is asleep. Is he pretty enough already?
Hi MrsH
erin
8.40pm: Bex ain't looking too happy in her curlers. What do you think is on her mind?
The kitchen`s closed until further notice?
8.40pm: Bex ain't looking too happy in her curlers. What do you think is on her mind?
The kitchen`s closed until further notice?
I just hope she's got a Plan B.
Or Professor Green.
There is a spoiler on TIBB and it's only 21.19
Spoiler from secret squirrel on DS.What is going on!
HM star signs
adam virgo
deana capricorn
lauren virgo
luke A virgo
conor leo
luke s taurus
sara aries
caroline pisces
benedict taurus
scott taurus
vonne cancer
ashleigh cancer
chris virgo
arron gemini
becky scorpio
