6.42pm: Deana is putting her rollers in whilst Scott regales her with his best Withnail & I quotes. His Monty is very good, but she.
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by MrsH:
I'm back 
My chicken salad awaits
Catch you later MrsH and all
enjoy it 
6.52pm: Becky is giving Scott a language test, reading French instructions from a sunscreen bottle. He is doing very well.
6.58pm: In The White Room, Conor is whistling. Luke S does not seem to be enjoying these musical stylings
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7.19pm: Luke S and Conor pull faces to amuse themselves in the Corridor of Uncertainty.
These are desperate times for the boys.
7.27pm: Scott's talking Ashleigh through the films of Roman Polanski.
The Rosemary's Baby synopsis has her confused.
7.41pm: While Scott yammers on about something or other, morale in the Corridor of Uncertainty seems to be nosediveing
Originally Posted by MrsH:
7.41pm: While Scott yammers on about something or other, morale in the Corridor of Uncertainty seems to be nosediveing
Their tiny cogs are grinding about how they are going to look good whilst throwing the other under a bus! 
7.50pm: Conor's colourful food has arrived. He's tucking in with gusto.
Beside him a despondent Luke S is separating grains.
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Their tiny cogs are grinding about how they are going to look good whilst throwing the other under a bus!
8.02pm: Goodness, Scott just set an algebra problem for Luke A, Adam and Ashleigh. Can you calculate y he did that?
8.21pm: Conor's finished his slap-up din-dins and is now watching Luke S work.
This is potentially worse than watching paint dry
8.34pm: It's cosy in the main House as everyone chats about car preferences. Luke A doesn't understand Beetles. Let it be, son.
Day 59: Faces of boredom
1 hour ago
Between tasks, there's not much to do in BB's White Room. That's why they call it an endurance task. Enduring the company of a fellow housemate when there's literally nothing to do besides looking at a glaring bright light or your own reflection would be a test of anyone's mettle.
Luckily, Luke S and Conor have a strategy. In their downtime - which lasts for long, long stretches of time - they pull faces. It's a relaxing and constructive way to spend the time - far more constructive than meditating or sharing your hopes and fears. So let's join The White Room's duo as they do funny faces. And let us share in the joy.
Only a day to go chaps. Keep your chins up.
Luke S does his best Gene Simmons
This is the point at which Luke S's tongue gave birth to a baby tongue
The G force sets in
Luke S tries to spread his facial condition to Conor
Face overboard. Repeat: Face overboard
Gurn, baby gurn
8.49pm: This House harmony is good for the soul but, "I think I might have a bath" does not make for great viewing.
9.10pm: It's #manvsmoth - the sequel. Dun-dun-dah. Who will triumph?
9.25pm: We're beginning to think that Scott may be part-fish - he spends a lot of time soaking in the tub.
9.39pm: Luke and Adam are talking to Big B in the DR. Luke A just winked at Big B. Hope he's not getting fresh
9.51pm: Luke S is lying down with closed eyes and a thoughtful expression. Maybe his imagination is providing colour.
10.03pm: Scott is talking about becoming a journalist. Would you read his column?
10.34pm: Luke A and Adam are discussing Keanu Reeves's career path.
We welcome your thoughts on this subject
10.50pm: We like the idea of putting a pillow by the edge of pool and reclining into it while in the pool.
Good shout, Deana
10.57pm: The bubbly and beer is out. Let's hope it livens up our languid HMs. They're so chilled.
11.10am: Luke A and Becky agree that sitting in a hot tub with your beloved when it's snowing is great.
We wouldn't know. *sniff*.
speaking again then are we Becky
11.13pm: Nice dynamic right now. Outsiders in the tub with Insiders and Floaters in the Smoking Area.
Peace throughout the land.
11.16pm: Bit different in the #BBWhiteRoom mind you. Conor's trying to survive by covering his entire head with a towel
Day 59: The price of peace
54 mins ago
Peace and harmony, ain't it great? You can't knock peace and harmony.
Yet peace and harmony has reigned in the House for most of the day with Insiders and Outsiders putting their considerable differences aside in order to chill on the sofas talking about interesting stuff like what cars they enjoy.
Apart from a few scuffles with a moth and Becky and Sara teasing each other like a pair of schoolyard crushes, hanging out and chatting fraff is literally all that has taken place, and we mean literally as in 'actually', not the obscure meaning Becky has assigned to it.
And how is this working out for our six pals in the main House? Well, they seem very bored. This promised land of friendship and harmony has proven to be less interesting than listening to spending four days in a white room as part of an endurance task.
While that in itself is not interesting the implications of it are. Although most of us dream of settling down in a tranquil bubble, free from dramatic highs and lows, it would seem that without these highs and lows we're left a little fed up.
Take note, people, enjoy your dramatic lives! They're better than the alternative.
11.27pm: BB grills Conor hard, all about Deana and Luke A. "My missus seems to know more about their gameplan than me" he says.
11.29pm: BB- "What's your favourite colour?" C- "Cream". BB- "It's been lovely talking to you". C- "Please don't go"
Peace will always be in the house as long as ringleader Conor is banged up in the white room..
11.32pm: Ashleigh tells Becky about when Conor told her he'd split any winnings with her.
Wonder if that statement still stands...