8.47pm: Luke A reflects on how Luke S was irked by Arron's misdeeds but not Caroline's. "It's because she's powerful" he reckons.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Sorry for not replying to your comments peeps. I`ve got the plumber here, something`s gone wrong with my waterworks 
They`re switching it off in a bit so I`m filling up buckets and trying to update at the same time. Multi tasking
Hope it's nothing serious and he's reputable 
And you're waterworks are fully functional soon Scotty
Don`t know what the problem is yet velvet, he`s coming back in the morning to have a proper look at my waterworks He`s my BIL`s pal and top notch at his job 
For you >>>>
8.59pm: Becky's worried that the chocolate supply will get sabotaged. Sabotage on top of sabotage. It's multi-layered, this one
Not so bad you know him Scotty - Fife's the land of rip off when they see a woman
Still..hope they sort it out tomorrow 
9.08pm: #Lushleigh tell Conor how unhappy they are with Luke A as he dips in the pool. Conor's clearly not getting involved.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Not so bad you know him Scotty - Fife's the land of rip off when they see a woman
Still..hope they sort it out tomorrow
Dundee`s the same velvet. Been diddled quite a few times but I`m wiser now
Thanks
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Not so bad you know him Scotty - Fife's the land of rip off when they see a woman
Still..hope they sort it out tomorrow
Dundee`s the same velvet. Been diddled quite a few times but I`m wiser now
Thanks
It goes without saying 
9.23pm: Luke S is eating mounds of meat in the Diary Room. Could this be a meat-tastic Personality Bingo reward?
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Not so bad you know him Scotty - Fife's the land of rip off when they see a woman
Still..hope they sort it out tomorrow
Dundee`s the same velvet. Been diddled quite a few times but I`m wiser now
Thanks
It goes without saying
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Not so bad you know him Scotty - Fife's the land of rip off when they see a woman
Still..hope they sort it out tomorrow
Dundee`s the same velvet. Been diddled quite a few times but I`m wiser now
Thanks
It goes without saying
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9.40pm: Deana, Adam and Luke A are smiling at last. They're in the Living Area taking stock.
9.44pm: Luke S tucks into his Personality Bingo spoils. MEAT.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Not so bad you know him Scotty - Fife's the land of rip off when they see a woman
Still..hope they sort it out tomorrow
Dundee`s the same velvet. Been diddled quite a few times but I`m wiser now
Thanks
It goes without saying
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Gotcha
10.01pm: Caroline's been called to the Diary Room. No doubt for a little sweet talking.
10.11pm: Scott reminds himself that 'it's just a silly show'. A fact confirmed by BB reminding him to put his microphone back on.
10.24pm: Sara joins Adam and Luke A in the garden, quickly followed by Scott. They're talking over a frantic afternoon.
10.28pm: Scott's considering a jaunt to Sardinia after his BB experience. That'll be nice.
10.32pm: Luke S and Ashleigh still aren't too happy with Luke A. Caroline tells them he's making them looking idiotic.
10.41pm: Caroline laughs at the idea that she's 'powerful'. 'Just because I've got a posh voice doesn't mean I'm a snob' she says.
10.53pm: Scott's speaking civilly with Caroline in the bedroom. Caroline's beginning to worry about how it'll all be perceived.
Day 53: Meaty treats for our cheesiest housemate
54 mins ago
After all the shopping list drama â no tobacco, no sustenance, a diet of pure confectionary for the week â Luke S was probably hugely relieved to receive some alone time in the Diary Room. While the House fell into a frosty atmosphere, divided right down the centre, Big Brother called the boy from Stoke in for his Personality Bingo reward.
Luke S had correctly guessed that he's considered cheesy by his fellow housemates and, though he wasn't served up a cheese feast as might have been appropriate, he was at least compensated protein-wise by a vast portion of meaty treats.
Meat, meat, meat! That's what was on the menu. From chicken to mackerel, all of Luke S's meat demands were covered and he sat down to an almighty chow down session, all on his lonesome.
Even for Luke S, this might seem like protein-overload but bear in mind he's got to survive on chickpeas and chocolate for the rest of the week. To add insult to injury there isnât even any cheese for the cheesiest housemate to chow down on.
11:04pm Adam is chatting with Deana as she chills out in the hot tub. Meanwhile Conor is 'manscaping' in the shower. Nice.
11:14pm Luke S is back in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. No massive plates of meat in front of him this time though
11:29pm Caroline is teaching Becky how to speak 'posh' like her. To be fair to her Becky's impression is actually quite good
11:44pm Caroline has finally taken the towel off her head and is frantically brushing her disobedient hair into some sort of shape
12.05am: Scott and Caroline are having a chat about nightclubs in London. The shopping list thing is forgiven and forgotten
12.14pm: Deana's telling Luke A and Adam about mosquito bites she's suffered historically. Sounds painful.
12.19am: Ashleigh's popping Luke S's blackheads. If you want pictorial evidence, just say the word.
Calling it a night Scotty.
Thanks for the updates 
See you the morra
12.27am: Here's Ashleigh busting some blackheads on Luke S's schnoz. Delightful. . #bbuklive #lushleigh pic.twitter.com/iyGPfFNY
Normally post pics but I`m not looking at that, no way!
Originally Posted by Scotty:
12.27am: Here's Ashleigh busting some blackheads on Luke S's schnoz. Delightful. . #bbuklive #lushleigh pic.twitter.com/iyGPfFNY
Normally post pics but I`m not looking at that, no way!
Thanks for not posting them Scotty, not something I'd enjoy seeing 
Originally Posted by Scotty:
11:29pm Caroline is teaching Becky how to speak 'posh' like her. To be fair to her Becky's impression is actually quite good
However they speak it's just a load of annoying crap that comes out of their mouth 
Originally Posted by Scotty:
10.32pm: Luke S and Ashleigh still aren't too happy with Luke A. Caroline tells them he's making them looking idiotic.
I've not come across anything so far as to why they're annoyed with Luke A 
Originally Posted by Scotty:
12.27am: Here's Ashleigh busting some blackheads on Luke S's schnoz. Delightful. . #bbuklive #lushleigh pic.twitter.com/iyGPfFNY
Normally post pics but I`m not looking at that, no way!
I don't blame you and thank you profusely for not inflicting it on us either
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Calling it a night Scotty.
Thanks for the updates
See you the morra
You`re welcome
The sun`ll come out the morra bet your bottom dollar that the morra there`ll be sun! See you then
Nite velvet, sleep well
12.30am: A muted 'happy birthday' from #Lushleigh to Conor. There's not really much of a party mood.
12.38am: Luke S's facial treatment at the hands of Ashleigh is done. They're off to bed. Only The Outsiders are around.
12.44am: Deana's pondering Lauren. 'Lauren might have been popular and just unlucky to be against you', she tells Luke A.
12.46am: Conor's reached the age of 25, by the way. 'I've reached half a century!' he says.
Thick as mince