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1.05pm: Some garden bugs are generating grunts of disgust


1.12pm: Things are getting awfully grown up (also known as 'boring') as mortgage chat hits. Lydia wants to "maximise" her house."


1.21pm: Chris is asking Lauren, "are there bailiffs where you come from?" Jersey's not the outback, love


1.30pm: Ashleigh is massaging Luke S. Luke S is wearing pink and baby blue sunglasses and loving it. 


1.43pm: Luke S: "I've put redheads on the map". Is he on your map?


1.50pm: Ashleigh has used ancient schoolgirl science to calculate that she and Luke S are 64 percent compatible



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6.35pm: Alright for some, Becky. She's swimming in the pool with cool shades. Enjoy the sun while it lasts!

 

6.57pm: More romance is brewing. Housemates are matchmaking Caroline and Chris. Could work?

 

7.02pm: 'I'm so attracted to you it hurts' says Chris to Caroline. Stand by, friends. is happening.

 

7.11pm: Chris says Caroline's 'not his type' but he's still going to try and woo her this evening.

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Day 9: Feeling the burn

 

6 hours ago

Another day, another chance for the gorgeous men of the Big Brother House to make themselves even more gorgeous. Wearing nearly-matching pale-blue shorts, Arron and Conor enjoyed a joint work-out session in the garden. They used impressive improvisation skills to source 4 litre bottles of milk and bicep curled the hell out of them. At one point Arron was seen weightlifting a broom. Not sure that'll do much, petal. They must have looked like they were having a pretty swell time as Lauren felt the need to get involved. Maybe it was just an excuse to inhales those sexy pheromones...

 

 

 

 

 


Day 9: The bromance continues

3 hours ago

After their little round of bathroom bonding on Day 7, it seems like Luke S is hungry for more quality time with Dudley's coolest export. As Adam sat in the bedroom flossing his pearly whites, Luke S appeared before him like an anxious-to-please handmaiden.

First on the agenda was what those messy ladies have done to the bedroom. "We need to get a real clean on," said Adam, half-distracted by hard-to-reach places inside his mouth. Luke S lunged across the room naming and shaming the owners of the worst-kept bed areas.

From somewhere in a remote corner, Conor was heard swearing in disbelief.

"You always hear about girls being messy but you don't really see it till you live with more than one," said Adam. "Tampons are out," he continued. "Just chilling," agreed Luke S, a little too eagerly. We understand his excitement. Adam's the most popular housemate for a reason.

Conor left the bedroom leaving the two alone. This meant conversational foreplay was over and it was time for the real deal. Luke S got in there stat by asking Adam who he'd prefer to leave out of Arron and Chris.

"Chris, I think that's well-known."

"I don't know why I even asked the question," said Luke S, sounding gutted that he'd wasted the House elder's time.

Adam, still meticulously flossing his teeth, explained his reasons for disfavouring Arron. "He doesn't really do anything. Yesterday, he was on the line so he picked up a trash bag and collected some cans. That was cool...But otherwise, to the group as a whole, which is how I'm looking at it, he doesn't really contribute anything."

He then revealed that they'll be serious shake-up in terms of who he nominates next week. Will he stick to his guns? All will become clear in time...

 

 

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