Probably... but at least I have eyebrows.

Oooh! Quick glimpse of Ben. That's probably it for tonight.

I go for kn*bheads.   Rachel, may I introduce you to JJ,

Q.E.D

Can't take Ben seriously with all that glitter under his nose.

what was shining on Ben's upper lip?

Oh.. was it glitter?  Thanks heavens for that..

The thing is: he's been saying repeatedly for ages that he only sees Josie like a sister. Some people have just chosen not to listen...

I'm still not entirely convinced... he was asked the other day about her and he said something like he would do anything "in there".

I know Eugene.....but today as you pointed out, everything is fake...so does that mean....Oh heck, who cares

Steve in Keeley's bed ,yuck.

I know...I'd have tipped him out.

He didn't 'almost kiss your nipple' Rachel... you almost smothered him with your booblies.

And him a born again virgin.

Wasn't that he wouldn't do anything in there? He's said that a few times, and repeated it there on HLs.
It's the possibility that something might happen outside the house that's been keeping a lot of the JJJ fan's going...

sniffing her pillow???????

It doesn't bear thinking about!

Sniffing her pillow?????

This is shoite

Yes, that's what I meant to type Eugene, thanks.      So you see why I'm not convinced?  As ditty said the other day - outside the house, a night on the lash and who knows what would happen between them?

Snap Kaytee!

When they get out I think the BB couple will be JJ and Keeva .

Yeah, fair point.
Goodness knows, we don't to take the no-mance too seriously. For anyone in danger of doing so, I advise taking a trip to the official C4 site and having a look at the comments from all the JJJ fans. Therein lies true madness!

She has a boyfriend...well she thinks she has...he's probably still running

I don't think I could take that

Im sure I remember Josie saying to Caiomhe that she does not fancy JJ

True.  Mario asked him directly last night / this morning and JJ confirmed that. He regards Josie similarly to how he regards Mario.
Mario asked if he would fancy having sex with her and JJ said No.

God JJ.... if they cut you in half you'd have 'gulllible' written all the way through you.

The supposed 'shock' of swapping from Josie to Kev will sell shed loads more copies of Crud, More Crud and Crud Weekly.

Keeley... don't say John Terry...

So who was it then???

Keeley has gone out with five footballers 'by accident'...she's giving Danielle Lloyd a run for her money

..also known as Pass The Parcel.

Ashley Cole, John Terry for starters, Jermaine Defoe and a couple more dipsticks perhaps

"Moles got the moves"

Jaybus Keever....your dress sense is heinous(ping!)

Corin why do you want to meet footballers.

Interesting to see Caoimhe playing with the popcorn there: last night, she was the one complaining the loudest about getting served a kids' party...