Time for another quick break eh?

I'll do the jokes.

There's still another 30 minutes to go.

Did you hear what he said yesterday when the others had all finished talking "now for the one that really matters" has he got an OBE? (Old Big ead)

Simon takes arrogance to a whole new level.

Hope this isn't going out abroad or Southern Spain.

Why?

Alesha is much better on this show than she was on Strictly. She is quite honest in her comments, without being cruel.

Cos it was pants emotional blackmail.

That is the why  

I can't disagree with you.

This lot aren't synchronised enough for me. They are not in time with each other.

I offer my services to towel the girls down.

I can tell we are on the same hymnsheet as we tread vicariosly through life's golden path  

Indeed.

I just keep putting one foot in front of the other and hope for the best.

I dont even need to hear this Ryan guy to know he's going to win tonight.

He has certainly had the most publicity.

There's nothing dark horse about it is there? Surely he's one of the front runners.

Why tho?   he's nothing special,  and he belongs on a singing contest show.

Too many bland average singing acts on BGT, IMO.

In a sellers handicap maybees   

I would have thought so, Soozy.

I don't care who goes through tonight.

 Aquabatique should win tonight, they were the best act by far....but sadly, we all know whats going to happen, Ryan will win the semi tonight, and wrongly so.

Two nights in a row that almost the same type bland singers will win the semis.

I don't think I do either.

I love the girls in the aquarium and I like the last singer, although his voice needs to be a bit stronger.

Disappointed Ryan won tonight but im not surprised,  the nation loves a pretty face.

Result.

I didn't enjoy tonight's show. I thought Ryan was a given to win, and at least his material was original. Pudsey's still my favourite 

Jonathan and Charlotte to win

well Jonathan really

'citing  

Jesus, Simon gets his own way then, The Bend get into the final.

The 10 finest acts in britain AND The Bend get into the final of BGT.

This is awful.

I quite liked it.

I liked it too  

I LOVE The Bend...erm Mend!  

David telling him he wouldn't feel the benefit (if he didn't take his coat off) in the audition is my FAVE moment of the series. It made me laugh so much!  

Ladies, I know they are "cute" but they can't sing, and we've seen a million acts like them before.

Yes .............he has made this series for me - so many funny quips.

This show should be called The Spring X Factor.

The Mend should change their name to The Bend, then their "fans" can be called The Benders.

But ........there's a swimming act, a dog act, a dance act and ............everyone there is by the public vote.