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Q:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:

One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this f***'in house knows HOW to change a f***'in light bulb! They don't even know that the f***'in bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE f***'in DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the f***'in chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME F***'IN SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO F***'ER EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE F***'IN PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE F***'IN HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE F***'IN TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry.
What was the question?

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bigdaddyostrichMember

What's the difference between PMT and BSE?

One's a mad cow disease

The other's an agricultural problem

5/22/0912:11 AM

ScrumtumMember

OMG thats jokessssssss but soooooooooo rude!!!!!

5/22/0912:20 AM

bigdaddyostrichMember

quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
OMG thats jokessssssss but soooooooooo rude!!!!!

You seem tense

5/22/0912:23 AM

suzybeanMember

why did I think this was going to be about Prime Minister's questions?

5/22/0912:42 AM

bigdaddyostrichMember

quote:
Originally posted by suzybean:
why did I think this was going to be about Prime Minister's questions?

You tense, too?

5/22/0912:43 AM

Bagel QueenMember

quote:
Originally posted by suzybean:
why did I think this was going to be about Prime Minister's questions?

I did too suzy..honest!!

5/22/0912:44 AM

bigdaddyostrichMember

Is it full moon, or something?

5/22/0912:44 AM

LuxorMember

And then the man says it doesn't need changed, you only have to switch it on with the little white switch on the wall. Shouting at it as you do everything, does not make it work.

5/22/0912:46 AM

TrollopMember

quote:
Originally posted by suzybean:
why did I think this was going to be about Prime Minister's questions?

Mornin wifey

5/22/0912:52 AM

Blue Diamond (Ben's Buddy 11)Member

5/22/0912:52 AM

Stranger DangerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Bigdaddyostrich:
quote:
Originally posted by Scrumtum:
OMG thats jokessssssss but soooooooooo rude!!!!!

You seem tense

You stole my catchphrase

elmos friendMember

PoolsharkMember

How many light bulbs does it take to change an MP?

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