As 31 January is the deadline for personal tax returns, HMRC has today revealed 10 excuses used by people for being late in previous years:
The following bizarre, exotic and flimsy excuses have all been used by tardy taxpayers:
My pet goldfish died (self-employed builder);
I had a run-in with a cow (Midlands farmer);
After seeing a volcanic eruption on the news, I couldnât concentrate on anything else (London woman);
My wife wonât give me my mail (self-employed trader);
My husband told me the deadline was 31 March, and I believed him (Leicester hairdresser);
Iâve been far too busy touring the country with my one-man play (Coventry writer);
My bad back means I canât go upstairs. Thatâs where my tax return is (a working taxi driver);
Iâve been cruising round the world in my yacht, and only picking up post when Iâm on dry land (South East man);
Our business doesnât really do anything (Kent financial services firm); and
Iâve been too busy submitting my clientsâ tax returns (London accountant).
All of these people and businesses received a ÂĢ100 penalty from HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC) for filing late. They appealed against the decision using these excuses, but were unsuccessful.
HMRCâs Director General of Personal Tax, Ruth Owen, said:
There will always be unforeseen events that mean a taxpayer could not file their tax return on time. However, your pet goldfish passing away isnât one of them.