hope you are all right about the sun thing. i cant believe they can just decide to evict him cos he failed a tot task.

I really do not believe that BB would do that.  Anyway, I'm sure Ben will do an excellent stand up routine.  We must have faith in him.

It cannot possibly be right that a popular HM could be evicted without the public vote surely that is against everything BB stands for?

Hope we can get together for a chat Joyron, let me know what's happening in your life.  I do try to pop into El Loro's thread in The Lounge from time to time

Hello Buddies.
Check out Rawky's thread, apparently it doesn't say that Ben will be evicted, only that he will leave the house. It doesn't say how long he will leave the house for - it could be ten minutes, then goes back in. Fingers crossed.

hes walking around with his boards on saying i am a joke. seems to be sticking to it.
will be watching between now and tomorrow night very closely.

I did try posting in there Squiggle but it got a bit "booky" and I felt out of my depth.  I will try and post a message in there tomorrow morning sometime to tell you what I've been up to.

As regards Ben there is NO WAY he will be sent packing from the house because of this "stunt". 

Nah, he is nothing like our Freddie.  There is only one Freddie!

That would create such a huge row I can't believe it either.  What happened there Han, I quoted from your post and then it disappeared

i havent been able to quote for ages squiggs. the forums always doing funny things to me

Tell me it isn't true

Ben was talking earlier on LF and said that he had contemplated just walking out on the first night as he felt out of his comfort zone.  I would not be overly surprised if the cumulative effect of sitting there all day wearing a sandwich board reading "I AM A JOKE" and this ordeal tomorrow night caused him just to quit   Bad form for BB I think, they seem hell bent on humiliating him

Oh it's so unfair  It is just because it's him.

All those with LF can you just check it, mine is frozen

We MUST have more faith in him.  Personally I think the crowd will be good and he will get a lift from the experience.  At least that's what I'm hoping!!!

Joyron I do hope you are right, I am probably being over pessimistic but I am a bit cynical about BB bosses, I just don't trust them.

He might even get coached by Steve and Dave, that's if they are aware of what he has to do.

I am hoping that the crowd are nice to him and don't give him a bad time.  He seems quite sensitive and desperately wants to be liked and if they treat him bad - I fear that will make his stay awful in the house  If he stays that is.

I worry his level of wit will fly straight over the heads of the baying mob.

If they give him a hard time, then that is bang out of order.  I am hoping the public have a bit of compassion in them and a bit of decency about them.

We can always write a few jokes and get it to him over the wall.

I want him to be cheered - my jokes would fall very flat

Mine too, I only have one party joke and it's twenty years old.

It's probably the one I know

Let's have yours first.

This has to be told in a scouse accent (don't ask why)

A little lad was helping his dad with the decorating and his dad runs out of fags.  He says to his son "pop to the corner shop for me and get me 20 Embassy". The lad says "what if they don't have any?" and his dad says "well get me anything".  10 mins later the lad returns and says to his dad "they didn't have any, so I got you an apple"

I thank you *bows*

Come on let's have yours.

I think I have posted this joke on here before.

A man goes home and starts packing his suitcase. His wife asks him, what are you doing? he replied packing, she said yes but where are you going? He replied "to Tahiti", she asked why there?
He replied, because I have heard that every time you make love to a woman you get £5. He carries on packing then turns around and sees her packing, he asks her where are you going? She replies Tahiti, he asks Why? She replies I want to see how you can live on £5 a year.

I think you win - your's is much better.

Thank you, I am not good at remembering jokes but this one is my favourite.

Off to bed now, loving the jokes, hope to see many more in the morning from our night owl Ben's Buddies, will try to rack my brains but I fear mine would be just so silly, I have a silly sense of humour and most people groan at mine

Evening Buddies

goodnight all xx

Morning all.  I am so disappointed to have no rib ticklers awaiting me this morning.  Hey ho, hope its a good day for all of us especially Ben.

Liverpool Lass re the Freddie thread, its not still going . If you read back through it we 'put it to bed' in a very dignified way with a toast to Figtree who we haven't heard from for ages, but darlo doesn't seem to have spotted it .  Catch up later


PS  Be sure to catch DiD's thread on Freddie quotes stolen from DS, its hilarious, our cheeky chappy certainly the best value for money in that house, bless him

Good mrning Squiggle.
Have you seen DiD's thread, entitled "Ben's Quotes"? It is full of Ben's one-liners and it had me in tears of laughter.

Squiggle, did you edit while I was posting, or did I miss part of your post?

Ha ha Yogi we must stop doing this   Yes I edited because I had just seen Did's thread Tee Hee

I hope our boy does well in his task tonight.

Yogi do you have LF on?  Ben was being such a sweetheart just now, really listening to Shabby.  He does not bear grudges, he is such a lovely guy .

Squiggle, you are so lucky to have LF.  I think because I don't have it that's the reason I just cannot get into this series.  I really hope Ben does well tonight.  I have every faith in him but I'm not sure how BB will deal with this. 

Aww Joyron I wish you had LF, I seem to remember you were having trouble because you had no credit card, did you try using your debit card?  Do you have a Paypal account?  I was the same in the Freddie thread, I saw your name and instinctively posted and then I saw I was in the Freddie thread