Sorry, phone rang!
Sweet dreams yogi, velvet & Ros 
Good morning everyone 
Fairly mild and patchy blue sky here. Dry at present, heavy rain forecast for the evening.
A correlation between Summer and prawn jalfrezi has been identified by scientists. They are carrying out further research to prove this is linked with pancakes and Christmas 
Summer, Pirate was defrauded a couple of months ago 
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https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/bust
Good morning I hope you all slept well
oh my word pirate 
that's terrible. Have the police taken any action? I'm gutted for you, I know how very hard you must work
squiggle, how are you feeling this morning?
El Loro posted:Good morning everyone
Fairly mild and patchy blue sky here. Dry at present, heavy rain forecast for the evening.
A correlation between Summer and prawn jalfrezi has been identified by scientists. They are carrying out further research to prove this is linked with pancakes and Christmas
Summer, Pirate was defrauded a couple of months ago
https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/bust
lol at ^^^^
Good morning everyone.
Weather is dry, if a little cloudy.
Waiting on a call from middle son, to find out whether he and DiL will be coming for tea tonight.
Have a good day everyone.
Hope you have a lovely day yogi
Good morning everyone, still cloudy but not quite as windy. Thanks for all your good wishes I am feeling much better this morning, especially after washing my hair.
Your meal last night sounds delicious Summer, I am glad you had a good birthday. Yogi I hope today goes well.
Rotten luck Pirate there are some real creeps in this world.
Enjoy your day everyone
Summer, I hope you have a good meal out with your friends tonight 
Yogi, I hope all systems are go with a visit from your middle son & DIL this evening
Squiggle, I'm pleased you are feeling much better this morning
When I went shopping this morning I saw two jack russells on guard duty at the shop entrance. They weren't tied up, just patiently waiting there. They must have been very well trained.
i just threw up in the toilet
A client of mine who is self employed seems not to have been paying his class 2 national insurance for a few years. (that should have been paid by direct debit or by cheque and doesn't go on the tax return, so accountants don't usually deal with that, though that does change from the tax year we are currently in).
The client has a very small pension so HMRC decided to collect this class 2 NI by adjusting his tax code for the pension.
However, that was rather silly as the pension is so small that even with the lower tax code, no tax gets deducted from the pension so the class 3 NI didin't get paid.
So I do the client's tax return. There is a box on the tax return for putting this uncollected money. But there's a problem. The way the self assessment tax is calculated is to bring in the smaller of that uncollected tax and the tax deducted from the pension which of course in nil.
The result is that it's impossible to pay the class 2 NI through this client's tax return.
That sounds complicated, El.
Squiggle, I'm glad you are feeling better.
Pirate, you make me laugh.
Off for a bath, then settling down to watch a dvd. Have a good evening everyone.
Hugs for the night owls.
Yogi, it is complicated. I'll need to confirm with the client that he didn't pay that class 2 NI, then get his instructions as to what to do in terms of informing the HMRC. The position is very unusual and it's possible that the HMRC will just have to write it off as it looks as if it's their systems at fault.
*night owls* I've had a lovely meal out with friends, we tried somewhere new and I would definitely go back again.
lol pirate
squiggle I'm glad you feel a bit better today
i hope you all sleep well, sweet dreams
Good morning everyone, very cloudy here too EL, yes thank you the cold is definitely clearing up - I've gone through a small mountain of tissues though.
How nice to discover a lovely new place to eat Summer, what did you have?
Enjoy your day everyone
Good morning everyone.
It has rained overnight and is overcast atm.
I'm glad you are on the mend, Squiggle.
El, it would be good for your client if HMRC will write off the money owed.
Summer, I'm glad you had a nice evening, and it's always nice to fine another good place to eat.
No visitors expected so I intend having a very lazy day.
Have a good day everyone.
Good morning it's rather windy here today.
Squiggle i'm glad you're on the mend and hope that you had a box of balm tissues I ate a bruschetta starter and then a chill & lime squid pasta dish, which was delicious. My friend had a birthday cake sent out as dessert, the candle was a big sparkly thing that opened up like a flower and revealed 8 smaller candles on the petals! I've never seen anything like it before 
what are everyone's plans today?
Squiggle, I'm glad that your cold is clearing up
Yogi, it's possible HMRC will write off that class 2 NI as it doesn't look as if it can be collected through the self assessment tax return system and the class 2 NI is no longer collected through the direct debit or billing system so the department who did that may have been disbanded.
Summer, that seems quite a clever candle display
Moonie, I'm not sure Cheltenham will get much from the game at Dover as Dover are fairly high in the league and Cheltenham has been a bit off the boil this year as 2 matches postponed due to bad weather & they've so far had just 2 draws.
Moonie posted:El, the first half was not good from Cheltenham. They looked least likely to score
The second half has started in the same fashion...
It hasn't helped with Cheltenham's captain being injured a couple of matches ago and is out for the rest of the season.
Hi moonie I hope you enjoyed the match
Well El, they got out of jail
Two goals in 55 seconds. One a pen, definitely was. Then a follow up goal to clinch the points and go clear at the top. Dover having scored after 84 minutes I believe 
The last quarter of an hour was brilliant
Hi Sweet
The game took a while to get going but ended up a good one
Hope you and Bramble are having a good day
That sounds exciting! Glad it was a good match
we've been for a long walk and done some housework, now we're just watching some tv
Moonie posted:El Loro posted:
Moonie, I see all the action took place at the end of the game, Dover 1 Cheltenham 2 so no change at the top with Cheltenham 2 points ahead of Forest Green.
El, Forest Green had been a point in front of Cheltenham until todays result
Forest Green were only ahead because they played yesterday
El Loro posted:Moonie posted:Moonie, I see all the action took place at the end of the game, Dover 1 Cheltenham 2 so no change at the top with Cheltenham 2 points ahead of Forest Green.
El, Forest Green had been a point in front of Cheltenham until todays result
Forest Green were only ahead because they played yesterday
My point being the lead had changed today, so Cheltenham did go back to top of the league 
evening
Thank you velvet, I'm still eating my way through the cake
how was your weekend?
Lots of footie chat in here today, good to see you back Moonie.
I'm off to find a dvd to watch. Goodnight and sweet dreams, Summer, Velvet and Ros.
Sorry velvet, my phone rang!
Sweet dreams both of you amd goodnight to any other night owls
night yogi velvet and summer
Good morning everyone, dry but cloudy this morning.
What a lovely idea that candle on your birthday cake Summer, how thoughtful. I hope you found a nice dvd to watch Yogi. I am considering re-watching Lark Rise all over again and possibly Pride & Prejudice, my favourite version of course.
Enjoy your day everyone
Good morning everyone.
Dry and mild, with grey sky.
Squiggle, I watched Outnumbered, a comedy which used to be on BBC.
Much better viewing that the awful CBB.
I liked Lark Rise to Candleford, it was a lovely series. I'll need to check it out on DVD.
Have a good day everyone.