Thanks DiD
They are very good.

Brilliant
And the best thing about it is he doesn't realise he's being funny

I know, some of the quotes in that thread have had me in stitches...I'm going to keep my eye on that one...

Well there were some gems in tonight's episode

Love the ... "Eight people want to watch football and four people don't, but we all have to watch football" ...and the ones that don't, clean"

and the "Well i thought there would be more reception rooms"  ..

"By tomorrow morning, we’re going to be famished. We’re going to need Bob Geldof to do something on television.”

"What's her chops?"

you forget all the stuff he's come out with...until you see a thread like that.

Thanks DID

Thanks DID that is hilarious, I never realised he had said so many funny one liners  

Talking to the TOT was very funny. He might be perceived a high class tosser, but he's a bit more than that and I love him for talking back to TOT and stating the way he feels.

Ben is hilarious yet most of this is not shown on the HL show instead we're forcefed stroppy Scabby. 

Well I still hope Scabby goes tomorrow

Ben can be hilarious 

These are so funny, and even funnier because they are said in a posh voice and delivered in a dead pan way.

Am loving Ben

Brilliant thanks DiD Am just going to watch last night's HL show so can't wait for the TOT

The very best one...

TOT I want to hear you say “innit”, I want to hear you say “You know what I mean. Get me ??? Now give me a blast of your street slang BEN What, you want me to do ?... Ok ”innit, ...”now just f**k off “ TOT More street slang BEN “Hows your father... Naff off” TOT : Apples and Pears BEN Oh that's Cockney rhyming slang - I can do that – its that Gary Glitter s**tter and all that sort of thing TOT Don’t swear at me BEN Sorry about that PMSL LOVE IT!!!

Thanks for posting this DiD.
I love Ben and his one-liners are brilliant.
He better stay on Friday, or BB will have to endure the wrath of Yogi.

And the wrath of squiggle, oooooh you don't wanna see the pair of us when we get MAD!!!

Brilliant

"You know Anne Robinson got ticked off for putting the Welsh into Room 101.
You should be able to put whatever nationality in the bin you want !"


Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

I love Ben   ... he's so funny without even realising it

About the house.. It's like a prison designed by Boy George.

Ben "They might put me in a bag and bundle me off to Munich".....

I know there is more.

Hes brilliant last night with the TOT was a classic BB moment

Bump

Thanks for bumping Suzi - I was looking for this thread

I saw that Lazybug!  I like having a read through again myself.

After Govan left he said:
"Have you noticed Sunshine has gone over to the cool crowd? She`s taken over from Govan. Next thing, she`ll be smoking and farting."

On seeing Ben's stripy gold dressing gown, someone asks "How many bees died to make that dressing gown, Ben?"

To which he replies tartly ..."not enough"

I loved that one, it was the side ways look he did at the same time as he said 'not nearly enough' that really cracked me up.

Love the Bee's one Cinds. His dryness creases me up.
Nicked these as well... Is Ben, Brian Sewell in an effete young man's body?


Mario: Can I hold your hand?
Ben: No, but you can hold my arm a little.


Ben : "it would be my perfect day today if I wasn't in this compound" Sitting in his deckchair and overhearing Shabby in the snug having her temper tantrum,he said " Oh for God's Sake!"

On his stand up for the crowd, "If the boos are so loud, how will I know if I have been funny or not"
Josie: i feel sorry for you
Ben : So do I

"Just because I don't want his weiner up my bum , I am an appauling person."

That thread is brilliant, Ben is hilarious

Ben (to JJ) "You're not academically inclined."
JJ: "I don't even know what that means."
Ben: "Quite."