aw dont .............. i feel sorry for her all over again

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Originally posted by madamski:
aw dont .............. i feel sorry for her all over again

Sent home on a double decker bus.

i know shame

That was really crap. But she didn't do much while she was in there.

I love going on buses.

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Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I love going on buses.

Would you like to go on a bus trip with me? We won't even have to wear alien costumes, unless of course you want to.

I think I want to.

Joking aside, she's done remarkably well for a HM who only survived a few days.

I mean, how many other HMs (even among the final 5) will get their own TV show?
(Yes, I know it's on some obscure cable channel, but still...)

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Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I think I want to.

In that case shall we just go for a ride on my bike and you can sit in the basket on the front?

okay then.

Shall we look for some cats while we're out?

I would never run over a cat.

Neither would I I just wanted to look for some so we could stroke them.

oh. I had hoped you would run it over for me while I just sat in the basket.

Oh OK then, after all I invited you out, so it's up to you what we do.

just don't make me sit in here so long I get wicker marks on my bum.

I'll put a cushion in the basket, just don't tell anyone I let you sit on my cushions OK

I promise not to fart.

You're the best!

we should go on trips every day!111

But to keep it exciting, let's use a different mode of transport every day.

what shall we use tomorrow?

Definitely a rickshaw, and Trollop can pedal!

fabulous idea! I am shit at ideas.

I used to travel all over Europe on my back fence when I was a kid, would you prefer to try that instead?

will I get splinters?

No silly!!!! You put a folded up blanket over it to use as a saddle

Have you got some skipping rope stirrups you can bring?

No. God I am rubbish at riding fence horsies.

It's ok, I'll let you mount the quiet one.

I'm not sure I'll like it with no stirrups.

Have you never rode bare back?

I have lived a sheltered life.

I'm quite experienced, so don't worry I'll show you how it's done.

I have always wanted to meet someone like you.

Shall we get married?

Yes, why not?

Excellent then we can make our nightly excursions the honeymoon.

I have always wanted to fake go to the Maldives.