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aw dont .............. i feel sorry for her all over again
Sent home on a double decker bus.quote:Originally posted by madamski:
aw dont .............. i feel sorry for her all over again
i know shame
That was really crap. But she didn't do much while she was in there.
I love going on buses.
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I love going on buses.
Would you like to go on a bus trip with me? We won't even have to wear alien costumes, unless of course you want to.
I think I want to.
Joking aside, she's done remarkably well for a HM who only survived a few days.
I mean, how many other HMs (even among the final 5) will get their own TV show?
(Yes, I know it's on some obscure cable channel, but still...)
I mean, how many other HMs (even among the final 5) will get their own TV show?
(Yes, I know it's on some obscure cable channel, but still...)
quote:Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
I think I want to.
In that case shall we just go for a ride on my bike and you can sit in the basket on the front?
okay then.
Shall we look for some cats while we're out?
I would never run over a cat.
Neither would I I just wanted to look for some so we could stroke them.
oh. I had hoped you would run it over for me while I just sat in the basket.
Oh OK then, after all I invited you out, so it's up to you what we do.
just don't make me sit in here so long I get wicker marks on my bum.
I'll put a cushion in the basket, just don't tell anyone I let you sit on my cushions OK
I promise not to fart.
You're the best!
we should go on trips every day!111
But to keep it exciting, let's use a different mode of transport every day.
what shall we use tomorrow?
Definitely a rickshaw, and Trollop can pedal!
fabulous idea! I am shit at ideas.
I used to travel all over Europe on my back fence when I was a kid, would you prefer to try that instead?
will I get splinters?
No silly!!!! You put a folded up blanket over it to use as a saddle
Have you got some skipping rope stirrups you can bring?
Have you got some skipping rope stirrups you can bring?
No. God I am rubbish at riding fence horsies.
It's ok, I'll let you mount the quiet one.
I'm not sure I'll like it with no stirrups.
Have you never rode bare back?
I have lived a sheltered life.
I'm quite experienced, so don't worry I'll show you how it's done.
I have always wanted to meet someone like you.
Shall we get married?
Yes, why not?
Excellent then we can make our nightly excursions the honeymoon.
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