are you spying on me  lol

I know the feeling 

*shuts curtains*

* pours another drink *    ............. adjusts  hairband

Bit close to home for some of you eh? 

         

I've still got all my hair.  

Depends on where you live !

depends on what kind of knitted cardigan you have on   home made or m&s ,  that makes all the difference

Well yes, me too I guess, so I'm really not balding    a few teef gone though 

anyroads.................... why is your life in ruins ?  tell yir auntie  sanny  * in confidence * 

Velvet 

 I'm down to the mulled wine  

awrite dry yir eyes lol .......... all gie yi a bottle ov baileys 

*Pops in*      Baileys y say 

yes .......... its gon ti charity shop if not claimed  ............. i got it as a prezzie * in a box too *   i hate the stuff

i've got some snowballs left *leaves them for Velvet*

Velvet  I know the feeling.

  

velvet

oaki doke its urz 

On screen you're an amazing poster who is full of life and humour.

You live in a castle? 

Well I'm not balding, or an alcoholic, and my life isn't in ruins but for what it's worth when I was 21 a hairdresser told me I would lose all my hair by the time I was 30. I can't believe I paid him for such abuse. It became my pet hate and I was convinced he was right. 

I'm 48 now and still have just about a full head of hair I bet he's as bald as a coot wow 27 years later I still have such hatred for a bloke I should have completely forgotten within seconds of leaving that place

Ok. What did you say to piss him off to that extent

Not a word, honestly. He volunteered the information. On reflection his sales skills weren't the best. I doubt he had any kind of hairdressing fanbase to speak of 

There's always a bright side.

Whatever you lose on your scalp, you will gain on your nose and ears.

Oh well, lets have a drink and forget about it.

It`s Charles!  

You calling Camilla a 'ruin'? 

  Hello lovely x  

  

You want velvet to send me to the tower don`tcha?  

Hello ma darlin`