Gah! *hawk spit*
Z.
Evening lovers...
haven't been here for a while.. but
UP THE BEET .....
haven't been here for a while.. but
UP THE BEET .....
THE BEETROOT 
Morning Beeties 
Gah! ... *hawk spit*
Z.
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Gah! ... *hawk spit*
Z.
I think i have broken your code Zaph
Gah! ... *hawk spit* = I Love Beet
Morning Beetie Lovers
MrsH has broken your code......so wear this T shirt with pride..
quote:Originally posted by Syd:
MrsH has broken your code......so wear this T shirt with pride..
thanks Syd ......... nice to you still on the bashing side
Morning Beeties
Afternoon Beeties
your all very quiet lately hope the beeteating is still going on
your all very quiet lately
hope the beeteating is still going on
Morning Beeties
half way 
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Morning Beeties
where are you all ......... tis the season of the beet
down Page 2 Morning Beeties
where are you all ......... tis the season of the beet
It's a job to get the staff....
Gah! *Hawk spit*
Z.
Gah! *Hawk spit*
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
It's a job to get the staff....
Gah! *Hawk spit*
Z.
I am disapointed
the above should have been your title
I think I prefer it the way it is thanks
Z.
Z.
Is happy..... we going to get some little purple beauties out of the garden, boil em up and pickle em nicely.... One guess as to what this lovely/yummy delicacy is???...
Some people are just sick in the head
Z.
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Some people are just sick in the head
Z.
quote:Originally posted by *Di*:
Is happy..... we going to get some little purple beauties out of the garden, boil em up and pickle em nicely.... One guess as to what this lovely/yummy delicacy is???...
sounds nice Di .try it through the stages , still warm , cold and then pickled .......... yummy
reminds me I have some to cook as well
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Some people are just sick in the head
Z.
LOL!!...
xxx
Brilliant Syd!!...
haha lovely news contribution from a non-liker Zaph
Morning Beeties
Morning Beeties
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This "Beetroot of all evil" was an entry in a Halloween scary vegetable party:
How anyone could do this to a beetroot is beyond me.
Other entries:
Best one as far as I'm concernedâĶ
How anyone could do this to a beetroot is beyond me.
Other entries:
Best one as far as I'm concernedâĶ
You should have this as your avatar Zaphod:
I should count your fingers and toes.... they might not make 20 shortly 
Z.
Z.
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
I should count your fingers and toes.... they might not make 20 shortly
Z.
And to think I was going to offer to resize it for you and everything...
Morning Beeties
lovely pics BB
lovely pics BB
Very considerate of you Bunny....er... however.. I think I'll stick with my dog thanks
Z.
Z.
Morning Beetie Fans
including Zaph the secret beeter
including Zaph the secret beeter
Gah! *hawwwwwwwk spit*
Z.
Z.
bit slow to react there Zaph ..... over 24 hours
Afternoon Beeties
âPeel me another beetroot, Mildred.â
~ Victor Cheesecake
âF*ck off.â
~ Mildred
<-- Mildred
~ Victor Cheesecake
âF*ck off.â
~ Mildred
<-- Mildred
Beetroot is a naturally occurring Precious Thing and ancient Slavic god-plant believed to have its origins on the coal barges of long ago. It is reputed to have many medicinal, magical, managerial and confusing properties, and was originally used as a primitive type of ceremonial lipstick (see Palin) believed to empower the wearer with invisibility (in men) and chocolate immunity (in women). 
History
In common with all root vegetables, beetroot fell out of the sky in 653 BC. Before this it had successfully remained a closely guarded secret of the people of the mountain village of High Asakite, somewhere in the middle of the world. Then one day, a Guardian of the Temple of Heaps was pulling a Vner-Vnor full of sacred beetroots up the mountain when the padding collapsed and the beetroots escaped, pouring down the mountain, bouncing off things as they went, and ending up all over the world.
In common with all root vegetables, beetroot fell out of the sky in 653 BC. Before this it had successfully remained a closely guarded secret of the people of the mountain village of High Asakite, somewhere in the middle of the world. Then one day, a Guardian of the Temple of Heaps was pulling a Vner-Vnor full of sacred beetroots up the mountain when the padding collapsed and the beetroots escaped, pouring down the mountain, bouncing off things as they went, and ending up all over the world.
Barszcz czerwony
The global beetroot explosion had terrible consequences for the colour of things. The sky in America (or what would become America after the Reptiloids left) turned an intolerable shade of puce, a paler and more nauseating dilution of the darker puce which smothered the Middle East and parts of New Zealand with tendrils of near-doom. Suddenness was everywhere as people ran about screaming for their lives, and dogs began to eat each other. The Loch Ness Monster resigned, plunging the world into a huge confusing war which lasted until everyone forgot about it and embraced a fondness for baking light, fluffy, deliciously moist sponge cakes with imaginatively iced toppings, culminating in the appointment of Mr Kipling in 1937.
The global beetroot explosion had terrible consequences for the colour of things. The sky in America (or what would become America after the Reptiloids left) turned an intolerable shade of puce, a paler and more nauseating dilution of the darker puce which smothered the Middle East and parts of New Zealand with tendrils of near-doom. Suddenness was everywhere as people ran about screaming for their lives, and dogs began to eat each other. The Loch Ness Monster resigned, plunging the world into a huge confusing war which lasted until everyone forgot about it and embraced a fondness for baking light, fluffy, deliciously moist sponge cakes with imaginatively iced toppings, culminating in the appointment of Mr Kipling in 1937.