quote:As you might have noticed, since Bea's arrival, Halfwit has been following her around like a lost puppy. The two initially hit it off well, sharing cigarettes and cuddles like two old pals. Halfwit even revealed to Siavash that he couldn't believe Big Brother had sent in someone that was 'so his type'.
Yet despite Halfwit telling anyone who'd listen that he was well into Bea, his affections were travelling along a one-way street. And over the past few days Bea has similarly been telling anyone who'll listen that she's pretty much had her fill of Halfwit.
Unsurprisingly, Bea has been conspicuous to Halfwit by her absense. Sharing a post-Task fag with Siavash, Halfwit discussed the fact that Bea had told him she needed 'more space', and that she'd been giving him a wide berth.
"She apologised for not talking to me," he told Siavash. "And I apologised for being insensitive, but she said I hadn't been insensitive. She said she was stressed, so maybe it's just the simplest reason."
"But her being stressed doesn't exlpain why she talks to other people and not me," continued Halfwit. Er, cos maybe it's not the reason?
"What do you think?" he asked Siavash.
"I don't know," said Siavash, who actually did know, as Bea had been chewing his ear off about her annoyance with Halfwit this morning. "Did you cop a feel?"
"No, no nothing like that," asserted Halfwit.
"Then maybe she is a bit tired," offered Siavash. "The new people are breaking down a lot quicker than we did. Two have left..."
But this was of no great interest to Halfwit. "Has Bea said anything to you or Noirin?"
"Just that she's stressed, and wants space," replied Siavash. "It's always good to have a chat."
Women, eh Halfwit? What do they really mean?
Bea seems to think she can slag Freddie off to Siavash whenever she wants. I think eventually Siavash will tell Freddie what is being said, and then Bea will finally be exposed for the horrible person that she is. Can't wait.