...someone get some wax strips in there - quick! 
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im just watching last nights show as I was out and Siavash is showing his hairy arse - how apt 
Do people have their bottoms waxed, though? It would be awfully itchy afterwards. 
Siavash could plait his bum hairs like he does his beard...
quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
Do people have their bottoms waxed, though? It would be awfully itchy afterwards.
People with bums that hairy do. It's part of a procedure called a back, sack and crack.
I couldn't believe he was showing that off - it was hairier than his face! Particularly around the crack
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by fabienne:
Do people have their bottoms waxed, though? It would be awfully itchy afterwards.
People with bums that hairy do. It's part of a procedure called a back, sack and crack.
I couldn't believe he was showing that off - it was hairier than his face! Particularly around the crack
Another procedure designed to part rich simpletons from their money, if I may say so.
Like a million ants crawling and scratchingquote:Originally posted by fabienne:
Do people have their bottoms waxed, though? It would be awfully itchy afterwards.
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Another procedure designed to part rich simpletons from their money, if I may say so.
Did you SEE it?
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Another procedure designed to part rich simpletons from their money, if I may say so.
Did you SEE it?
Luckily I had business elsewhere 'toid.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
Thanks for that..I think?
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
Me neither, within reason. But it was a jungle thicket down there.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
Body hair is there for a reason. It keeps away flies and stuff.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
Me neither, within reason. But it was a jungle thicket down there.
Having been a keen swimmer in the past I think I know what you mean.
It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thequote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
Body hair is there for a reason. It keeps away flies and stuff.
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thesummerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
Nothing a pair of thermal knickers wouldn't sort out
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Siavash could plait his bum hairs like he does his beard...
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thequote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
Body hair is there for a reason. It keeps away flies and stuff.summerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
I`m cosy all year round.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thesummerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
Nothing a pair of thermal knickers wouldn't sort out
Begone evil images! etc.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Having been a keen swimmer in the past I think I know what you mean.
Did you swim for a local club in your youth Garage? If so we may have met!
How is that?quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thequote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
BCS..what does it mean Toid?
Back, crack and sack
I don't think that I could be arsed (Tee-Hee)
It seems a rather modern phenomena where we must get rid of all bodily hair, at all costs. Never understood it m'self.
Body hair is there for a reason. It keeps away flies and stuff.summerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
I`m cosy all year round.
Doesnt helpquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thesummerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
Nothing a pair of thermal knickers wouldn't sort out
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Having been a keen swimmer in the past I think I know what you mean.
Did you swim for a local club in your youth Garage? If so we may have met!
I did Joe. I`ve got medals and trophies. Mainly for diving
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Doesnt helpquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thesummerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
Nothing a pair of thermal knickers wouldn't sort out
Does for me. And in any case, I;d rather have a cold bum than one that grows its own mohair
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Having been a keen swimmer in the past I think I know what you mean.
Did you swim for a local club in your youth Garage? If so we may have met!
I did Joe. I`ve got medals and trophies. Mainly for diving
Me too, well not any more 'cos threw 'em all away- 'twas a v long time ago!
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Doesnt helpquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
It also helps to keep us warm and with our beautiful weather in the UK it is required... While Siavash is warm during thesummerwinter the hairless ones are shivering to the bone...
Nothing a pair of thermal knickers wouldn't sort out
Does for me. And in any case, I;d rather have a cold bum than one that grows its own mohair
Some people are hairier than others.. If he decides to be hairless, he would be forking out a fortune each month.....quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Having been a keen swimmer in the past I think I know what you mean.
Did you swim for a local club in your youth Garage? If so we may have met!
I did Joe. I`ve got medals and trophies. Mainly for diving
Me too, well not any more 'cos threw 'em all away- 'twas a v long time ago!
Sorry! I'm trying to plant things in between the rain showers. I only swam for the house. I was unfortunate to be in the same year as someone very gifted indeed. The only medals I have are for cricket and believe it or not darts.
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Having been a keen swimmer in the past I think I know what you mean.
Did you swim for a local club in your youth Garage? If so we may have met!
I did Joe. I`ve got medals and trophies. Mainly for diving
Me too, well not any more 'cos threw 'em all away- 'twas a v long time ago!
Awww I wish you`d kept them Super.
Mine was a long time ago too. I`ve only got mine because my Mum treasured them.
You can get copies if you want to Super.
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
That's true. He could always market it as cushion-stuffing
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Sorry! I'm trying to plant things in between the rain showers. I only swam for the house. I was unfortunate to be in the same year as someone very gifted indeed. The only medals I have are for cricket and believe it or not darts.
Swam competitively during my youth- with the 'robocop' mayor
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Awww I wish you`d kept them Super.
Mine was a long time ago too. I`ve only got mine because my Mum treasured them.
You can get copies if you want to Super.
Were in my mum and dad's attic for a lot of years- one of the many things that got dumped when we cleared the house out after they died
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
That's true. He could always market it as cushion-stuffing
One of my friend who looks like a shirehorse. Hair coming out the bottom of her bell bottoms.
She has a potential business enterprise.
Will she lsiten? No.
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Sorry! I'm trying to plant things in between the rain showers. I only swam for the house. I was unfortunate to be in the same year as someone very gifted indeed. The only medals I have are for cricket and believe it or not darts.
Swam competitively during my youth- with the 'robocop' mayor
No history of that quality at my school per se. The main centre was at Darlo baths. On the other hand if you were to go down the hill and through the watersplash... I don't know if the ground is still there, but I have played cricket on it.
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
That's true. He could always market it as cushion-stuffing
One of my friend who looks like a shirehorse. Hair coming out the bottom of her bell bottoms.
She has a potential business enterprise.
Will she lsiten? No.
What a waste of a renewable resource quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Sorry! I'm trying to plant things in between the rain showers. I only swam for the house. I was unfortunate to be in the same year as someone very gifted indeed. The only medals I have are for cricket and believe it or not darts.
Now I think about it I did do the bronze, silver, gold although it's not the same thing, and I have the bronze medallion should any of you get into difficulties.
What has this got to do with BSC? I can hear 'toid asking.
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Awww I wish you`d kept them Super.
Mine was a long time ago too. I`ve only got mine because my Mum treasured them.
You can get copies if you want to Super.
Were in my mum and dad's attic for a lot of years- one of the many things that got dumped when we cleared the house out after they died
I`m sorry Super..mine are in heaven too. I know how you feel.Memories are better...medals are insignificant in the grand scheme of things.