Cosmopolitan posted:Christ, is it really going to be the year of the escaping tit..? Or tits.
Sue Pollard meets Mylie Cyrus
Oh, Ellie the profession thickie?
Jesse, there's a tsunami of people leaving Yorkshire right this minute
Baz posted:Cosmopolitan posted:Yogi19 posted:Cosmopolitan posted:So the choice of the 'People's HM' is between a wannabe Russell Brand lookalike reject, a tits out tart, some other bird and a random ordinary bloke with probably no personality or charm. What fun zzzzzzz....
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Hi Cosi.
My vote goes to the ordinary guy - we need one normal one in there.
Well Ellie's on screen now and she's talking 'working class'. Do we know what she does for employment?
Not a lot probably
Bounces about on a trampoline.
Kaffs posted:Saint posted:WHY NO SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE !!!!
Because i have a day job.
Kaytee posted:Oh help....some Gobby wench rabbiting at 50mph
I clocked it at 62mph
My vote goes to the ordinary guy - we need one normal one in there.
I thought that, then I remembered that dull as ditchwater 'normal' Welsh guy a few years ago.
Sam? We don't want another one like him.
that's him - couldn't remember his name,
Cosmopolitan posted:Jesse, there's a tsunami of people leaving Yorkshire right this minute
Kaffs posted:Oh, Ellie the profession thickie?
Yep
Saint posted:WHY NO SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE !!!!
Did you not audition then?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Oh help....some Gobby wench rabbiting at 50mph
I clocked it at 62mph
They don't sell dresses that fit in Castleford then?
Syd posted:Saint posted:WHY NO SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE !!!!
Did you not audition then?
I have to say, with a chest like that, trampolining must be interesting.
Kaffs posted:Saint posted:WHY NO SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE !!!!
Because i have a day job.
You had better apply for next year !!!
Cosmopolitan posted:They don't sell dresses that fit in Castleford then?
Doesn't look like it
Baz posted:Kaffs posted:Saint posted:WHY NO SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE !!!!
Because i have a day job.
2 grrrrs down...Wonder if I make it a full house
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I have to say, with a chest like that, trampolining must be interesting.
I'm surprised she doesn't have black eyes
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Cosmopolitan posted:They don't sell dresses that fit in Castleford then?
Titter.......
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
I have to say, with a chest like that, trampolining must be interesting.
Black eyes and a broken jaw; like being slapped by a wet haddock repeatedly
Not a lot probably
Bounces about on a trampoline.
and I bet that's not the only thing...
Kaytee posted:2 grrrrs down...Wonder if I make it a full house
velvet donkey posted:Cosmopolitan posted:They don't sell dresses that fit in Castleford then?
That was custom made for her beer belly
Did they miscalculate the barrellage..?
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Oh help....some Gobby wench rabbiting at 50mph
I clocked it at 62mph
I gave up and nodded off at 50
Saint posted:Kaffs posted:Saint posted:WHY NO SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE !!!!
Because i have a day job.
You had better apply for next year !!!
I'd vote her out first 
Baz posted:Ok ....I'm going to ask ....what's slot dropping please ?
I am NOT taking the bait..! Someone else can do it.
Baz posted:Ok ....I'm going to ask ....what's slot dropping please ?
Something to do with playing fruit machines I think...........
Baz posted:Ok ....I'm going to ask ....what's slot dropping please ?
it's slut dropping.
Cos will show you.
What did he say when he went in, I'm reading the forum more than watching the telly.
He just lost my vote
No not him...sounds like he's on Helium