Syd posted:

Why oh why do they wear those dresses??

hideous

Crunchy Nuts posted:

She definitely does anal

Kaytee posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Now now, drink your Horlicks.....and shut your eyes...she's not good for your health

No guesses what colour knickers she has on, fortunately she has them on.

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Yogi19 posted:

Amythist posted:

Yogi19 posted:

 FGS, they're trying to escape!

cant look

I wish I hadn't looked!

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

Syd posted:

Why oh why do they wear those dresses??

So that you can be impressed by a beer gut, droopy tits, a wide arse and her f@nny flaps.  Did you not get the memo?

velvet donkey posted:

Crunchy Nuts posted:

She definitely does anal

Well the dress is half a roll of Andrex.

Kaffs posted:

Crunchy Nuts posted:

She definitely does anal

talks out her arse? 

Cosmopolitan posted:

Crunchy Nuts posted:

She definitely does anal

LMAO..!   

 

I've slapped myself for laughing btw

Lol, you know she does!

Rocking Ros posted:

this is the pits

Hang in there Ros ...we can do it 

Kaytee posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Now now, drink your Horlicks.....and shut your eyes...she's not good for your health

I'm having palpatations

Come back Makosi, Kemal and Kinga

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

It would take more than a roll of sellotape to prop up those puppies.

Is this years style 'show as much boob as possible'?

They are all at it.

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

Cosmopolitan posted:

Syd posted:

Why oh why do they wear those dresses??

So that you can be impressed by a beer gut, droopy tits, a wide arse and her f@nny flaps.  Did you not get the memo?

this made me RL

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

something more industrial I think

Yogi19 posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

It would take more than a roll of sellotape to prop up those puppies.

Yeah scaffolding at  the very least !!

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Kaytee posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

Now now, drink your Horlicks.....and shut your eyes...she's not good for your health

I'm having palpatations

Not surprised!

I'd like to send in a live hungry tiger.

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

I think it'll take something much stronger than that lol

FFS... someone get busy with the tranquiliser darts.

have to hope for Tom the Bore

Amythist posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

something more industrial I think

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

It would take more than a roll of sellotape to prop up those puppies.

Yeah scaffolding at  the very least !!

Rofl....she looks like My Big Fat Gypsy Went Down the Pub!

Tom or Sue.................(my phone isn't working tho,..... shame)

Come on forum members, I want to reach 1000 posts by the end of the programme, I'm OCD like that.

I really don't think I'm going to be able to watch this shower of shite for 8 weeks.

Amythist posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

something more industrial I think

Kaffs posted:

have to hope for Tom the Bore

Knowing my luck, it'll be the motormouth female, Simone (or whatever her name is).

Kaffs posted:

A statement released by bosses said: “At a time of political upheaval and tough questions about unity in the UK, ‘Big Brother’ brings you an alternative look at Britain.

“The first taste is revealed today with the new ‘Big Brother’ eye, formed from a multi-coloured Union Jack flag, featuring a patchwork of eclectic images representing modern Britain.”

It seems Channel 5 are making a concerted effort to return the show to its social experiment roots too, as they added we should be ready “for a very British summer of contrasts, conflicts and collaboration...and more fireworks than you could imagine, as a selection of people, from a range of backgrounds, come together.”

 

I'm sure that's false advertising.

We should sue the feckers.

Kaytee posted:

Amythist posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

something more industrial I think

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

It would take more than a roll of sellotape to prop up those puppies.

Yeah scaffolding at  the very least !!

Rofl....she looks like My Big Fat Gypsy Went Down the Pub!

Crunchy Nuts posted:

I really don't think I'm going to be able to watch this shower of shite for 8 weeks.

It so happens I can't. It's only that I don't have to get up early tomorrow that I can tonight. Otherwise I will be missing it during the week. But not missing much by the looks of it.

Kaytee posted:

Amythist posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

something more industrial I think

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

It would take more than a roll of sellotape to prop up those puppies.

Yeah scaffolding at  the very least !!

Rofl....she looks like My Big Fat Gypsy Went Down the Pub!

Kaytee posted:

Amythist posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

something more industrial I think

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Her boobs droop further than mine ....!!

Should have stuck sellotape under them to prop them up

It would take more than a roll of sellotape to prop up those puppies.

Yeah scaffolding at  the very least !!

Rofl....she looks like My Big Fat Gypsy Went Down the Pub!

Kaffs posted:

FFS... someone get busy with the tranquiliser darts.

I'm too busy pumping cocaine, lsd and valium intravenously right now.

Yogi19 posted:

Kaffs posted:

have to hope for Tom the Bore

Knowing my luck, it'll be the motormouth female, Simone (or whatever her name is).

Knowing your luck it will be the Glaswegian

Yogi19 posted:

Kaffs posted:

have to hope for Tom the Bore

Knowing my luck, it'll be the motormouth female, Simone (or whatever her name is).

OMG hope not - bad bunch but prefer Tom at a push

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Kaffs posted:

have to hope for Tom the Bore

Knowing my luck, it'll be the motormouth female, Simone (or whatever her name is).

Knowing your luck it will be the Glaswegian

Don't even think that!!!