Can we vote for the mannequin by the door to win?
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Crunchy Nuts posted:What the F@"! Have they done to Big Brother?
Everyone knows each other, half of them are related to each other. The house has so much going on it's like Where's Wally trying to spot the housemates.
United Kingdom of Big Brother? The People's housemate? Come on, Let's get serious.
Utter shit
Hi Crunchy. I see you've been in training.
PLEASE - no more
Unless its a sophisticated Parisian sex pot
Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
There is a distinct satellite delay with this guy, ask him a question and wait 5 seconds for the response.
More like Drag-on Queen
Crunchy Nuts posted:How do you "accidentally sleep together"?
It's a bit like a slut drop: you slip, dip, double dip from the shock and there you have it, piff puff pull the other one.
~Sweet Summer~ posted:Can we vote for the mannequin by the door to win?
She's vile!
In a serious mode... her pitch makes me sad.
Oh gawd another plastic
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
More like Drag-on Queen
No, that was rubbish. 
"I am a trollop".................round of applause!
Cosmopolitan posted:Crunchy Nuts posted:How do you "accidentally sleep together"?
It's a bit like a slut drop: you slip, dip, double dip from the shock and there you have it, piff puff pull the other one.
Side boob on show there
Kaffs posted:In a serious mode... her pitch makes me sad.
ÂĢ2000 for hair 
VENUS FTW (even though she lost in Roland Garros)
So she's not the full shilling but has tits to compensate.
Kaytee posted:Side boob on show there
Where, where !!
See the escape on Shawshank Redemption... that in reverse is how they should make these clowns enter the house.
Baz posted:Kaffs posted:In a serious mode... her pitch makes me sad.
I know exactly what you mean
I like to go out and get smashed and do stuff I can't remember in the morning - I really don't give a shit. #lifegoals
This one's indistinguishable from a squeaky toy!
velvet donkey posted:HOUSE!
Kaytee posted:Side boob on show there
Not one to be proud of either 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
ÂĢ2000 for hair
just going to post same EC
At least she has the figure to wear that outfit
velvet donkey posted:Good barman is Joe.
I just KNEW he couldn't be all bad 
Cosmopolitan posted:So she's not the full shilling but has tits to compensate.
Well at least that's 2 positives. The rest of them so far have zero going for them.
Cosmopolitan posted:So she's not the full shilling but has tits to compensate.
I was going to do a thrupney (sp) bit joke, but thought better of it.
Kaffs posted:Baz posted:Kaffs posted:In a serious mode... her pitch makes me sad.
I know exactly what you mean
I like to go out and get smashed and do stuff I can't remember in the morning - I really don't give a shit. #lifegoals
Depressing, isn't it?
Kaffs posted:Baz posted:Kaffs posted:In a serious mode... her pitch makes me sad.
I know exactly what you mean
I like to go out and get smashed and do stuff I can't remember in the morning - I really don't give a shit. #lifegoals
Thatsssss where I've been going wrong all theses years!