Big Brother 11 over view
John James
Archetypal angry young man and clueless without a cause, dumb blonde, John James seems to have an issue with everything and everyone. Has an axe to grind from the moment he wakes and would probably argue with his own reflection about the colour of snow. Has a penchant for targeting women and it’s only a matter of time before he has an issue over how often they blink. The permanently confused scowl says it all ... John James is best avoided til the age of thirty.
Iffe Thingy
Little pocket-size Iffe Wots-her-name has the pinkest tongue in existence and never knows when to stop it wagging. Is friends with Keeva, then she’s not, then is, then is not - then is taking refuge in the company of feeble gay Mario – no surprises there then!! Wig off – wig on – wig off – wig on ... that’s Iffe.
Madonna is sure to swoop on Iffee and adopt her anytime soon.
Mario
Ben stalker varies between vacant school boy to wanton sex toy. Has tried every trick in the book to impress but his awkward demeanour and socially inept efforts have had little effect at drawing Ben’s botoxed lips closer. This ‘rabbit-in-the-headlights’ 10yr old was perfectly cast as The Mole as his puckered up face is just like that of a lil shrew. Has an odd accent best described as ‘confused’ with a strange American twang.
The wanna-be of all wanna-be’s actually wants to be a fashion designer - but hasn’t been, yet. And hasn’t seemed to have done anything ... at all, really. Definitely Hinge from Hinge and Bracket.
Josie
Hefty thumb sucker Josie is the typical woman that enjoys hanging around abusive young men whilst trying to reason with them despite failing at every opportunity. Flabby, mumsy type is becoming more country-bumpkin yokel as the programme progresses and its only a matter of time before the phrase, “I do fancy John James, that it be” is uttered.
Not surprising that wobble bottom Josie was the first to challenge for control of the kitchen.
Nathan
Neandathol Nathan looks like the common or garden builder with a bag of tools for every occasions. No surprises then when his write up described him as a ‘builder’!!
Mr. Monobrow is without charm or charisma and is further underlined by his none stop need to fiddle with his percy whilst cooking communal meals. Has a habit of losing his t-shirt only to reveal a torso in desperate need of a wash n wax. His permanently dirty look makes him the last person you’d want to see in the kitchen!!
Steve
Transformer Steve’s taste in false eyes is enough to scare the kids, which makes it a surprise that he has eight of them. At least his tackle was left intact and put to good use!! Mr. Mecano has more tattoos than you can shake a walking stick at and is favourite to win despite doing, erm ... virtually nothing.
Dave
Allows the love of ‘Our Lawd’ to fill him up which might explain the fullness of his fat belly. Not only becomes intoxicated by The Lawd but also by the love of a good beer, or three, no doubt.Claims to love everyone whilst also claiming half the house will be cast into Eternal Damnation!! A permanent desire for man-hugging at every opportunity makes for a confused mix of moralities.
Govan
Grinning Gollum didn’t last long and was never seen as ‘my precious’ by anyone other than Rachel who was soon to follow him out the door. The pointless pint-size only stopped grinning to reveal what most people already knew ... a confession that he was gay to Rachel Corin. Had a desire for constant bitching that would ultimately prove his undoing ... whilst trying to hide he was gay? Silly boy – it’s a dead giveaway.
Ben
The campest non-gay man alive today could talk for England and is perfect Tory Party candidate material as he waffles his way out of one rule break to another. Has been everywhere and met everyone but can’t crack a single joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Nigel bring home the filo pastry, of course”.
Quiff head manages four different styles from one head of hair so a L’oreal advert deal surely beckons.Ben owns a vicious top lip that must have been botox’d to hell and could take out Steve’s good eye if he’s not careful. Most probably the long lost son of Quentin Crisp.
So you think taking the piss out of a guy's physical condition who has lost both legs and his eye is humour and 'having a laugh'? I wont even address your comments about Josie's weight as you like nothing better than to talk about women like they are shit on your shoe anyway. 
As for the Freddie thread we took a group decision to let it sink gracefully below the waves as it seemed difficult to keep it going as the new BB got underway. A lot of us post in the Ben's Buddies thread so look in there anytime and we can have a natter.
I wonder if she has as many heads as him I bet she does.
